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[[File:Onslow.PNG|thumb|Chris, aged 50.]]
[[File:Onslow.PNG|thumb|Chris, age 50.]]
A collection of Chris's orders from '''Netflix''', a website where one can rent movies or stream them over the internet via the Instant Watch service. Netflix also offers the Instant Watch service through the Wii, the [[Xbox 360]] and the [[PS3]]. As the list below shows, Chris spends an awful lot of time watching the rubbish he has on his Instant Watch queue. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''.


It's no wonder that Chris never updates anything…
'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet, previously known for their DVD rental-by-mail service (later known as DVD.com). Netflix is also available on [[Xbox]] and [[PlayStation]] consoles, among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television|television]], [[Chris]] was an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history ever since is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge-watched [[Obesity|regularly]].)


The list contains some surprises; notably, ''[[Wikipedia:Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy]]'' pops up. It is likely that Chris rented this expecting porn rather than a cheap Hungarian Troma classic. As for ''[[Wikipedia:Story of O (film)|Story of O]]'' - Chris likely chose this based on its description. Unless he has become a connoisseur of French erotic arthouse cinema from the 1970s. Also of note is that he got both of the ''Transmorphers'' movies, cheap knockoffs of [[Transformers]] made by a studio known for intentionally making "mockbusters" to dupe unsuspecting autistic manchildren.
As the list shows, Chris spent an awful lot of time watching stuff he had on his watchlist, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. These long binge-watching periods are also notable in how Chris got into Netflix's streaming service a few years before it really exploded into popularity, and when they primarily still offered DVD by mail.


Chris also watched the ''South Park'' episode "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride", but did not seem to take to heart its message of tolerance.
While Chris's list has some obvious favorites, there are also some surprising oddities; notably, ''[[Wikipedia:Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy]]'' pops up. It's likely that Chris rented this expecting porn rather than a cheap Hungarian [[wikipedia:Troma Entertainment|Troma]] movie. As for ''[[Wikipedia:Story of O (film)|Story of O]]'', Chris probably chose it based on its description, not because he is a connoisseur of [[1970s]] French erotic arthouse cinema. Not to mention ''En la cama'', ''Battle in Heaven'', ''Grande École'', etc. Hell, probably the only reason why Chris watches foreign films is if they've got some on-screen [[china]] somewhere. Also of note is that he rented both of the ''Transmorphers'' movies, cheap knockoffs of ''[[Transformers]]'' made by The Asylum, a film studio known for making low-budget mockbusters to dupe unsuspecting buyers and piggyback the success of other films.


== Instant Streaming History ==
Chris also watched the ''[[South Park]]'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride|Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride]]", but did not seem to take to heart its [[Homos|message of tolerance]].


==Instant streaming history==
{| class="wikitable"
{| class="wikitable"
!Date
!Date
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|-
|-
|11/13/09
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Casablanca''
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Casablanca (film)|Casablanca]]''
|00:01:02
|00:01:02
|-
|-
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|-
|-
|11/13/09
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Caddyshack''
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Caddyshack|Caddyshack]]''
|00:02:17
|00:02:17
|-
|-
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|-
|-
|11/13/09
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Office Space''
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Office Space|Office Space]]''
|00:01:10
|00:01:10
|-
|-
|11/13/09
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Raiders of the Lost Ark''
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Raiders of the Lost Ark|Raiders of the Lost Ark]]''
|00:01:02
|00:01:02
|-
|-
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|-
|-
|11/13/09
|11/13/09
|The [[Some Favored Comedians|Red Skelton]] Collection: "Freddy the [[Monthly tugboat|Freeloader]]'s Christmas Dinner"
|The [[Red Skelton]] Collection: "Freddy the [[Monthly tugboat|Freeloader]]'s Christmas Dinner"
|00:52:02
|00:52:02
|-
|-
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|-
|-
|11/14/09
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Fight Club''
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Fight Club (film)|Fight Club]]''
|00:02:03
|00:02:03
|-
|-
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|-
|-
|11/14/09
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Borat''
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Borat (film)|Borat]]''
|00:01:03
|00:01:03
|-
|-
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|-
|-
|11/14/09
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Spider-Man 1 & 2''
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Spider-Man (film)|Spider-Man 1 & 2]]''
|00:01:06
|00:01:06
|-
|-
|11/14/09
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Pirates of the Carribean 1 & 2''
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean (series)|Pirates of the Caribbean 1 & 2]]''
|00:01:02
|00:01:02
|-
|-
|11/14/09
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''March of the Penguins''
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:March of the Penguins|March of the Penguins]]''
|00:01:02
|00:01:02
|-
|-
|11/14/09
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Die Hard''
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Die Hard|Die Hard]]''
|00:03:05
|00:03:05
|-
|-
|11/14/09
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Napoleon Dynamite''
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Napoleon Dynamite|Napoleon Dynamite]]''
|00:01:42
|00:01:42
|-
|-
|11/14/09
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Saw''
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Saw (film)|Saw]]''
|00:03:24
|00:03:24
|-
|-
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|-
|-
|11/14/09
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Kill Bill''
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Kill Bill|Kill Bill]]''
|00:01:45
|00:01:45
|-
|-
|11/14/09
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Snakes on a Plane''
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Snakes on a Plane|Snakes on a Plane]]''
|00:01:55
|00:01:55
|-
|-
|11/15/09
|11/15/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "The Name Is Bouquet B-U-C-K-E-T"
|''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances|Keeping Up Appearances]]'': "The Name Is Bouquet B-U-C-K-E-T"
|00:56:32
|00:56:32
|-
|-
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|-
|-
|11/19/09
|11/19/09
|''[[South Park]]'': "[[Obesity|Weight]] [[My Coke Rewards|Gain]] [[Chris and health|4000]]"
|''[[South Park]]'': "[[Wikipedia:Weight Gain 4000|Weight Gain 4000]]"
|00:23:56
|00:23:56
|-
|-
|11/19/09
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "Volcano"
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:Volcano (South Park)|Volcano]]"
|00:37:17
|00:37:17
|-
|-
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|-
|-
|11/19/09
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "Mecha-Streisand"
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:Mecha-Streisand|Mecha-Streisand]]"
|00:30:36
|00:30:36
|-
|-
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|-
|-
|11/21/09
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut"
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut|Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut]]"
|00:27:08
|00:27:08
|-
|-
|11/21/09
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut"
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut|Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut]]"
|00:29:33
|00:29:33
|-
|-
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|-
|-
|11/21/09
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "Conjoined Fetus Lady"
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:Conjoined Fetus Lady|Conjoined Fetus Lady]]"
|00:23:01
|00:23:01
|-
|-
|11/21/09
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "Mexican Staring Frog"
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka|The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka]]"
|00:25:09
|00:25:09
|-
|-
|11/21/09
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "City on the Edge of Forever"
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:City on the Edge of Forever|City on the Edge of Forever]]"
|00:47:11
|00:47:11
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Runaway Racoon”
|00:23:38
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Rabbit Town”
|00:23:27
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Rhino Melancholy”
|00:23:36
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Dolphin Daydream”
|00:23:32
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Greedy Bears”
|00:23:36
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Fox Waltz”
|00:23:32
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Easy Albatross”
|00:23:32
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “The Mole Rat Speaks”
|00:23:32
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Human Scapegoat”
|00:23:30
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Rabid Wolf”
|00:23:34
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “A Beastly Feast”
|00:23:36
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Anima-City”
|00:23:34
|}
|}


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|11/21/2009
|11/21/2009
|6:25:18
|6:25:18
|-
|7/3/20
|4:42:49
|-
|-
|Total
|Total
|26:56:36
|31:39:25
|-
|-
|Average
|Average
|2:59:37
|4:31:21
|}
|}


==Queues on 21 November 2009==
==Queues on 21 [[November 2009]]==
Chris's queues give a more complete perspective on his video-watching habits. Notable among the entries is a large number of mediocre-to-terrible romance films and documentaries; judging from their titles, they were chosen in the hopes of finding some [[mass debating]] material. There are also quite a few horror films.
Chris's queues give a more complete perspective on his [[video]]-watching habits. Notable among the entries is a large number of mediocre-to-terrible [[Sex|romance]] films and documentaries; judging from their titles, they were chosen in the hopes of finding some [[mass debating]] material. There are also quite a few horror films. It should be noted that ''Fritz the Cat'', a film with an extreme amount of [[Bestiality|yiffing]], is on the list.


===Instant Queue===
===Instant Queue===
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|-
|-
|1
|1
|The Babysitters
|[[Abusive babysitter|''The Babysitters'']]
|3.036
|3.036
|-
|-
|2
|2
|The House Bunny
|[[Wikipedia:The House Bunny|''The House Bunny'']]
|3.239
|3.239
|-
|-
|3
|3
|This Girl's Life
|[[Wikipedia:This Girl's Life|''This Girl's Life'']]
|2.928
|2.928
|-
|-
|4
|4
|Carrie
|[[The High School Story|''Carrie'']]
|4.0*
|4.0*
|-
|-
|5
|5
|Transmorphers
|[[Transformers|''Transmorphers'']]
|1.887
|1.887
|-
|-
|6
|6
|9 1/2 Weeks
|''[[Wikipedia:9½ Weeks|9½ Weeks]]''
|3.174
|3.174
|-
|-
|7
|7
|Dangerous Beauty
|''[[Wikipedia:Dangerous Beauty|Dangerous Beauty]]''
|3.79
|3.79
|-
|-
|8
|8
|Dangerous Liasons
|[[Wikipedia:Dangerous Liaisons|''Dangerous Liasons'']]
|3.753
|3.753
|-
|-
|9
|9
|[[Monty Python|And Now for Something Completely Different]]
|[[Monty Python|''And Now for Something Completely Different'']]
|5.0*
|5.0*
|-
|-
|10
|10
|30-Second Bunnies Theatre: Season 3
|''30-Second Bunnies Theatre'': Season 3
|3.0*
|3.0*
|-
|-
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|-
|-
|12
|12
|I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
|''[[Wikipedia:I Still Know What You Did Last Summer|''I Still Know What You Did Last Summer'']].
|3.05
|3.05
|-
|-
|13
|13
|The Story of O
|[[Wikipedia:Story of O (film)|''Story of O'']]
|2.748
|2.748
|-
|-
|14
|14
|En la Cama
|[[Wikipedia:En la cama|''En la cama'']]
|2.859
|2.859
|-
|-
|15
|15
|Battle in Heaven
|[[Wikipedia:Battle in Heaven|''Battle in Heaven'']]
|2.222
|2.222
|-
|-
|16
|16
|Grande Ecole
|[[Wikipedia:Grande École (film)|''Grande École'']]
|2.735
|2.735
|-
|-
|17
|17
|Heavy Metal
|[[Wikipedia:Heavy Metal (film)|''Heavy Metal'']]
|5.0*
|5.0*
|-
|-
|18
|18
|Virtual Girl
|[[Wikipedia:Virtual Girl|''Virtual Girl'']]
|2.231
|2.231
|-
|-
|19
|19
|Species IV: The Awakening
|''[[Wikipedia:Species – The Awakening|Species – The Awakening]]''
|2.786
|2.786
|-
|-
|20
|20
|Frozen River
|[[Wikipedia:Frozen River|''Frozen River'']]
|3.395
|3.395
|-
|-
|21
|21
|Bushwhacked
|[[Wikipedia:Bushwhacked (film)|''Bushwhacked'']]
|3.39
|3.39
|-
|-
|22
|22
|Keeping Up Appearances
|''Keeping Up Appearances''
|5.0*
|5.0*
|-
|-
|23
|23
|[[Red Skelton|The Red Skelton Collection]]
|[[Red Skelton|''The Red Skelton Collection'']]
|5.0*
|5.0*
|-
|-
|24
|24
|American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile
|[[Wikipedia:American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile|''American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile'']]
|3.353
|3.353
|-
|-
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|-
|-
|26
|26
|Therese and Isabelle
|''Thérèse and Isabelle''
|5.0*
|5.0*
|-
|-
|27
|27
|Virgin
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]]
|2.604
|2.604
|-
|-
|28
|28
|Foreplay
|''Foreplay''
|1.778
|1.778
|-
|-
|29
|29
|[[The_Hook_Cafe|Strictly Sexual]]
|[[The_Hook_Cafe|''Strictly Sexual'']]
|3.011
|3.011
|-
|-
|30
|30
|Sleepless in Seattle
|''[[Wikipedia:Sleepless in Seattle|Sleepless in Seattle]]''
|3.863
|3.863
|-
|-
|31
|31
|Tender Is the Heart
|''Tender Is the Heart''
|2.206
|2.206
|-
|-
|32
|32
|Better Than Sex
|[[Wikipedia:Better Than Sex (film)|''Better Than Sex'']]
|2.999
|2.999
|-
|-
|33
|33
|If Lucy Fell
|[[Wikipedia:If Lucy Fell|''If Lucy Fell'']]
|2.996
|2.996
|-
|-
|34
|34
|[[Virgin_with_rage|Nice Guys Sleep Alone]]
|[[Virgin_with_rage|''Nice Guys Sleep Alone'']]
|2.924
|2.924
|-
|-
|35
|35
|Shut Up and Kiss Me
|[[Wikipedia:Shut Up and Kiss Me (film)|''Shut Up and Kiss Me'']]
|2.392
|2.392
|-
|-
|36
|36
|Lovelife
|[[Wikipedia:Lovelife|''Lovelife'']]
|2.714
|2.714
|-
|-
|37
|37
|Daffy Duck's Quackbusters
|[[Wikipedia:Daffy Duck's Quackbusters|''Daffy Duck's Quackbusters'']]
|3.803
|3.803
|-
|-
|38
|38
|The Bugs Bunny Road Runner Movie
|[[Wikipedia:The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie|''The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie'']]
|4.047
|4.047
|-
|-
|39
|39
|The NeverEnding Story
|[[Wikipedia:The NeverEnding Story (film)|''The NeverEnding Story'']]
|3.913
|3.913
|-
|-
|40
|40
|Inspector Gadget: The Original Series
|[[Wikipedia:Inspector Gadget|''Inspector Gadget'']]
|3.739
|3.739
|-
|-
|41
|41
|The Nightmare Before Christmas
|[[Wikipedia:The Nightmare Before Christmas|''The Nightmare Before Christmas'']]
|3.953
|3.953
|-
|-
|42
|42
|Pink Panther: Inspector
|[[Wikipedia:The Inspector|''The Inspector'']]
|3.696
|3.696
|-
|-
|43
|43
|MythBusters: Big Blasts Edition
|[[Wikipedia:MythBusters|''MythBusters'']]: Big Blasts Edition
|4.213
|4.213
|-
|-
|44
|44
|MythBusters: Collection 1
|''MythBusters'': Collection 1
|4.21
|4.21
|-
|-
|45
|45
|Tripping the Rift: Season 1
|[[Wikipedia:Tripping the Rift|''Tripping the Rift'']]: Season 1
|3.317
|3.317
|-
|-
|46
|46
|[[Monty Python|Monty Python's Flying Circus]]
|[[Monty Python|''Monty Python's Flying Circus'']]
|3.901
|3.901
|-
|-
|47
|47
|American Swing
|''American Swing''
|2.673
|2.673
|-
|-
|48
|48
|Indie Sex
|''[[Wikipedia:Indie Sex|Indie Sex]]''
|3.276
|3.276
|-
|-
|49
|49
|Species III
|''[[Wikipedia:Species III|Species III]]''
|2.938
|2.938
|-
|-
|50
|50
|Quarantine
|[[Wikipedia:Quarantine (film)|''Quarantine'']]
|3.048
|3.048
|-
|-
|51
|51
|Street Fighter II: Animated Movie
|[[Wikipedia:Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie|''Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie'']]
|3.103
|3.103
|-
|-
|52
|52
|The Animatrix
|[[Wikipedia:The Animatrix|''The Animatrix'']]
|3.686
|3.686
|-
|-
|53
|53
|The Pigkeeper's Daughter
|[[Wikipedia:Harry Novak|''The Pigkeeper's Daughter'']]
|4.0*
|4.0*
|-
|-
|54
|54
|Video Vixens
|[[Wikipedia:Video Vixens|''Video Vixens'']]
|1.883
|1.883
|-
|-
|55
|55
|[[Obesity|I Want Candy]]
|[[Obesity|''I Want Candy'']]
|2.534
|2.534
|-
|-
|56
|56
|National Lampoon's Spring Break
|''[[Wikipedia:List of National Lampoon films|National Lampoon's Spring Break 24/7]]''
|1.917
|1.917
|-
|-
|57
|57
|Cartoon Noir
|''[[Wikipedia:Cartoon Noir|Cartoon Noir]]''
|2.427
|2.427
|-
|-
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|-
|59
|59
|Read or Die
|[[Wikipedia:Read or Die|''Read or Die'']]
|4.054
|4.054
|-
|-
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|-
|-
|61
|61
|Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles
|[[Wikipedia:Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles|''Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles'']]
|3.665
|3.665
|-
|-
|62
|62
|Dead Space: Downfall
|[[Wikipedia:Dead Space: Downfall|''Dead Space: Downfall'']]
|3.277
|3.277
|-
|-
|63
|63
|South Park: Season 1
|''[[South Park]]'': Season 1
|4.151
|4.151
|-
|-
|64
|64
|South Park: Season 2
|''South Park'': Season 2
|3.904
|3.904
|-
|-
|65
|65
|Tripping the Rift: Season 2
|[[Wikipedia:Tripping the Rift|''Tripping the Rift'']]: Season 2
|3.622
|3.622
|-
|-
|66
|66
|South Park: Season 3
|''South Park'': Season 3
|4.043
|4.043
|-
|-
|67
|67
|Tripping the Rift: Season 3
|''Tripping the Rift'': Season 3
|3.392
|3.392
|-
|-
|68
|68
|South Park: Season 4
|''South Park'': Season 4
|4.127
|4.127
|-
|-
|69
|69
|South Park: Season 5
|''South Park'': Season 5
|4.2
|4.2
|-
|-
|70
|70
|South Park: Season 6
|''South Park'': Season 6
|4.267
|4.267
|-
|-
|71
|71
|South Park: Season 7
|''South Park'': Season 7
|4.207
|4.207
|-
|-
|72
|72
|South Park: Season 8
|''South Park'': Season 8
|4.24
|4.24
|-
|-
|73
|73
|South Park: Season 9
|''South Park'': Season 9
|4.154
|4.154
|-
|-
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|-
|1
|1
|[[Sonic]] X: Season 5: Disc 2
|''[[Sonic]] X'': Season 5: Disc 2
|3.519
|3.519
|-
|-
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|-
|-
|1
|1
|Sonic X: Season 6: Disc 1
|''Sonic X'': Season 6, Disc 1
|3.562
|3.562
|-
|-
|2
|2
|Sonic X: Season 6: Disc 1
|''Sonic X'': Season 6, Disc 1
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|-
|3
|3
|Beast Wars [[Transformers]]: Season 1: Disc 1
|''[[Transformers]]: Beast Wars'': Season 1, Disc 1
|3.838
|3.838
|-
|-
|4
|4
|Beast Wars Transformers: Season 1: Disc 2
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 1, Disc 2
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|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 1, Disc 3
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|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 1, Disc 4
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|Beast Wars Transformers: Season 2: Disc 1
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 2, Disc 1
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|Beast Wars Transformers: Season 2: Disc 2
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 2, Disc 2
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|Beast Wars Transformers: Season 3: Disc 1
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 3, Disc 1
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|Beast Wars Transformers: Season 3: Disc 2
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 3, Disc 2
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|Beast Machines: Transformers: Disc 1
|[[Transformers|''Beast Machines'']]: Disc 1
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|Beast Machines: Transformers: Disc 2
|''Beast Machines'': Disc 2
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|''Beast Machines'': Disc 3
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|Transformers Armada: Ssn 1: Part 1: Disc 1
|''[[Transformers]]: Armada'': Season 1, Part 1, Disc 1
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|Transformers Armada: Ssn 1: Part 1: Disc 2
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 1, Disc 2
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|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 1, Disc 3
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|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 1, Disc 4
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|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 2, Disc 3
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|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 2, Disc 4
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|Transformers: Energon: Vol. 1
|''[[Transformers]]: Energon'': Vol. 1
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|Transformers: Energon: Vol. 2
|''Transformers: Energon'': Vol. 2
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|''Transformers: Energon'': Vol. 3
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|''Transformers: Energon'': Vol. 4
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|Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 1
|''[[Transformers]]: Cybertron'': Disc 1
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|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 2
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|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 3
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|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 4
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|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 5
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|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 6
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|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 7
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|Transmorphers
|[[Wikipedia:Transmorphers|''Transmorphers'']]
|1.887
|1.887
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|Transmorphers: Fall of Man
|[[Wikipedia:Transmorphers: Fall of Man|''Transmorphers: Fall of Man'']]
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|2.26
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|[[The_High_School_Story|Carrie]]
|[[The_High_School_Story|''Carrie'']]
|3.746
|3.746
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|Zombie Strippers
|[[Wikipedia:Zombie Strippers|''Zombie Strippers'']]
|2.556
|2.556
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|38
|Twilight
|[[Wikipedia:Twilight (film)|''Twilight'']]
|3.8
|3.8
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|Evan Almighty
|[[Wikipedia:Evan Almighty|''Evan Almighty'']]
|3.488
|3.488
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|Slayers: Return
|[[Wikipedia:Slayers Return|''Slayers Return'']]
|3.858
|3.858
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|Another 9 1/2 Weeks
|[[Wikipedia:Love in Paris|''Another 9½ Weeks'']]
|2.351
|2.351
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|The First 9 1/2 Weeks
|[[Wikipedia:The First 9½ Weeks|''The First 9½ Weeks'']]
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|Angels & Demons
|[[Wikipedia:Angels & Demons (film)|''Angels & Demons'']]
|3.757
|3.757
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|45
|Angels & Demons: Bonus Material
|''Angels & Demons'': Bonus Material
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|2.933
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|The Ring
|[[Wikipedia:The Ring (2002 film)|''The Ring'']]
|3.552
|3.552
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|The Ring Two
|[[Wikipedia:The Ring Two|''The Ring Two'']]
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|3.0
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|Are You Being Served? The Movie
|[[Wikipedia:Are You Being Served? (film)|''Are You Being Served?'']]
|3.31
|3.31
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|49
|Species II
|[[Wikipedia:Species II|''Species II'']]
|2.979
|2.979
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|[[Wikipedia:Species (film)|''Species'']]
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|[[Wikipedia:Fritz the Cat (film)|''Fritz the Cat'']]
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|The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat
|[[Wikipedia:The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat|''The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat'']]
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|Very Private Lesson
|''Very Private Lesson'
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|Kekko Kamen Surprise!
|''[[Wikipedia:Kekko Kamen|Kekko Kamen]] Surprise!''
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|Kekko Kamen Returns!
|''Kekko Kamen Returns!''
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|''Kekko Kamen New!''
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|''Kekko Kamen Strikes Back!''
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|Nana Uncut: Vol. 1: Disc 1
|[[Wikipedia:Nana (manga)|''Nana'']] Uncut: Vol. 1, Disc 1
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|''Nana'' Uncut: Vol. 1, Disc 2
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|Elfen Lied: Vol. 1: Vector One
|[[Wikipedia:Elfen Lied|''Elfen Lied'']]: Vol. 1, Vector One
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|''Elfen Lied'': Vol. 2, Vector Two
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Chris, age 50.

Netflix is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet, previously known for their DVD rental-by-mail service (later known as DVD.com). Netflix is also available on Xbox and PlayStation consoles, among many other platforms. Being obsessed with television, Chris was an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during 2009. (His watch history ever since is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge-watched regularly.)

As the list shows, Chris spent an awful lot of time watching stuff he had on his watchlist, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent more than six and a half hours a day watching Keeping Up Appearances and South Park. These long binge-watching periods are also notable in how Chris got into Netflix's streaming service a few years before it really exploded into popularity, and when they primarily still offered DVD by mail.

While Chris's list has some obvious favorites, there are also some surprising oddities; notably, Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy pops up. It's likely that Chris rented this expecting porn rather than a cheap Hungarian Troma movie. As for Story of O, Chris probably chose it based on its description, not because he is a connoisseur of 1970s French erotic arthouse cinema. Not to mention En la cama, Battle in Heaven, Grande École, etc. Hell, probably the only reason why Chris watches foreign films is if they've got some on-screen china somewhere. Also of note is that he rented both of the Transmorphers movies, cheap knockoffs of Transformers made by The Asylum, a film studio known for making low-budget mockbusters to dupe unsuspecting buyers and piggyback the success of other films.

Chris also watched the South Park episode "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride", but did not seem to take to heart its message of tolerance.

Instant streaming history

Date Title Time
11/13/09 Monty Python: And Now for Something Completely Different 01:35:29
11/13/09 Carrie 01:40:04
11/13/09 30-Second Bunnies: A Christmas Story 00:01:45
11/13/09 30-Second Bunnies: Casablanca 00:01:02
11/13/09 30-Second Bunnies: Brokeback Mountain 00:01:02
11/13/09 30-Second Bunnies: Caddyshack 00:02:17
11/13/09 30-Second Bunnies: Superman 00:01:01
11/13/09 30-Second Bunnies: Office Space 00:01:10
11/13/09 30-Second Bunnies: Raiders of the Lost Ark 00:01:02
11/13/09 30-Second Bunnies: The Ring 00:01:05
11/13/09 Keeping Up Appearances: "A Bon Vivant Buffet" 00:29:05
11/13/09 Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy 00:43:44
11/13/09 The Red Skelton Collection: "Freddy the Freeloader's Christmas Dinner" 00:52:02
11/14/09 Tripping The Rift: "God Is Our Pilot" 00:23:14
11/14/09 Tripping The Rift: "Mutilation Ball" 00:22:02
11/14/09 Tripping The Rift: "Miss Galaxy 5000" 00:22:36
11/14/09 Tripping The Rift: "Sidewalk Soiler" 00:24:16
11/14/09 Tripping The Rift: "The Devil and a Guy Named Webster" 00:22:11
11/14/09 Tripping The Rift: "Totally Recalled" 00:22:24
11/14/09 Tripping The Rift: "2001 Space Idiocies" 00:21:46
11/14/09 Therese and Isabelle 02:04:46
11/14/09 The Pigkeeper's Daughter 01:23:41
11/14/09 30-Second Bunnies: Fight Club 00:02:03
11/14/09 30-Second Bunnies: Christmas Vacation 00:01:13
11/14/09 30-Second Bunnies: Borat 00:01:03
11/14/09 30-Second Bunnies: Bond 00:02:44
11/14/09 30-Second Bunnies: Spider-Man 1 & 2 00:01:06
11/14/09 30-Second Bunnies: Pirates of the Caribbean 1 & 2 00:01:02
11/14/09 30-Second Bunnies: March of the Penguins 00:01:02
11/14/09 30-Second Bunnies: Die Hard 00:03:05
11/14/09 30-Second Bunnies: Napoleon Dynamite 00:01:42
11/14/09 30-Second Bunnies: Saw 00:03:24
11/14/09 30-Second Bunnies: The Grudge 00:01:28
11/14/09 30-Second Bunnies: Kill Bill 00:01:45
11/14/09 30-Second Bunnies: Snakes on a Plane 00:01:55
11/15/09 Keeping Up Appearances: "The Name Is Bouquet B-U-C-K-E-T" 00:56:32
11/15/09 Keeping Up Appearances: "Welcoming the Dishy Vicar" 00:29:03
11/15/09 Keeping Up Appearances: "Visiting an Acquaintance's Stately Home" 00:29:19
11/18/09 Keeping Up Appearances: "Let There Be Light" 00:32:37
11/18/09 Keeping Up Appearances: "Sea Fever" 01:23:05
11/18/09 Keeping Up Appearances: "A Very Merry Hyacinth" 00:30:37
11/18/09 Keeping Up Appearances: "Riparian Entertainments" 00:29:17
11/19/09 South Park: "Weight Gain 4000" 00:23:56
11/19/09 South Park: "Volcano" 00:37:17
11/19/09 South Park: "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig" 00:37:38
11/19/09 South Park: "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride" 00:15:20
11/19/09 South Park: "Death" 00:23:22
11/19/09 South Park: "Starvin' Marvin" 00:23:00
11/19/09 South Park: "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo" 00:28:23
11/19/09 South Park: "Mecha-Streisand" 00:30:36
11/21/09 Keeping Up Appearances: "Angel Gabriel Blue" 02:29:18
11/21/09 Keeping Up Appearances: "How to Manage a Family Christening" 00:30:12
11/21/09 South Park: "Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut" 00:27:08
11/21/09 South Park: "Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut" 00:29:33
11/21/09 South Park: "Chickenlover" 00:23:11
11/21/09 South Park: "Ike's Wee Wee" 00:30:35
11/21/09 South Park: "Conjoined Fetus Lady" 00:23:01
11/21/09 South Park: "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka" 00:25:09
11/21/09 South Park: "City on the Edge of Forever" 00:47:11
7/3/20 BNA: Brand New Animal: “Runaway Racoon” 00:23:38
7/3/20 BNA: Brand New Animal: “Rabbit Town” 00:23:27
7/3/20 BNA: Brand New Animal: “Rhino Melancholy” 00:23:36
7/3/20 BNA: Brand New Animal: “Dolphin Daydream” 00:23:32
7/3/20 BNA: Brand New Animal: “Greedy Bears” 00:23:36
7/3/20 BNA: Brand New Animal: “Fox Waltz” 00:23:32
7/3/20 BNA: Brand New Animal: “Easy Albatross” 00:23:32
7/3/20 BNA: Brand New Animal: “The Mole Rat Speaks” 00:23:32
7/3/20 BNA: Brand New Animal: “Human Scapegoat” 00:23:30
7/3/20 BNA: Brand New Animal: “Rabid Wolf” 00:23:34
7/3/20 BNA: Brand New Animal: “A Beastly Feast” 00:23:36
7/3/20 BNA: Brand New Animal: “Anima-City” 00:23:34
Date Total Time
11/13/2009 5:30:48
11/14/2009 6:30:28
11/15/2009 1:54:54
11/18/2009 2:55:36
11/19/2009 3:39:32
11/21/2009 6:25:18
7/3/20 4:42:49
Total 31:39:25
Average 4:31:21

Queues on 21 November 2009

Chris's queues give a more complete perspective on his video-watching habits. Notable among the entries is a large number of mediocre-to-terrible romance films and documentaries; judging from their titles, they were chosen in the hopes of finding some mass debating material. There are also quite a few horror films. It should be noted that Fritz the Cat, a film with an extreme amount of yiffing, is on the list.

Instant Queue

Position Title Rating
1 The Babysitters 3.036
2 The House Bunny 3.239
3 This Girl's Life 2.928
4 Carrie 4.0*
5 Transmorphers 1.887
6 9½ Weeks 3.174
7 Dangerous Beauty 3.79
8 Dangerous Liasons 3.753
9 And Now for Something Completely Different 5.0*
10 30-Second Bunnies Theatre: Season 3 3.0*
11 Fear Dot Com 2.633
12 I Still Know What You Did Last Summer. 3.05
13 Story of O 2.748
14 En la cama 2.859
15 Battle in Heaven 2.222
16 Grande École 2.735
17 Heavy Metal 5.0*
18 Virtual Girl 2.231
19 Species – The Awakening 2.786
20 Frozen River 3.395
21 Bushwhacked 3.39
22 Keeping Up Appearances 5.0*
23 The Red Skelton Collection 5.0*
24 American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 3.353
25 Sex and Breakfast 2.318
26 Thérèse and Isabelle 5.0*
27 Virgin 2.604
28 Foreplay 1.778
29 Strictly Sexual 3.011
30 Sleepless in Seattle 3.863
31 Tender Is the Heart 2.206
32 Better Than Sex 2.999
33 If Lucy Fell 2.996
34 Nice Guys Sleep Alone 2.924
35 Shut Up and Kiss Me 2.392
36 Lovelife 2.714
37 Daffy Duck's Quackbusters 3.803
38 The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie 4.047
39 The NeverEnding Story 3.913
40 Inspector Gadget 3.739
41 The Nightmare Before Christmas 3.953
42 The Inspector 3.696
43 MythBusters: Big Blasts Edition 4.213
44 MythBusters: Collection 1 4.21
45 Tripping the Rift: Season 1 3.317
46 Monty Python's Flying Circus 3.901
47 American Swing 2.673
48 Indie Sex 3.276
49 Species III 2.938
50 Quarantine 3.048
51 Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie 3.103
52 The Animatrix 3.686
53 The Pigkeeper's Daughter 4.0*
54 Video Vixens 1.883
55 I Want Candy 2.534
56 National Lampoon's Spring Break 24/7 1.917
57 Cartoon Noir 2.427
58 Memories 3.667
59 Read or Die 4.054
60 Air TV 3.87
61 Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles 3.665
62 Dead Space: Downfall 3.277
63 South Park: Season 1 4.151
64 South Park: Season 2 3.904
65 Tripping the Rift: Season 2 3.622
66 South Park: Season 3 4.043
67 Tripping the Rift: Season 3 3.392
68 South Park: Season 4 4.127
69 South Park: Season 5 4.2
70 South Park: Season 6 4.267
71 South Park: Season 7 4.207
72 South Park: Season 8 4.24
73 South Park: Season 9 4.154

Chris's ratings are denoted with an asterisk.

DVD Queue

Position Title Rating
1 Sonic X: Season 5: Disc 2 3.519
Position Title Rating
1 Sonic X: Season 6, Disc 1 3.562
2 Sonic X: Season 6, Disc 1 N/A
3 Transformers: Beast Wars: Season 1, Disc 1 3.838
4 Transformers: Beast Wars: Season 1, Disc 2
5 Transformers: Beast Wars: Season 1, Disc 3
6 Transformers: Beast Wars: Season 1, Disc 4
7 Transformers: Beast Wars: Season 2, Disc 1 3.963
8 Transformers: Beast Wars: Season 2, Disc 2
9 Transformers: Beast Wars: Season 3, Disc 1 3.965
10 Transformers: Beast Wars: Season 3, Disc 2
11 Beast Machines: Disc 1 3.762
12 Beast Machines: Disc 2
13 Beast Machines: Disc 3
14 Beast Machines: Disc 4
15 Transformers: Armada: Season 1, Part 1, Disc 1 3.493
16 Transformers: Armada: Season 1, Part 1, Disc 2
17 Transformers: Armada: Season 1, Part 1, Disc 3
18 Transformers: Armada: Season 1, Part 1, Disc 4
19 Transformers: Armada: Season 1, Part 2, Disc 1 3.464
20 Transformers: Armada: Season 1, Part 2, Disc 2
21 Transformers: Armada: Season 1, Part 2, Disc 3
22 Transformers: Armada: Season 1, Part 2, Disc 4
23 Transformers: Energon: Vol. 1 3.436
24 Transformers: Energon: Vol. 2
25 Transformers: Energon: Vol. 3
26 Transformers: Energon: Vol. 4
27 Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 1 3.357
28 Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 2
29 Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 3
30 Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 4
31 Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 5
32 Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 6
33 Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 7
34 Transmorphers 1.887
35 Transmorphers: Fall of Man 2.26
36 Carrie 3.746
37 Zombie Strippers 2.556
38 Twilight 3.8
39 Evan Almighty 3.488
40 Adult Swim & Stones Present: Mad Villain 2.393
41 Slayers Return 3.858
42 Another 9½ Weeks 2.351
43 The First 9½ Weeks 2.835
44 Angels & Demons 3.757
45 Angels & Demons: Bonus Material 2.933
46 The Ring 3.552
47 The Ring Two 3.0
48 Are You Being Served? 3.31
49 Species II 2.979
50 Species 3.131
51 Fritz the Cat 3.012
52 The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat 2.934
53 Very Private Lesson' 2.92
54 Kekko Kamen Surprise! 2.216
55 Kekko Kamen Returns! 2.339
56 Kekko Kamen New! 2.361
57 Kekko Kamen Strikes Back! 2.559
58 Nana Uncut: Vol. 1, Disc 1 3.978
59 Nana Uncut: Vol. 1, Disc 2
60 Nana Uncut: Vol. 1, Disc 3
61 Elfen Lied: Vol. 1, Vector One 4.17
62 Elfen Lied: Vol. 2, Vector Two
63 Elfen Lied: Vol. 3, Vector Three
64 Elfen Lied: Vol. 4, Vector Four
65 Shaun of the Dead 3.959

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