Honor roll
| “ | Honor roll my ass | ” |
| Vivian Gee, Audiobooks | ||
The fact he was on honor roll is something Chris brings up to show he's not stupid.
At Graduation, he was aiming to win the art award for his clay sculptures; however, Chris lacked three vital characteristics to win such an award: Originality, Creativity and Talent. Shocked by the fact they weren't just going to give the award to him, Chris started crying and charged out of the ceremony in tears.
Actuality
Based on Chris's graduation pictures in both high school and college, he is wearing a sash that generally indicates graduating with honors. However, considering that honor roll is generally whatever grade you get no matter what the course, it's very possible Chris could have gotten honor roll because he excelled in easier courses like Remedial Math, Remedial English, and special education courses.
If Chris were indeed an honor roll student (that is, having a GPA over 3.0), then the public education system has failed us one time too many. Luckily, this is about as likely as Sarah Hammer divorcing her husband and declaring Chris her one true love.
Chris' award winning art work
This should win a prize.
Totally not full of sexual symbolism.
Chris's Like Like.
Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.
Uh...
More shitty flatware.
You put this over your door to keep away would be thieves.
