100 2267
100 2267 is one of three videos Chris uploaded on 7 October 2010. In this video Chris decides to insult Clyde Cash by making an overblown impression of him and dressing up in blackface, bizarrely (although probably not by Chris' standards), although at least he got the part of Clyde's image being that of a kissy-face-making Guido correct.
Then all of a sudden he rambles about how he deserves to die and about how he raped Panda.
More observant CWC-ologists will note that Chris has been becoming more comfortable with portraying himself and now others in blackface, which means either Chris is putting that Crayola he uses for his comic to a brand new use or is using something else for this new makeup work...
Video
| 100 2267 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 7 October 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Trolls,  Rumors
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| Performance Style |  Crazy,  Rage
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| Shirt |  Pity Shirt
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Transcription
[Off camera]-eep.
[Jumps into view, face covered in brown paint and wearing a white t-shirt with "I GOT WHAT I DESERVE" on it]
[Strange, relatively low-pitched voice] Heeeeey, folks! It's me, Clyde Cash. I am the ruler of the internet and the internet trolls. I am an adulterous foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot who spends his time following and trolling the one Christian Weston Chandler, and making up a whole bunch of dadgum rumors all over the internet! [Raises arms angrily] I am a phenomenon! And you know what, I am a spawn of spatan so I got what I deserve! Nothing! Nothing very good, nothing good, nothing decent, I have no... sense of pride for myself, because I got everything handed to me on a silver platter, I raped his Australian girlfriend! And then married her! And now I have a one cent daughter. I am AN IDIOT!!
[Voice changes suddenly, gets harsher] Rule over me, watch over me! Seriously, take me down! I want you to kill me! Clyde Cash, kill me now! Kill me now, I don't want to live this life of being a spawn of satan anymore! Aaaaah!
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