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[[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game. This is the act of doing anything [[Chris]] doesn't like (for instance, a woman rejects Chris - "WHY MUST YOU PLAY KICK THE AUTISTIC?"). It is very probable he has done this in the past to get "speshul treatment" from "Young Ladies". | [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game. This is the act of doing anything [[Chris]] doesn't like (for instance, a woman rejects Chris - "WHY MUST YOU PLAY KICK THE AUTISTIC?"). It is very probable he has done this in the past to get "speshul treatment" from "Young Ladies". | ||
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==Variations== | ==Variations== | ||
Revision as of 15:33, 20 July 2009
Kick the Autistic is America's favorite game. This is the act of doing anything Chris doesn't like (for instance, a woman rejects Chris - "WHY MUST YOU PLAY KICK THE AUTISTIC?"). It is very probable he has done this in the past to get "speshul treatment" from "Young Ladies".
Variations
There are many known variations of the game, and we will go through the most effective.
Blanca style
Take the time to befriend Chris and pretend you are a Boyfriend Free Girl until Chris trusts you. Then get Chris to give you something of value to him, and destroy it.
Copy
Chris is very funny about the material which he has plagiarized. If you are a artist troll or just bored, plagiarize Chris's plagiarized comics. He will throw a fit and "take legal action against you if not removed by 14 days." Oh wait, YOU CAN'T COPYRIGHT UNORIGINAL CHARACTERS DIPSHIT.
Taking Advantage
Chris is of the completely clueless type, and will trust anyone with a little bit of time. Pretend to befriend Chris, and when you have gained his trust, tell him to do something lulzy. Say some bullshit like it will change the trolls' view of him. Once this happens, put the goods up on Encyclopedia Dramatica and wait for the lulz to come pouring in.
Tiffany Gowen style
Instead of kicking the autistic, make him get up and dance in front of a large group of people. This is known as "Dance the Autistic", and Tiffany did it at their senior prom.
IRL version
Somehow meet up with Chris, manage to kick him and yell "KICK THE AUTISTIC" and run. He will be bewildered by it actually happening IRL.
Remember kids, Kick the Autistic is everyone's favorite game and can be replayed over and over with Chris. He just never learns.
See Also
- Jerkops
- Reggie Fils-Aimé - Video game president, hoping to release Kick the Autistic on all major Nintendo consoles in time for Christmas.