Chris Calls Clyde Out
On 23 April 2009, after a nearly week-long silence, Chris finally speaks up again in Chris Calls Clyde Out. This time, he's calling out Clyde Cash. While this video begins like another rage-fest, we quickly see that Chris has gotten even more desperate. What follows is incomprehensible whining somehow directed as an insult to Clyde using racist Asian stereotypes showing everybody that he has no idea what a Guido is. Supposedly, this belief seems to have originated from a Mumble chat with Julie that occurred a few months prior. Scientists have yet to discover how public humiliation offends your enemies. Regardless, it provides for an ear-shattering two minutes.
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
| Chris Calls Clyde Out | |
| Stardate | 23 April 2009 |
| Performance Style |  Rage
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| Saga |  Clyde Saga
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| Shirt |  Red/Green Vertical Stripe
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Transcript
Hello, Mr Clyde. I have a bit of a message for you [sic] response to one you sent to me recently. [pauses, raises eyebrows] Yeah. Basically this is the impression I got from your message.
[Suddenly starts talking in high-pitched voice] Oh, look at me! I feel like a silly man! Look at me, my eyes? Don't look at my silly walk, look at my sill-nee-nyeh! Look at me! I am the troll. I should be so trolly. I should be trolly. Yes, ah-gah-dyeeeh! Ooh I'm mee! Look at mee! I've got an eyelid strip thing, beblehbebeblehh! I could be more laaame! You want me to be more lyaaame? Everyone laaame! I built this City (shitty) Wall and City Wok. Look at my silly walk! [moves like a penguin] Eeee!
[jump cut]
Oh, you forgot my silly walk?! See my City Wall? I give you akickinthehead. Hiyaa! [Chris raises leg in view of camera] And punchyouintheface. Hiyaaa! Three, I throwsomethingatyou, pyooo! BIIIM! [camera falls over]
[jump cut]
And you know what else, I throw something else at you. Hiyaa! [Camera falls over] Oh, and how 'bout this?! I get BLANGRY! [Chris grunts, growls, and looks a bit constipated, and then he roars at the camera up close and shakes his fists and PS3 controller] I will call you out, Mr Cush! I WILL CAAALL YOU OUT! [he holds his fist up to the camera and punches it]
[video cuts to a calmer Chris in a fighting sort of stance]
Come on, trollman. Come out of your trollster's paradise. I'll give you a beatdown. [waving fist at camera] You don't like that? Well... tough cookies! [Chris holds a thumb up to the camera sideways with a "psh" noise, and then he pauses and punches at it again with another "psh" noise]
[the video cuts again to Chris looking pleased with himself, and he appears to be about to say something, but decides against it]
Well Clyde, I'll be calling you out. I know you're in my neck of the woods somewhere, so... just come right on out, and find me. [flashes a victory sign] Peace.
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