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''[Chris's face is partially obscured by darkness due to the lighting in his room. A large piece of cardboard with horizontal orange and grey stripes covers most of his chest. The Asperchu medallion is visible around his neck.]'' | |||
''[Odd voice]'' Ello, web! Dis is Christian Weston Chandler 'ere! But I'm no-I'm not really Christian Weston Chandler, and I'm not the creator of Sonichu because I live in Philidelphia! I was born in Philidelphia! At least as far as I know. [[Things Chris has ripped off|I don't have any originality]], or idea points because I never put up a page of my own! In real life, and still I only mock the real Christian Weston Chandler in Virginia-and now I am mocking Alec Benson Leary, I am pretending to be Alec Benson Leary, oh look at me I'm Alec, [[Chris and Art|I draw teeeerrribly]], I draw everything in squares, I put [[homos]]exual drawings in the background, [[Death threats|I kill everybody!]] I put gore all over the floor and blood all over the place, I killed the real Christian Weston Chandler, I even killed the origina-I even killed the second dude, who pretended to be the original! Anyway, I'm Christian Chandler, I live in Philidelphia, I have a girlfriend, her name is [[Kacey]], except we're married now! And [[Chris and his ego|she coulda had the real Christian Weston Chandler]], who lives in Virginia, except I'm just a Christian Chandler who lives in Philidelphia! Now I'm sorry, [[Honor roll|I didn't mean Philidelphia, I meant to say Pennsylvania!]] Pennsylvania! But I pretended to be the original Christian Weston Chandler and rent movies from Blockbuster in Peennsylvaniaa! And the phone call was sent to the real deal, the real man in Virginia. | ''[Odd voice]'' Ello, web! Dis is Christian Weston Chandler 'ere! But I'm no-I'm not really Christian Weston Chandler, and I'm not the creator of Sonichu because I live in Philidelphia! I was born in Philidelphia! At least as far as I know. [[Things Chris has ripped off|I don't have any originality]], or idea points because I never put up a page of my own! In real life, and still I only mock the real Christian Weston Chandler in Virginia-and now I am mocking Alec Benson Leary, ''[grabs Asperchu medallion]'' I am pretending to be Alec Benson Leary, oh look at me I'm Alec, [[Chris and Art|I draw teeeerrribly]], ''[mimes drawing]'' I draw everything in squares, I put [[homos]]exual drawings in the background, [[Death threats|I kill everybody!]] I put gore all over the floor and blood all over the place, ''[flails arms and shifts from foot to foot]'' I killed the real Christian Weston Chandler, I even killed the origina-I even killed the second dude, who pretended to be the original! | ||
''[pauses for breath]'' | |||
Anyway, I'm Christian Chandler, I live in Philidelphia, I have a girlfriend, her name is [[Kacey]], ''[more arm-flailing]'' except we're married now! And [[Chris and his ego|she coulda had the real Christian Weston Chandler]], who lives in Virginia, except I'm just a Christian Chandler who lives in Philidelphia! Now I'm sorry, [[Honor roll|I didn't mean Philidelphia, I meant to say Pennsylvania!]] Pennsylvania! But I pretended to be the original Christian Weston Chandler and rent movies from Blockbuster in Peennsylvaniaa! And the phone call was sent to the real deal, the real man in Virginia. | |||
Yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yaddblahblahblahyahbahblahyablahlalalalalah! | Yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yaddblahblahblahyahbahblahyablahlalalalalah! | ||
Revision as of 18:51, 7 October 2010
100 2270 is the third of three videos Chris uploaded on 7 October 2010. In it, he does a painful impression of Alec Benson Leary in a strange, nasal voice, in an attempt to mock him. Half the time his insults are unintelligible and his assumed, Eric Cartman-like accent does nothing to aid his insults.
Chris appears to confuse Alec with Liquid Chris at several points. This is either Chris being the idiot he is or it means he believes that Liquid and Alec are the same person. He also proceeds to beat the dead horse about not only how Alec put homosexual imagery in Asperchu, but about how violent Asperchu can be. Because we all know that Sonichu doesn't have gore, violence and needless killing of characters, right?
Chris also claims AlecLiquid is from Philadelphia, PA, whereas Alec is actually from Minnesota and Liquid hails from Washington DC.
The Asperchu Medallion makes an appearance in this video.
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| 100 2270 | |
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| Stardate | 7 October 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Trolls
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| Performance Style |  Crazy,  Rage
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| Shirt |  Pity Shirt
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Transcription
[Chris's face is partially obscured by darkness due to the lighting in his room. A large piece of cardboard with horizontal orange and grey stripes covers most of his chest. The Asperchu medallion is visible around his neck.]
[Odd voice] Ello, web! Dis is Christian Weston Chandler 'ere! But I'm no-I'm not really Christian Weston Chandler, and I'm not the creator of Sonichu because I live in Philidelphia! I was born in Philidelphia! At least as far as I know. I don't have any originality, or idea points because I never put up a page of my own! In real life, and still I only mock the real Christian Weston Chandler in Virginia-and now I am mocking Alec Benson Leary, [grabs Asperchu medallion] I am pretending to be Alec Benson Leary, oh look at me I'm Alec, I draw teeeerrribly, [mimes drawing] I draw everything in squares, I put homosexual drawings in the background, I kill everybody! I put gore all over the floor and blood all over the place, [flails arms and shifts from foot to foot] I killed the real Christian Weston Chandler, I even killed the origina-I even killed the second dude, who pretended to be the original!
[pauses for breath]
Anyway, I'm Christian Chandler, I live in Philidelphia, I have a girlfriend, her name is Kacey, [more arm-flailing] except we're married now! And she coulda had the real Christian Weston Chandler, who lives in Virginia, except I'm just a Christian Chandler who lives in Philidelphia! Now I'm sorry, I didn't mean Philidelphia, I meant to say Pennsylvania! Pennsylvania! But I pretended to be the original Christian Weston Chandler and rent movies from Blockbuster in Peennsylvaniaa! And the phone call was sent to the real deal, the real man in Virginia.
Yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yaddblahblahblahyahbahblahyablahlalalalalah!
[Pause]
Hey baby hit me one more time! I done it from my head! Bye now!
See also
| ⇐ 100 2269 | Chris's videos | Current ⇒ |