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Revision as of 03:33, 3 September 2010
| “ | Yer butt's gonna be in trouble | ” |
| Barbara Chandler on Clyde Cash[1] | ||
| “ | I'LL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH! | ” |
| Chris on Clyde Cash[2] | ||
| “ | Then the dragon stood on the sand of the seashore. I saw a beast coming out of the sea. It had ten horns, seven heads, and ten royal crowns on its horns. On its heads were blasphemous names. | ” |
| The Bible on Clyde Cash | ||
Clyde Cash (alias Gregg Mays - that's Gregg with three g's) (04 July 1976) was the older brother of Ryan Cash who decided to take vengeance against Chris after his brother killed himself. He was the former leader of The Miscreants. His close friend is Bryan Bash, he once employed The Man in the Pickle Suit (Jew variety) and his cousin is Vivian Gee.
In Chris's revised Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Clyde is referred to as a Starscream troll. This is a reference to the Transformers character Starscream, who would often switch sides or plot to overthrow Megatron behind the scenes. Chris says this because Clyde Cash allegedly killed BlueSpike.
In the beginning
For the longest time Clyde had no problems with Chris. Although he disapproved of some of the content, he was pleased to see the joy the franchise had brought his brother Ryan. Every night before bed Clyde would read Ryan the latest Sonichu adventure, until Ryan had dozed off to sleep (usually with the first three pages).
This changed when Chris announced, in his usual knee-jerk fashion, that he was going to stop drawing Sonichu comics. Clyde tried comforting the upset Ryan to no avail. On the 24th of December Clyde entered Ryan's bedroom, intending to share a tray of freshly baked gingerbread men, only to find the lifeless form of his brother swinging from a light fixture. The dark silhouette of his body threw ghostly shadows across the room.
On the desk Clyde found a note - apparently the pain of not knowing whether Crystal would be released from the Dark Hole Mirror was too much for the young Ryan to bear. Clyde screamed but no sounds would come out. Collapsing to the floor, he swore undying revenge on Christian Weston Chandler.
The torment begins
Clyde's first act was to rape Panda[3] but it did absolutely nothing to Chris as he simply moved onto the next gal-pal.
Then, Clyde posed as Gregg Mays (a web designer working for Nintendo) to gain access to Sonichu.net. Holding the site for ransom, he told Chris to make a video proclaiming he was gay. He then told him to make a video declaring his straightness. Eventually, Chris regained access to the site. Striking again, Clyde worked with a troll and got rid of the domain. Chris, being resilient, bought Sonichu.info. With the help of Panda, Clyde managed to gain access again.
It was around this time that Takashi Tezuka and Jay Z were doing their Animal Crossing game project. Clyde then decided to make things more interesting and posed as Shigeru Miyamoto to destroy any chance of the project. Teaming up with Reggie Fils-Aimé, they created the Miyamoto Saga.
Julie set up a Mumble chat in which Chris could communicate with true and honest Sonichu fans. Clyde stalked Julie while infiltrating these chats to confront Chris. He began throwing demands to Chris such as cleaning his room. Chris at the same time also bought SonichuandRosechu.com. Clyde got access yet again, this time with the help of Julie. In the end, it was revealed that Julie was a 13 year old boy and that Clyde had staged the whole thing.
After that, he sent out his trusted Jew friend to scout out Chris's whereabouts. The Jew turned Robert Simmons V into a troll and infiltrated the church. He then stole Chris's one and only date, Emily.
When Ivy came along, he decided to continually harass her and despite Chris making a few threats, Ivy eventually gave in and killed herself.
Oh, and Clyde also hacked into the PSN a few times. But then Jack Thaddeus did him one better...
And to think all this was done due to Chris not caring about one fan's tragic suicide.
On 22 May 2009, a body of Clyde Cash was reportedly found with a head gunshot wound, lying next to a shotgun. The incident was deemed a suicide, althrough some suspected a foul play.
In the comic
In the comic Cly(de) is a villain working for Mary Lee Walsh. Apart from capturing Ivy and getting into a fight with Chris, he initially only appeared on CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero, officially Sonichu Special 1. Not much is known about Clyde, other than he lives in a mansion and owns a pickle gun and "slander ray."
He made his first full appearance in Sonichu 10 as the 4-cent_garbage building is collapsing. When Jason Kendrick Howell escapes, he condemns him and Jack Thaddeus for being homo trolls. When Beel escapes, he, too, condemns the two for their actions, saying that being homo trolls that are "slandering and tarnishing a innocent man's good name" is just as evil as being an assistant for Adolf Hitler. With no option left, Clyde and Jack jump into the 66+6 story elevator shaft to their suicidal deaths.
Currently
After Clyde faked his death for reasons unknown, he came back with a vengeance. Chris is not very pleased.
When not battling Liquid Chris for the hand of Kacey, Chris spends his time trying to convince Clyde Cash, aliasGregg Mays (or "Gregg Mays, alias Clyde Cash," depending on which name he remembers first) to face him in one on one battle. Chris has recorded several feats of strength through a combination of Kacey trying to get him to get into shape and a desire to frighten Clyde with his bulging muscles.
He had a picture to blackmail Clyde, but ultimately nothing came of it other than a series of videos where Chris tries to torture Clyde.[4] Clyde scoffed at the final video.
However, because of the negative reaction to Sonichu Special 4, Chris, in the CWCipedia mailbag, makes clear that he would only sit and talk cooperatively with Clyde to get him to stop harassing him.
Eventually, Chris decided to revisit his old nemesis, believing he was the reason why he lost "The Wallflower". In it, he is shown fighting Clyde, then pulling a knife and slitting Clyde's throat as a warning to all trolls.
In another well-thought counter-trolling plan, Christian unsuccesfully attempted to scam Clyde to pay Chris for destroying his own PS3. This almost fail-proof scheme was however foiled thanks to Surfshack Tito's vigilance.
Fan videos
| Chris-chan Loves Clyde Cash | |
| Stardate | 17 April 2009 |
| Made By | CWCvillelulz |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
| Chris-Chan KILLED Clyde Cash (Never Before Seen Footage) | |
| Stardate | 7 June 2009 |
| Made By | TheClydeCash |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
| Shit Was So Cash! | |
| Stardate | 25 April 2010 |
| Made By | Psycatalyst |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
See also
Sauces
External links
- Gregg's YouTube account
- Clyde's new YouTube account
- Post-date conversations (part with Clyde begins at about 4:35)
- An International Tribute to Teh Graet Clyde Cash