Kacey

Actual photograph of Kacey

Kacey (born 30 June 1983) is a sweetheart to CChanSonichuCWC who became embroiled in the conflict between her lover and Chris. She has a "fun", "caring" personality, as he believes all women do. As Chris is oft to note, she really cares for him, mayunn!

Background

Basically, Chris became enraged with jealousy that CChanSonichuCWC could have a girlfriend while he couldn't, so he conspired to steal her away in a series of devious phonecalls in which he pretended to be Liquid, and told her that he would put his penis in between her breasts and come all over her. He also planned to follow this act by licking his comeuppance off of her and recycling it with her. For a straight man it's interesting that his first time would still involve recycling his own semen, thus putting his orientation into question once again. Happily, he never got his chance as she quickly "realized" that Chris was trying to trick her.

Of note, this is probably one of the most blatant and irrefutable lies Chris has perpetrated. In his utter hatred of Liquid, it is he himself that becomes remains the imposter in a desperate and misguided attempt to steal Liquid's girlfriend. Also of note, Solid does a piss-poor job impersonating Liquid, and Kacey has to literally correct him half the time to keep him from breaking his own charade. The worst is when his infamous narcissism kicks in, and he ends up defending "Solid" Chris' clothing, weight, and stupid fucking haircut. For her part Kacey actually flubs her lines quite a bit, forgetting that she's not supposed to know it's not the "real" Chris. Fat Chris, of course, never notices.

On 03 August 2009, Chris sent Kacey For Kacey from CWC to prove that he is the real Chris.

On 04 August 2009, Chris created CWC - Hand Drawn Original to reveal his true, fat self.

Kacey was very hurt by the fact that Chris tried to trick her into going to his house. What he was planning to do if she did show up on his door is anyone's guess. In all likelihood he expected her to actually dump her longtime boyfriend for him once he proves he's the One, True and Honest creator of Sonichu and Rosechu. That, or put on a brown shirt and paper medallion and hope she never notices the glaring differences while he eats his own navy off of her.

On 15 August 2009, she posted a video announcing ChanSonichuCWC's disappearance and felt distraught and heartbroken over the event, calling the police and going as far as to withdraw herself from their marriage.

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On 20 August 2009, she posted another video announcing that the police believed the kidnapping was a hoax, and asked for peace while hoping for the real Chris's return.

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No word from Kacey since the return of her beloved husband, but it's safe to assume they're catching up with the hours upon hours of sexing he's been forced to miss out on due to Ian's abduction and rape of Chris. In Ian's Adressing Liquid video he suggests that Kacey is his close "gal-pal", and implies that he still pines for her. Liquid himself has said that Kacey had apparently forgiven Ian for his earlier deceit, and was in fact well on her way to falling in love with Ian. Ian officially proclaimed his love for her in the creatively titled video, "I Love You Kacey" where, if Ian is to be believed, apparently Kacey has stayed in contact with Ian this whole time and the two became rather close. He also says that he saw her "In Person", but it's not clear if she had somehow consented to meet him in real life at some point or if he's just talking about a picture she'd sent him.

With his video, 10252009 For Kacey, Ian has graduated to an official Love Quest in his desperate attempt to steal Kacey from her husband. With For Chris No 2, Ian has either moved on to the full delusion that Kacey is trying to leave Chris for him, or she's actually dissatisfied with her current relationship and longs for the strong, doughy arms of the red-shirted imposter. Since she's totally not a troll, there's a serious risk that the True Chris will soon lose his lady love to the deceitful Ian. It's possible Kacey just has a thing for striped shirts, which the true and original Chris has stopped wearing since he got a real job and moved out of his parents' house.

UPDATE: Kacey has convinced Ian that she's in love with him, not Chris.

See also

• Kacey Phone Call

External links

• The complete phone call between Chris and Kacey