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"'''Hello, Juffalo'''" (or "'''Hello, Juffalo.MOV'''") is another video in which [[Chris]] fails at life, performing "Juggalo Family" by Dark Lotus.
{{quote|Fuckin' Chris Chan, how does he work?|CorruptedGamingShow making a reference to an ICP meme.}}


Chris tries hard to act like a [[Wikipedia:Juggalo|Juggalo]] by painting his face like a  Sonichu-themed clown (note the rosey red cheeks) and imitating stereotypes of gangster subculture. He is close to having no flow, spending the majority of the time either mumbling the lyrics or not even reciting them at all. He also gives a shout-out to "[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Juffalo Juffalos]", [[fail|which is apparently a Juggalo term for superficial poseurs who don't understand the depth and complexity of clown-related rap music]].  
"'''Hello, Juffalo'''" (or "'''Hello, Juffalo.MOV'''") is a video uploaded on 18 [[December 2009]], where [[Chris]] performs "{{w|Tales from the Lotus Pod|Juggalo Family}}" by {{w|Dark Lotus}}, a supergroup featuring members of the {{w|Insane Clown Posse}}, and fucks up the lyrics constantly.


This is the second time [[Homos|Chris wore makeup]], with the first time being shown in [[War Paint Video|War Paint Video]].
Chris tries hard to act like a {{w|Juggalo}} by painting his face like a [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]-themed clown (note the rosy red cheeks, which instead make him look like a human-cockatiel hybrid abomination) and imitating stereotypes of gangster subculture. He is close to having no flow, spending the majority of the time either mumbling the lyrics or not even reciting them at all. In other words, ''Chris can't even get being part of one of the most infamous fanbases in music right!'' He also gives a shout-out to "[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Juffalo Juffalos]", which is apparently a Juggalo term for superficial posers who don't understand the depth and complexity of literally clowny rap music.


He dedicates this song to an unnamed [[gal pal]], whose influence likely explains the sudden influx of Chris-chan rap videos.
This is the second time [[Homos|Chris wore makeup]], with the first time being shown in [[War Paint Video]].
 
He dedicates this song to an unnamed [[gal-pal]], whose influence likely explained the sudden influx of Chris-Chan rap videos.


==Video==
==Video==
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| Maker         = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
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| previous       = [[IPods Down and Listen Up]]
| previous         = [[IPods Down and Listen Up]]
| next           = [[20 December 2009]]
| next             = [[20 December 2009]]
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===Transcript===
===Transcript===
[[Captain's Log|Captain's Rockin' LOG]], fans! And we're rockin' it...out loud, with "Juffalo Family" for my gal pal.


[[Captain's Log|Captain's Rockin' Log]], fans, and we're rockin 'it out loud with Juffalo family for my gal pal.
["Juggalo Family" ''begins playing'']
<poem>
And you want to know if I'll trade ten Juggalos, for a hundred mainstream fans, and I said, "I wouldn't trade ten Juggalos for a hundred ''thousand'' mainstream fans; ten Juggalos is priceless.


And you want to know if I'll trade ten Juggalos for a hundred mainstream fans, and I said, "I wouldn't trade ten Juggalos for a hundred thousand mainstream fans; ten Juggalos is priceless." I got love for my homies, members of the Lotus. United we stand, squashing all deadly fo-ces. Been to Hell, could've spent an eternity there. [[6 June 2010|All]] [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|the]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|bad]] [[nudes|shit]] [[Meagan|I]] [[Father Call|done]], I should still be there. Juggalos can ya feel me, worldwide, running with the hatchet straight out of Lotus Pod? Always got th' end screaming Juggalos [''indistinct, attempts to mumble lyrics''] Juggalos, Dark Lotus. Psychopathic, that's the way you go. They keep me going when I'm down and out. I pick phone up, drop them a line and hear them shout saying, "[''indistinct''] is the shit," until I'm down in the ground! I give a shout to all the [[homos]] and the [[china|chinas]] who keep me started. All my Juggalos always representing when departed.  
I got love for my homies, members of the Lotus
United we stand...squashing all deadly fo-ces
Been to Hell, could've sent an eternity there
[[6 June 2010|All the]] [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|bad shit]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|I've done]], [[26 December 2014|I should]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|still]] [[Affair with Mother|be there!]]
Juggalos, can ya feel me? Worldwide...
Running with the [[Pocket knife|hatchet]] straight out of the Lotus Pod
Always got [''indistinct'']
Juggalos, Dark Lotus, Psychopathic, [''begins mumbling lyrics indistinctly''] thatthuwayyoogo...


[''mumbling stops, shouting begins''] [[Twin Falling Towers|Mass murder make me happy]]; [[Chris and death|dead bodies make me happy]]. Say what you will of me, I'll-always have a Juggalo family. Mass murder make me happy; dead bodies make me happy. Say what you will of me. I'll always have a Juggalo familaaaay!
So many people in the maytris die alone
Not me, my soul belongs to juggalos
They keep me going when I'm down and out
I pick the phone up, drop them a line and hear them shout
Saying "[''indistinct''] is the shit," [''indistinct'']
I give a pupah to all the [[homos]] and the [[china]]s who [''indistinct''] started
[''indistinct'']


Six individual pelt over and stiff. They try to ride away don't follow my chain..there's be a dirt filled grit and grind. Goodbye Juggalo..[''mumbles''] What's mine is yours. That's why I go to a dark carnival and show you a different world. [''mumbles'']-juggalo, hatchet! [[Homos|Tell 'em I'm gonna be sucking your dick!]] Bitch be psychopathic! On my iPod be living it all along..[''mumbles'']- of the sunlight! [''mumbles'']-for so many years that I question the love in my heart. I hate everyone and I hate everything. Except all the Juggalos and the love that they bring! I love ya!
[''mumbling stops, shouting of chorus begins'']  
[[4-cent_garbage.com|MASS MURDER]] [[Twin Falling Towers|MAKES ME HAPPY]]
[[Chris and death|DEAD BODIES MAKE ME HAPPY]]
Say what you will of me,
I'll-always have a Juggalo FAMILY!
MASS MURDER MAKE ME HAPPY
DEAD BODIES MAKE ME HAPPY
Say what you will of me
I'll always have a Juggalo familAAAAAy!


Mass murder make me happy; dead bodies make me happy. Say what you will of me, I'll always have a Juggalo family. Mass murder make me happy; dead bodies make me happy. Say what you will of me, I'll always have a Juggalo family!
Six individual pelt over and stiff
They try to ride away don't follow my trend
There's be a dirt filled grit and grind.
Goodbye Juggalo...[''mumbles''] what's mine is yours
That's why I go to a dark carnival show, show you a different world
[''mumbles'']--juggalo, throw the hatchet!
[[Homos|Tell 'em I'm gonna be sucking your dick!]] Bitch be psychopathic!


[''Chris struggles to keep up with the lyrics while ICP music is playing in the background'']—still be saggy, I wouldn't be fat; I'd still be hungry and crabby. We used to buy our own records at the stores, so they would think it was a hot seller, in other words. But we built a team of killers with the same dream, but we couldn't reach the top; we'd stay like Charlie Sheen. We finally realized we will always have the Juggalos. I'll never give another second to them other hoes!
On my iPod be living it all along
[''mumbles'']--of the sunlight!
[''mumbles'']--for so many years that I question the love in my heart
I hate everyone and I hate everything
Except all the Juggalos and the love that they bring! I love ya!


Mass murder make me happy; dead bodies make me happy. Say what you will about me! I'll always have a Juggalo family. Mass murder make me happy; dead bodies make me happy. Say what you will of me. I'll always have a Juggalo family. Mass murder make me happy; dead bodies make me happy. Say what you will of me. I'll always have a Juggalo family. Mass murder make me happy; say what you will of me. [''indistinct''] of me. I'll always have a Juggalo family.
[''chorus'']


[''Chris makes retarded poses while slurring "Lotus, Lotus, Lotus, Lotus"'']
[''Chris struggles to keep up with the lyrics while ICP music is playing in the background'']
...shirt would still be saggy
I wouldn't be fat, I'd still be hungry and crabby
Used to buy our own records at the stores so they would think it was a hot seller
In other words...but we built a team of killers with the same dream
But we couldn't reach the top; we'd stay like Charlie Sheen
We finally realized we will always have the Juggalos
I'll never give another second to them other hoes!


And they wanted to know if I would trade ten Juggalos for a hundred mainstream fans, and I said, "I wouldn't trade ten Juggalos for a hundred thousand mainstream fans; ten Juggalos is priceless."
[''Chris struggles to follow the chorus, which repeats twice, then makes retarded poses while slurring:'']
Lotus! Lotus! Lotus! Lotus! Lotus!


Mass murder make me happy; dead bodies make me happy. Say what you will of me. I'll-lways have a Juggalo family. Mass murder make me happy; dead bodies make me happy. Say what you will of me. I'll-lways have a Juggalo family. [''clears throat''] Dead bodies make me happy; dead bodies make me happy. Say what you will of me. I'll-lways have a Juggalo family. [''fades out''] Mass murder make me happy; dead bodies make me happy. Say what you will of me. I'll-lways got a Juggalo family.
[''repeats quote at beginning of song and chorus repeats twice before fading out; Chris clears his throat at one point'']
</poem>


==See also==
==See also==
*[[Fan:Choose Your Own Adventure]], which predicted that Chris would become a Juggalo
*[[JuggaloShoutOut]]


==External links==
==External links==
*[http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/darklotus/juggalofamily.html The actual lyrics]
*[http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/darklotus/juggalofamily.html The actual lyrics]
*[http://tubedubber.com/#_YWgTHW2NAg:pcMK1UwTpYw:100:50:6:0:true Dubbed with the real song]


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Latest revision as of 05:11, 1 July 2024

“ Fuckin' Chris Chan, how does he work? ”
CorruptedGamingShow making a reference to an ICP meme.

"Hello, Juffalo" (or "Hello, Juffalo.MOV") is a video uploaded on 18 December 2009, where Chris performs "Juggalo Family" by Dark Lotus, a supergroup featuring members of the Insane Clown Posse, and fucks up the lyrics constantly.

Chris tries hard to act like a Juggalo by painting his face like a Sonichu-themed clown (note the rosy red cheeks, which instead make him look like a human-cockatiel hybrid abomination) and imitating stereotypes of gangster subculture. He is close to having no flow, spending the majority of the time either mumbling the lyrics or not even reciting them at all. In other words, Chris can't even get being part of one of the most infamous fanbases in music right! He also gives a shout-out to "Juffalos", which is apparently a Juggalo term for superficial posers who don't understand the depth and complexity of literally clowny rap music.

This is the second time Chris wore makeup, with the first time being shown in War Paint Video.

He dedicates this song to an unnamed gal-pal, whose influence likely explained the sudden influx of Chris-Chan rap videos.

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Transcript

Captain's Rockin' LOG, fans! And we're rockin' it...out loud, with "Juffalo Family" for my gal pal.

["Juggalo Family" begins playing]

And you want to know if I'll trade ten Juggalos, for a hundred mainstream fans, and I said, "I wouldn't trade ten Juggalos for a hundred thousand mainstream fans; ten Juggalos is priceless.

I got love for my homies, members of the Lotus
United we stand...squashing all deadly fo-ces
Been to Hell, could've sent an eternity there
All the bad shit I've done, I should still be there!
Juggalos, can ya feel me? Worldwide...
Running with the hatchet straight out of the Lotus Pod
Always got [indistinct]
Juggalos, Dark Lotus, Psychopathic, [begins mumbling lyrics indistinctly] thatthuwayyoogo...

So many people in the maytris die alone
Not me, my soul belongs to juggalos
They keep me going when I'm down and out
I pick the phone up, drop them a line and hear them shout
Saying "[indistinct] is the shit," [indistinct]
I give a pupah to all the homos and the chinas who [indistinct] started
[indistinct]

[mumbling stops, shouting of chorus begins]
MASS MURDER MAKES ME HAPPY
DEAD BODIES MAKE ME HAPPY
Say what you will of me,
I'll-always have a Juggalo FAMILY!
MASS MURDER MAKE ME HAPPY
DEAD BODIES MAKE ME HAPPY
Say what you will of me
I'll always have a Juggalo familAAAAAy!

Six individual pelt over and stiff
They try to ride away don't follow my trend
There's be a dirt filled grit and grind.
Goodbye Juggalo...[mumbles] what's mine is yours
That's why I go to a dark carnival show, show you a different world
[mumbles]--juggalo, throw the hatchet!
Tell 'em I'm gonna be sucking your dick! Bitch be psychopathic!

On my iPod be living it all along
[mumbles]--of the sunlight!
[mumbles]--for so many years that I question the love in my heart
I hate everyone and I hate everything
Except all the Juggalos and the love that they bring! I love ya!

[chorus]

[Chris struggles to keep up with the lyrics while ICP music is playing in the background]
...shirt would still be saggy
I wouldn't be fat, I'd still be hungry and crabby
Used to buy our own records at the stores so they would think it was a hot seller
In other words...but we built a team of killers with the same dream
But we couldn't reach the top; we'd stay like Charlie Sheen
We finally realized we will always have the Juggalos
I'll never give another second to them other hoes!

[Chris struggles to follow the chorus, which repeats twice, then makes retarded poses while slurring:]
Lotus! Lotus! Lotus! Lotus! Lotus!

[repeats quote at beginning of song and chorus repeats twice before fading out; Chris clears his throat at one point]

See also

External links

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Chris's music videos
1990s
2000s
"So Need a Cute Girl" / "All I Want for Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend" • "Master Onion a la Mode" • Filmation's Ghostbusters Theme • "Never Gonna Give You Up" • "Heartbreaker" • "Holding Out for a Hero" • "Lovin' You" • "Jolly Holiday (I)" • "Jolly Holiday (II)" • "Single and Lonely" • "Fart Song" • "Bunny Hop" • "It's All Coming Back to Me Now" • "I Got a Fish" • "I Love the Nightlife" • "So Need A Cute Girl (II) (Live)" • "Don't Trust Any Homos Over There" • "OK2BGAY" • "OK2BGay (II)" • "Dare" • "Boyfriend" (I) • "More Than a Feeling" • "Sonic Boom" • "Don't Say You Love Me" • "Autumn Goodbye" • "The Touch" • "Smell Yo Dick" • KCWC Top 10 • "So Need a Cute Girl (III)" • "Respect" • "Old Time Rock and Roll" • Aerosmith medley • "A Whole New World" • "iPods Down and Listen Up" • "Juggalo Family"
2010s
"Mr. Plow" remix • "Boyfriend" (II) • "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" • "Step in Time" • "Don't Laugh at Me" • "A Day in the Life" • "Meet the Flintstones" • Hamlet song • "Everywhere You Look" • "Kajra Re" • "Ghostbusters" • "Gangsta's Paradise" • "Wrist, Wrist" • "Teenage Dream" • "Fuck the Pain Away" • "Walmart" • "Hello! Ma Baby" • "The Twelve Days of Christmas" • "Jungle Bells" • "Sleigh Ride" • "You're a Mean One, Mr. Trump" • "Yellow Submarine" • "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake My Boobies" • "All of the Lights" • "So Need a Cute Girl (IIII)" • "Ascension Millennium" • "The Dream I Dreamed" • "Sorry (Not Sorry)" • "Remove Kebab" • "Love is Love" • "Walkin' Around the Van" • "All Star" • "All Star (II)" • "You Will Be Found" • "You've Been Trolled"
2020s
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