Women Only Need Apply - No STD's
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Women Only Need Apply - No STD's is a leaked video posted by the resurrected CWCvilleLibrary. The video itself is mercifully only 2 minutes long and entails Chris offering sex to women of any orientation (except transsexual women of course) for ludicrous fees. Chris quotes $50 for cuddling, and goes on to say that $100 will, rather more reasonably, get the customer "just about anything" besides anal, which he doesn't do. Chris gives his prostitute name as "Stephanie Bustcakes," and left a new e-mail at the end of the video: "stephanie.bustcakes@gmail.com".
The YouTube channel where the video likely originated is here. The channel was created on 19 June 2016, meaning that Chris decided to become a prostitute on Father's Day.
The original upload appeared to be stretched from its original 9:16 aspect ratio (which any 16:9 phone uses when recording in vertical mode) to 4:3, giving the video a distorted, stretched look. It was deleted from YouTube.
A corrected version of the video can be seen below, while the original version can be found here.
Video
| Stephanie Bustcakes | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 22 June 2016 (leaked date) |
| Subject Matter |  Sex
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Saga |  Tomgirl,  Financhu Crisis
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| Shirt |  Turquoise Tank Top
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| Other |  Leaked
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| “ | For a hundred dollars, you can do pretty much any- pretty much near anything. | ” |
Description
| This is the CWCville Library - Christino, solicits for money. $50 gets you cuddles and $100 gets you pretty much anything else, Cradles his new Wiffuu as he obviously thought shaving this morning might be an a bit inconvenient. Video smuggled out by the CWC secret police (CWCSP) from unclassified sources - honest |
Transcript
[Chris speaks in an attempted seductive voice, upside down on his bed] Hello ladies. How would you like to spend a little quality time-with this sexy bod, huh? [wriggles around] With these breasts. [squeezes his mantits together] And the thing that I was wrongfully born with down there. [slaps his duck] Good quality time, we could have it one way... or the lesbian way. So, for fifty dollars we could do a cuddle, and for a hundred dollars, [winks] you can do pretty much any- pretty much near anything. I don't do anal though! [facial expression turns serious, creepily stares at the camera in silence] I don't do anal... but will do anything else. We can even rock with toys.
[jump cut] And I have... lots of hidden potential. So send an e-mail, [grabs body pillow] I'll give you a response. Tell me one little lovely, sexy evening... [winks again] with Miss Stephanie Bustcakes. Advice to the e-mail only, nobody with STDs, and only women of any orientation need apply. Well, straight lesbian and bi. All y'all got b- all y'all got the pussy! I'm very happy to work... [flips over, slaps backside, and says something unintelligible] and maybe show off my booty! [rolls over again and rubs ass] That booty look good enough for ya? [silently wriggles his ass around] So, respond now. [winks and turns off camera]
Text at the end of the video:
| Women Only need respond. Straight, Lesbian or Bisexual.
If you smoke, please put it out and air freshen the room prior to my arrival. No STDs. In-Area Only (Charlottesville, VA or local). Email to stephanie.bustcakes@gmail.com for details and arrangments. |
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