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==The Attraction Sign, throughout the ages== | ==The Attraction Sign, throughout the ages== | ||
One reason for the multiple signs is that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] kept [[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked Out of College|confiscating]] them. Chris waged war by creating a [[MySpace]] and Facebook, then printing new signs and spamming them all over campus.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> | |||
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Image:137-NDSAttractop.jpg|Sign from age 22. | Image:137-NDSAttractop.jpg|Sign from age 22. | ||
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Image:133-Sign.jpg|Sign from age 23. | Image:133-Sign.jpg|Sign from age 23. | ||
Image:136-LoveSearchItems.jpg|Miscellaneous paraphernalia used in conjunction with the Attraction Sign. | Image:136-LoveSearchItems.jpg|Miscellaneous paraphernalia used in conjunction with the Attraction Sign. | ||
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==Sleep well, sweet prince== | ==Sleep well, sweet prince== | ||
Revision as of 07:23, 4 May 2009
| “ | "I am a (my age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(my age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion. | ” |
| CWC's typical sign text | ||
| “ | The Only Reasonable and Inexpensive Idea he [Chris] could ever fucking think of | ” |
| Chris, on his own ED page, 10 November 2007 edit[1] | ||
Chris used a sign to attract women during his love quest. Bullet-proof technique of attracting a Boyfriend-Free Girl.
Where Chris would enter his current age. However, based on images from the slide show, presumably of the actual signs he used, the text would differ.
Attraction Sign, Mach 1
The original attraction sign, created when Chris first started his love quest at the age of 21, is perhaps the most notable and lulzy of the rest. The text of it:
21 and Single White Male...
-Shy -Smart -Young at Heart -Computer skilled
-Humorous -A great thinker and go-getter -"Natural salesperson" -Enjoys good parts of life
-Diplomatic -Friendly -Loves his family -Peaceful -Very creative -_He's lonely_
...Seeking a CUTE ♀18-21 SINGLE FEMALE COMPANION
*18-21 years of age *does _not_ already have a boyfriend *Single
-Average to Slender Weight/Body Type -White -Lives in Charolettesville or Ruckersville area
*Does NOT Smoke or Drink Alcohol -Happy, Positive Personality
*Average/High Income -Drives a vehicle
[image of Sonichu's face] [red arrow pointing right]
If any ♂MEN♂ read this huge sign...
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!
(And to all MEN with girlfriends, except marrieds and blacks, go jump off a cliff)
Have a nice day [smiley face]
The Attraction Sign, throughout the ages
One reason for the multiple signs is that Mary Lee Walsh kept confiscating them. Chris waged war by creating a MySpace and Facebook, then printing new signs and spamming them all over campus.[2]
Sign from age 22.
Sign from unknown age.
Sign from age 23.
Miscellaneous paraphernalia used in conjunction with the Attraction Sign.
Sleep well, sweet prince
Sadly, the Attraction Sign of Fail is no more.
| “ | During all this, I learned from my mother that the sign made me look retarded, and eventually, I did away with the sign. | ” |
| Wikipedia autobiography | ||
Sauces
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