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-William Shakespeare on this video | |||
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Revision as of 17:43, 28 January 2011
On 23 April 2009, after a nearly week-long silence, Chris finally speaks up again in Chris Calls Clyde Out.
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
| Chris Calls Clyde Out | |
| Stardate | 23 April 2009 |
| Performance Style |  Rage  Crazy
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| Saga |  Clyde Saga
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| Shirt |  Red/Green Vertical Stripe
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions |
next CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me" |
| “ | Come on, trollman. Come out of your trollster's paradise. | ” |
| “ | It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. | ” |
-William Shakespeare on this video
Transcript
Hello, Mr. Clyde. I have a bit of a message for you [sic] response to one you sent to me recently. [pauses, raises eyebrows] Yeah. Basically this is the impression I got from your message.
[Suddenly starts talking in high-pitched voice] Oh, look at me! I feel like a silly man! Look at me, my eyes? Don't look at my silly walk, look at my sill-nee-nyeh! Look at me! I am the troll. I should be so trolly. I should be trolly. Yes, ah-gah-dyeeeh! Ooh I'm mee! Look at mee! I've got an eyelid strip thing, beblehbebeblehh! I could be more laaame! You want me to be more lyaaame? Everyone laaame! I built this City (shitty) Wall and City Wok. Look at my silly walk! [moves like a penguin] Eeee!
[jump cut]
Oh, you forgot my silly walk?! See my City Wall? I give you akickinthehead. Hiyaa! [Chris raises leg in view of camera] And punchyouintheface. Hiyaaa! Three, I throwsomethingatyou, pyooo! BIIIM! [camera falls over]
[jump cut]
And you know what else, I throw something else at you. Hiyaa! [Camera falls over] Oh, and how 'bout this?! I get BLANGRY! [Chris grunts, growls, and looks a bit constipated, and then he roars at the camera up close and shakes his fists and PS3 controller] I will call you out, Mr Cush! I WILL CAAALL YOU OUT! [he holds his fist up to the camera and punches it]
[video cuts to a calmer Chris in a fighting sort of stance]
Come on, trollman. Come out of your trollster's paradise. I'll give you a beatdown. [waving fist at camera] You don't like that? Well... tough cookies! [Chris holds a thumb up to the camera sideways with a "psh" noise, and then he pauses and punches at it again with another "psh" noise]
[the video cuts again to Chris looking pleased with himself, and he appears to be about to say something, but decides against it]
Well Clyde, I'll be calling you out. I know you're in my neck of the woods somewhere, so... just come right on out, and find me. [flashes a victory sign] Peace.
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