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''This article applies only to humans. For the Infinitely High Pokémon, see [[Yawning Squirtle]].'' | ''This article applies only to humans. For the Infinitely High Pokémon, see [[Yawning Squirtle]].'' | ||
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The '''Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor''' is Chris's primary concern when he is on his [[Love Quest]]. It refers to the impossibly high probability that any given girl he speaks to will have a boyfriend, making it impossible for him to find a [[sweetheart]]. The fear of this factor leaves Chris all but paralyzed when he even thinks about speaking to a woman in real life--a fear he has named [[Noviophobia]]. | The '''Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor''' is Chris's primary concern when he is on his [[Love Quest]]. It refers to the impossibly high probability that any given girl he speaks to will have a boyfriend, making it impossible for him to find a [[sweetheart]]. The fear of this factor leaves Chris all but paralyzed when he even thinks about speaking to a woman in real life--a fear he has named [[Noviophobia]]. | ||
Mathmeticians have worked in vain for years to disprove Chris's theorom, but the proof is in the pudding - Chris is still single so it MUST be because all the boys have taken the girls. | Mathmeticians have worked in vain for years to disprove Chris's theorom, but the proof is in the pudding - Chris is still single so it MUST be because all the boys have taken the girls. This lead him to specify his search to [[boyfriend-free girls]]. | ||
This lead him to specify his search to [[boyfriend-free girls]]. | |||
==See also== | |||
*[[Chris and sex]] | |||
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[[Category: CWC-isms]] | [[Category: CWC-isms]] | ||
Revision as of 05:40, 1 September 2009
This article applies only to humans. For the Infinitely High Pokémon, see Yawning Squirtle.
The Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor is Chris's primary concern when he is on his Love Quest. It refers to the impossibly high probability that any given girl he speaks to will have a boyfriend, making it impossible for him to find a sweetheart. The fear of this factor leaves Chris all but paralyzed when he even thinks about speaking to a woman in real life--a fear he has named Noviophobia.
Mathmeticians have worked in vain for years to disprove Chris's theorom, but the proof is in the pudding - Chris is still single so it MUST be because all the boys have taken the girls. This lead him to specify his search to boyfriend-free girls.