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[[Boyfriend-free girl]] is a [[CWC-isms|peculiar turn of phrase]] meaning girl who is single. This is what [[Chris]] calls single white women. He wants one to make into a "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]."
[[Boyfriend-free girl]] is a [[CWC-isms|peculiar turn of phrase]] meaning girl who is single. This is what [[Chris]] calls single white women. He wants one to make into a "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]."


Chris emphasizes the "boyfriend free" part as nearly every girl he asks out has a boyfriend for some bizarre reason. One possible explanation is that a [[gal pal]], hoping to kindly but firmly deter Chris from hitting on her, would claim she had a boyfriend, even if she doesn't. It seems that the very presence of Chris can cause a woman to spontaneously grow a boyfriend, or [[jerk]]. Also, the fact that "boy" is the first part of what he seeks may be perpetually thwarting his attempts to [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|stay straight.]]
Chris emphasizes the "boyfriend free" part as nearly every girl he asks out has a boyfriend for some bizarre reason. One possible explanation is that a [[gal pal]], hoping to kindly but firmly deter Chris from hitting on her, would claim she had a boyfriend, even if she doesn't. It seems that the very presence of Chris can cause a woman to spontaneously grow a boyfriend, or [[Jerks|jerk]]. Also, the fact that "boy" is the first part of what he seeks may be perpetually thwarting his attempts to [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|stay straight.]]


He also fears "gals" that have boyfriends, which he calls [[noviophobia]].
He also fears "gals" that have boyfriends, which he calls [[noviophobia]].

Revision as of 08:57, 29 September 2009

Boyfriend free-girls surrounding Chris.

Note: this never happened.

Boyfriend-free girl is a peculiar turn of phrase meaning girl who is single. This is what Chris calls single white women. He wants one to make into a "Sweetheart from the Ground-Up."

Chris emphasizes the "boyfriend free" part as nearly every girl he asks out has a boyfriend for some bizarre reason. One possible explanation is that a gal pal, hoping to kindly but firmly deter Chris from hitting on her, would claim she had a boyfriend, even if she doesn't. It seems that the very presence of Chris can cause a woman to spontaneously grow a boyfriend, or jerk. Also, the fact that "boy" is the first part of what he seeks may be perpetually thwarting his attempts to stay straight.

He also fears "gals" that have boyfriends, which he calls noviophobia.

This Chris sounds like a stud, where do I sign up?

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The CWC-tionary

Relationships: Attraction Location | Boyfriend-free girl | Darling | Dating education | Friend Zone | Gal-pal | Heart Level | Homos | Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor | Love Quest | Noviophobia | SLGBTQ | Sweetheart | Sweetheart from the Ground-Up

Sex: China | Comeuppance | Duck | JULAY | Mass debating | Negligent | Pedofork | Pickle | Recycling | Soul Bonding | Virgin with rage | Virginia is for Virgins | Women's rights

Himself: Biological clock | Butt garments | Captain's Log | Christian Love Day | DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS | Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies | Honest Content | I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD | Monthly tugboat | Muscle bra | Random-access humor | Saga | Scale of Respect | Tomgirl |

Stressors: 4-cent_garbage | GOPony | HEXBox | JERKS | Jerkops | Kick the Autistic | Manajerks | Naïve | Niggos | Pmurt | Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens | Slow-in-the-minds | Tobacky

Fantasies: Curse-ye-ha-me-ha | Dimension | Fangs | Godjesus | Iron Curtain | OC | Un-clit

Comics: Anchuent Prophecy | Da Update | Electric Hedgehog Pokemon | Nombie-zazis | Parody | Rosechu | Sonichu | Sub-Episodes | Sweetbolt


See also: Chris and English | List of phrases Chris copied from media