Mailbag/References

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The fans of Christian Weston Chandler love to mail Chris using the names of famous individuals, both real and fictional. Chris only seems to realize that he's heard of these people before if they repeatedly mention who they are and what they've done in the body of their letter. For example, Chris noticed and called out Eddie Berganza and Stephen king because they repeatedly mentioned who they were and specifically what they did in their lives. Likewise, Chris failed to notice people like Trent Reznor and Leonardo Da Vinci because the letters did not repeatedly reinforce that they were written by someone important.

The list

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  • Levi Johnston: The guy who knocked up Sarah Palin's daughter.
  • Kim Jong Un: Third son of Kim Jong Il, the psychopathic manchild running North Korea.
  • John Gacy: Serial murder known as the "Killer Clown".

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  • Linetrap. But she doesn't really count.

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  • Marilyn vos Savant: Smartest person in the world.
  • Light Yagami: Mass-murdering main character of "Death Note". Wrote under his Japanese name "Yagami Raito".

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  • While not written by any specific character, a direct reference to Strong Bad.
  • Corey Matthews: Main character of "Boy Meets World".
  • Bruce Lee: Martial artist and actor, written under the Chinese name "Lee Jun Fan".

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  • Liz Borden: Famous murderer, never proven.
  • Vivian Ward: Main character of movie "Pretty Woman".
  • Zetsubou-sensei: Main character of "Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei"
  • Wolverine: Marvel Comics superhero (Written under real name "Logan").
  • Magneto: Marvel Comics supervillian (Written under the name "Max Eisenhardt").

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  • Linetrap again.

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  • Trevor Wierzbowski: Minor character from "Aliens"
  • Stephen King: Famed horror author. Chris actually noticed this one, probably because the writer of the letter was too blatant.
  • Christopher Brown: Rapper. His letter is written about his girlfriend Rhianna, and how he beat the hell out of her.

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  • Linetrap

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  • Reprint of Eddie Berganza's letter. While it's likely Chris has no idea who this is, he called him out on his identity, probably because the letter made a very big deal out of his career.

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  • Meg Griffin: Character from Family Guy. Chris noticed and played along as the author was playing up his proposed Family Guy script.
  • Jim Lee: Comic artist.
  • Stan: Character from the Eminem song by the same name. Text of the letter was the first verse of said song, altered to apply to Chris.

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  • While not using any character's name, one author's name and e-mail address were a reference to the Dethtroll episode of Metalocalypse.
  • H. P. Lovecraft: Author, creator of the cosmic horror genre of literature.
  • Jane Austen: Author of "Pride and Prejudice" and other sentimental novels. Humorously, Chris accused her of being uncreative.

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  • Freddie Mercury: Singer of Queen. Written under his birth name Farrokh Bulsara.

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  • Blake: Black Sonichu. Not "famous" but Chris completely missed it anyways.
  • Repeat appearance by Ron Jeremy.

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  • Augustus Hill: Character from the TV show "Oz".
  • Jazz Hoyt: Another Character from "Oz".
  • Randam Hajile: Character from the video game "Snatcher".
  • John Williams: Composer of film soundtracks.
  • Robert Paulson: Character from "Fight Club". The only reference to his full name was in his e-mail address.
  • Tomás de Torquemada: Leader of the Spanish Inquisition. Written under the name "Thomas Torquemada".
  • Kareem Saïd: Yet another character from "Oz." Written under the name "Kareem Siad".

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  • Max Cady:Character from the novel "The Executioners".
  • Trevor McFur: Furry from "Trevor McFur in the Crescent Galaxy", a launch game for the Jaguar system.
  • Repeat appearance by Randam Hajile.

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  • Mike Hawke: Dick joke commonly used in prank calls.
  • Another appearance from Mike Jackson, who's life is rapidly deteriorating.
  • Manfred Eicher: German record producer
  • Gil Gerard: Actor, most famous role was playing Buck Rogers.
  • Adam Savage: Co-host of Mythbusters. Chris likely noticed, as the e-mail made a big deal out of him being from Mythbusters, and then sent him a picture of a man's asshole.

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  • Kevin Peter Hall: Actor, most famous for playing the predator in the first two movies.
  • Tom Green: Either a bad actor, or an avant-grad genius, depending on who you ask.

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  • Jeff Gerstmann: Video game journalist.
  • Mike Jackson returns, all bummed out that Chris broke his promise.
  • Morris Stanley: Main chracter from the film "The Proposition".
  • Billy Herrington: Bisexual porn star. The Bro Aniki in the email is a reference to the horizontal shooter Cho Aniki which is notorious for its homosexual innuendo.

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  • Nothing. No actual e-mails either, because Chris copypasta'd a bunch of sarcastic forum posts that pretended to kiss his ass and took them all at face value.

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  • The Mike Jackson saga comes to a sad close. Chris takes the opportunity to be an asshole.
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