Power
| “ | I am strong. I can lift my office chair in my room over my head, even with a moderately heavy object in the seat. The chair alone is Heavy. | ” |
| Chris to Vanessa | ||
Power is a file, published by The Miscreants, in which Chris performs various dubious feats of strength. Chris gave these files to Joshua Martinez to give to Vanessa Hudgens to meet her request for a "test of strength" as part of her audition process. The .zip includes three videos, an audio file and a "special thanks" document. It was published along with CWCFlyingElephants on 27 April 2009.
Videos
StrongCWC1
| Power | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 27 April 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Power
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| Performance Style |  Comedy
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| Other |  Leaked
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
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Transcript
[Chris stands in the middle of his bedroom, with no shirt on, and the Gitar of Fail in his right arm. He proceeds to hold it above his head dramatically before thrusting it forward, causing his man-breasts to jiggle noticeably.]
I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRR! FEEL MY WRATH!
[Chris then lowers the Gitar and performs a retarded "guitar solo" on it, namely by wiggling the whammy bar and screeching.]
StrongCWC2
| Power | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 27 April 2009 |
| Subject Matter | Power
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| Performance Style | Comedy
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| Other | Leaked
|
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous I Got A Fish |
next CWCFlyingElephants |
Transcript
[Chris stands in the same spot as before, albeit now with a swivel chair in front of him. He flexes his jelly-like arms]
(Spoken in voiceover) We will now be watching the strong man, lifting a very heavy office chair. Note: the chair weighs a grand number of pounds.
[crouches and lifts up the chair, albeit with considerable effort]
Ahhhhh! Ta-da! FEEL MY WRATH!
[puts the chair back down]
StrongCWCPower
| Power | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 27 April 2009 |
| Subject Matter | Power
|
| Performance Style | Comedy
|
| Other | Leaked
|
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous I Got A Fish |
next CWCFlyingElephants |
Transcript
[Much like before, Chris stands in front of the chair, again flexing in an attempt to look tough. However, there is now a plastic basket filled with what appears to be books placed on the chair as well]
(Spoken in voiceover) Now we will be seeing the strong man lifting the same chair, but with a very heavy basket full of junk in the chair.
[bends down to pick up the chair, giving us a view of his underwear and ass crack in the process. He struggles to lift the chair, and spills a good portion of what appears to be books in the process]
HHHNGG I ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM NANTUCKET!!
[puts the chair back down very quickly]
See also
External links
| ⇐ I Got A Fish | Chris's videos | CWCFlyingElephants ⇒ |
| 💪 💪 💪 Power videos 💪 💪 💪 |
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CWC Update 18 January 2009 • Chris Destroys His Vibrator • Take that Page DOWN NOW! • Power • Chris humps his PS3 • Sign Destruction Video • Challenge for Clyde • Chris Loses It • CWC Fighter • 30 Push-Ups • Clyde is Weaker than Water • I AM STRONG • 51 50 • Sonichu's Edge • Don't Mess With Me • Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! • The MovingFoward videos • Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV • Hello, my sweety baby • A Hike • A Workout • WeighIn • WelcometoBollywood • Pull-ups • Victory Rockout • Cheerleader • A few kicks • Lesbian Sex Audition • Eid, Pmurt, Eid • Smashing • Get Out, You D*** Nazis • Chris slaps himself • One-Hundred • Walking to the post office • On mah Treadmill, dawgs! |