Chris and oratory

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What Chris thinks he's doing when he gives a speech.

Whenever Chris wants to make an argument regarding his opinions or his childlike mindset, one way he’ll attempt to move people is through orating his reasoning onto them. Since Chris lacks some of the basic skills needed to make an effective speech, rarely ever plans out anything he makes, has serious communication problems, and never does research, his speeches always turn out lackluster at best and horrifyingly naive at worst.

Chris as a public speaker

To put it delicately, Chris simply is incompetent at giving a comprehensive speech that people can follow. Some reasons for this include that:

he can’t communicate properly

Seeing how most public speakers are supposed to make their ideas clear to their audience in order for them to fully understand their point of view, one of the reasons Chris can't give a speech to save his life is because he poorly communicates with other people. Chris has the inability to form complete sentences, especially when he does not speak premeditatively. Though, whenever he does in fact "succeed" in communicating a complete thought, most of the time, he only seems to recognize it as some sort of formula full of variables that he can plug and chug different words and phrases into. Because of this, his speeches always tend to involve many repetitive phrases. Repetition can be used as an effective tool to make a person's speeches more clearer and makes the audience more accepting towards the new idea, however, it is usually done in a way that puts emphasis on the main idea of the entire speech, usually through a powerful statement the orator might make. When Chris uses repetition in his speeches, usually it's because he really can't think of anything else to say, rather than just putting emphasis on whatever he's trying to prove. He almost always seems to get it right whenever his speech involves rage or wanting someone to die, since all Chris can think about in those particular kinds of speeches is getting his goal accomplished as soon as possible.

In many of his speeches, Chris will also use very fancy sounding words to make himself look way more intelligent than he actually is. Chris probably thinks that by using obscure words, or by making up phrases that are composed of already existing words and affixes, that automatically means that his speeches mean more than they actually do and that people will think he knows what he's talking about. In the end, his misuse of already existing words and his use of completely made-up words ultimately backfires and makes him look even more like an idiot than he's intended, and if the person listening to the speech isn't already familiar with Chris' strange vocabulary, they'll be completely lost.

he is not self-aware

"Be the change you wish to see in the world"
A quote which Chris should have taken advice from

Despite wanting to change the way the world in which he lives in, Chris rarely ever makes a change for himself, whether good or bad. One of the most important aspects of a public speaker is their willingness to not only change the ways others think but to also to make a change in themselves. Therefore, an effective speaker should always be aware of his/her good and bad qualities. Chris, who sees himself as a godsend, never looks into his overall character. He tends to magnify some of his null and void good qualities and completely overlooks a majority of his bad ones. The only times he mentions his bad qualities is whenever he feels he needs the pity of people more fortunate than him to make himself feel useful.

Common Traits of Chris' Speechs

Rage

A typical death threat

One reason why Chris is hated by many is that he spews spiteful, hate-filled, sometimes discriminatory comments at people he feels are his enemies. The extent of what Chris might say to his offenders is ultimately unpredictable. Sometimes, Chris will only go off on a tangent on how much of a dirty troll his offenders are, and will rage, thinking that that will work as an effective way of changing their minds about pissing him off. In the video, THAT IS MY HOUSE, he is in a childish rage, demanding all of the trolls to delete everything they found out about Chris' House off the internet, and even goes as far as threatening the law onto them. Other times, Chris will absolutely despise a person's guts so much, that when he orates about their dastardly deeds, he will want the person in question to either suffer or be wiped off the face of the Earth entirely.

Rhetorics

Whenever Chris writes a speech, sometimes it is because he wants people to consider viewing the world through his autistic mindset.

Bias and One-sided arguements

Most Christorians already know that Chris is as stubborn as a mule. This means that regardless of what evidence you give to him that suggests he’s wrong, he’ll always try to find some kind of information out of thin air to further verify his beliefs. Whenever he gives a speech, often times he doesn't ever think about why other people might not agree with his opinions, or he won't think about the kind of people that might not benefit from his opinions.

Examples

Autism Tutorial

Main Article: Autism Tutorial

Chris' Autism Tutorial is a prime example of Chris failing to lecture a large group of people on a widespread mental disorder. In most of this video series, Chris fails to actually talk about Autism, its effects on one's cognitive functioning, how neurotypicals should treat people on the Autism Spectrum, and seldom gives good advice. When he isn't telling parents of autistic children to mainstream their kids and irrationally hating on a part of the spectrum, he is giving very confusing and convoluted speeches.

Fellow autistic people! I encourage you to man and woman up [Subtitle: "It is Socializing In Real Life or Dust!"] respectively! Go out into the real world, and make real friends with full, great quality friendships! Do it now!

In this speech, Chris doesn't seem to account for people who are lower on the spectrum, and therefore can't socialize with others.

I AM NOT A MONSTER! I am a caring, emotional, feeling, heterosexual human being! And I should be treated equally, and respected as SUCH!
I feel dislike towards you! For selfishly putting your ill name in association with autism! And with a name like Asperger! I feel it only makes us Autistic kind sound even worse! Aspergers. You shoulda left it as it was!. Autism is autism! And in your research, you linked it up with psychopaths! I feel even more offended at that! Now get out of my sight!

Chris and activism

Now that Chris has become more vocal about his political views, it makes perfect sense that Chris will want to orate his political views onto other people.

In the Comics

Apparently, drawing a pickle on a fictional female character is a form of treason

At some point in the comics, many of the characters will give a speech regarding their opinions on the current situation. Other times, Chris will use these same comics to write speeches of his own. The comics turn out to be a very good source for learning about Chris' orating skills.

For example, towards the end of Episode 17 in Sonichu 8, Sonichu gives a speech about how Jason Kendrick Howell is not only triggering Chris by giving Rosechu a pickle, but how doing so somehow also drags both his and other United States citizens through the mud, even though Rosechu is not a political figure.

See Also

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