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{{quote|I'm still the mayor of CWCville. There [[Chris and english|is]] [[Wikipedia:North Korea|no elections]].|[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]}}
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'''CWCville''' (pronounced: [kwɪkvɪɫ], "quick-ville") is [[Chris]]'s imaginary world, created from a combination of his twisted views on the world and pop-culture to work as a place where all his wishes, ideas and deranged fantasies becomes true.
'''CWCville''' (pronounced: [kwɪkvɪɫ], "quick-ville") is [[Chris]]'s imaginary world, a refuge from harsh reality where all his wishes, ideas and fantasies become true.


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==Spelling==
==Overview==
 
One of Chris's [[The Wall of Originals|homemade Pokémon cards]] featured a "Cwick City Gym," while [[City of Cwicville Tour!|an unfinished Game Boy Camera project]] dating from [[2001]] used the spellings "Cwicville" and "Cwickville". It is unknown why he changed the spelling. Likely the alternate spelling just didn't stimulate [[Chris and his ego|his massive ego]] as much as his unaltered initials, even if it makes a lot less sense. (although C.W. City, Christown, Chandlerville etc. would have been just as good and made a lot more sense.)
 
Without knowing the "correct" pronunciation of the name, the fact remains that "CWCville", unlike any proper English word, begins with four consonants in a row. Using conventional phonology, the name is pretty difficult to utter, unless you're in Eastern Europe or perhaps Wales. In [[Mailbag 43#...well, this is disturbing!|Mailbag 43]], Chris slams [[Evan]] and fails once again, spectacularly, to realize the seeds of truth buried in parodies: ''"She is Very Happy in Cwcville, VA, rather than the c***-shack known as 'Ecgville'. (HOW IS THAT SO-CALLED CITY PRONOUNCED ANYWAY? It sounds like a very "Eckie" Ailment, possibly Cold-Like.)"''
 
==CWCville, USA==
[[Image:CWCville.jpg|thumb|This is what a typical city looks like after being nuked. (Note the "SS" runes.)]]
[[Image:CWCville.jpg|thumb|This is what a typical city looks like after being nuked. (Note the "SS" runes.)]]
Considering how it's portrayed, its full name could be the ''Our Glorious Leader's True and Honest Lovers' City of CWCville'', in a manner similar to [http://www.korea-dpr.com/ The Democratic People's Republic of Korea].
CWCville is the setting of [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], a city in Virginia of which Chris is Mayor for life. CWCville is where Chris portrays friends and enemies from his real life in scenarios altered to reflect his bias toward himself. As his ideal metropolitan community, CWCville illustrates Chris's poor understanding of how a city actually functions. Like everything else that appears in his comic, Chris believes CWCville to actually exist in a parallel universe.<ref>[[Chris and reality#Fantasy and fiction]]</ref> Chris has claimed to be mayor of CWCville "IN REAL LIFE."<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref> As an entity Chris believes to be real, CWCville is a coping mechanism used to compensate his unsatisfying actual life.  


CWCville is actually two things: a fictional setting for the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], and Chris's long-ongoing pet project. Many might call it a "happy place," an imaginary refuge from the harshness of reality. It's sort of like his own personal Silent Hill - except that instead of being a twisted Hell full of violent rage and nightmare beasts, it's a disturbingly cheerful place where Chris's bouncy creations laugh, frolic, and [[sex|fuck]] for his amusement. Characters are introduced without warning and fall by the wayside just as quickly. Nobody's quite sure what becomes of them, but knowing Chris it probably involves anguished shrieks emanating from a love dungeon below the Mayor's house. Many are sent to the [[Moon]].
Chris is greatly concerned by people who are misinformed about any detail of CWCville or conclude that it is anything but "a clean, secure, orderly and safe city."<ref>[[Mailbag 35#Except when half of it gets destroyed by giant robots]]</ref> After being coerced into declaring Billy Mays the new Mayor of CWCville,<ref>[[March 2009]]</ref> Chris repeatedly stated that this was not true.<ref>[[Mumble 11]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Update 1 July 2009]]</ref><ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_32]</ref> In his willingness to educate, and his confusion at negative reactions to his answers, Chris seems to think that anyone who understands what CWCville is like will love it.  


In the ''Sonichu'' comic book world, the town is allegedly located in the state of [[Virginia]], but being a figment of Chris's imagination, it will never be found on an actual map. Practically speaking, the city is legislatively and economically cut off from the rest of Virginia and the United States. In this city, Chris is a despotic ruler. His will controls everything and he dictates new laws at whim, granting himself an outlet for his megalomaniac tendencies.
[[Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|thumb|right|The toys that started it all.]]


It is not clear whether CWCville is found in some sort of parallel universe, or is merely supposed to be in the real world some distance from Charlottesville (Chris in [[Episode 12.5]] said it would require a "long walk" to get there, indicating that it is in the real world.
The seeds of CWCville were planted early into Chris's life. At some point, Chris put all of his completed LEGO kits, original LEGO creations, and various handmade Sonichu items together on one table in his room. The first official CWCville media was made in 2001. After toying with more phonetic spellings "Cwicville" and "Cwickville,"<ref>[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]</ref> Chris settled on "CWCville"<ref>[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]</ref> in 2003. This spelling consecutively features the initials of his full name and its pronunciation must be explained to others, indicative of CWCville's nature as a self-serving and insular fantasy.  


Inside the comic, CWCville is involved in a fierce rivalry with the neighboring [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCCitizens]]. It is under constant attack from the forces of [[Mary Lee Walsh|Dean Mary Lee "Slaweel Ryam" Walsh]] and her army of [[Jerkops]].
Chris has repeatedly associated CWCville with Charlottesville, VA, likely the largest and most familiar urban environment in his life. Chris has presented footage of Charlottesville as footage of CWCville.<ref>[[Rollin' and Trollin']]</ref> He has stated that CWCville is as important and worthy of respect as every American city that begins with "C," but mentioned only Charlottesville by name, calling it "the most important one" of these "C-Villes."<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref> CWCville is said to have an annual Dogwood Festival,<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_32]</ref> also an annual Charlottesville tradition. This association further illustrates Chris's narrow perception of the outside world.


It also seems that CWCville also exists either in some sort of time void, or an alternate universe where time moves differently. In [[Sonichu 10]], it's mentioned that everyone was going to talk to President [[Barack Obama]] over the [[Asperpedia]]. However, the story takes place in or around September 2008. Obama wouldn't even be elected for another two months and wouldn't take office until two months later. Aside from that, the Asperpedia itself wouldn't be put up for another ''year''. {{clear}}
==Government==
 
==CWCville history==
According to [[Sonichu 8]], CWCville was founded in [[1982]] by Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler]]. Why he would name a city after his deadshit son is unknown. And only [[GodJesus]] knows why it wasn't called RFCville.
 
===BILLY MAYS coup===
 
On 3 [[March 2009]], Chris announced that [[BILLY MAYS]] is the new mayor of CWCville and that he was going to CWCville Jail to get raped by [[niggos]]. The next day, 4 March 2009, Chris revoked his statement that made MAYS the new mayor, establishing a government-in-exile in his bedroom. Most legal scholars, however, argue that since Chris was not wearing the [[Medallion of Fail]], which Chris has indicated is necessary for a video to be TRUE and HONEST (and any retraction otherwise would involve him wearing the medallion to make his retraction legally binding), his statements to the contrary are false and therefore not legally binding, meaning BILLY MAYS is still the mayor of CWCville.
 
On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS snorted too much cocaine and died in his mayoral mansion, plunging the entire town into mourning. Chris wasted no time in seizing control of CWCville, and quickly undid all of MAYS' initiatives, before announcing during a [[Chris_chan_Discusses|post-coup interview]] that [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doublethink he was always the ruler], and that there would be no further elections.
 
==CWCville in real life==
[[Image:CWCvilleMapProper.jpg|thumb|300px|Sonichu and Rosechu's welfare housing in relation to the rest of CWCville. Note that CWCville's postal code is the same as Chris's birthday, and that the address is nearly identical to his real address.]]
 
The IRL timeline concerning the creation of CWCville is uncertain, however we do know that it has existed since Chris's high school years, before [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] was originally thought of in March of [[2000]]. Evidence photography of CWCville being replicated from Chris's mind to reality with [[Lego]] blocks have proven that CWCville was in fact one of his first creations, even disputing in antiquity with the creation of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]], Christian's first Sonic recolor.
 
It has been argued that Chris's power stems from the fact that he can retreat to his own CWCville world, where he can right all wrongs done to him. In his comics, we see him defeating Mary Lee Walsh, with whom he holds an IRL grudge, beating around the jerkops, and bringing his dead dog, [[Patti Chandler]], back to life in the form of another inhabitant. The main reason Chris can do such superhuman acts as defeating a whole army of huge [[Jerkops]] and resurrecting his dead dog is that in CWCville his will reigns supreme. This serves as a blanket that protects his physically and mentally weak self from the outside world in which he holds no such power.
 
==Government and politics==
{{Quote|And for your information, my City's politics are of a King/Queen thing; NO VOTING|Chris, explaining the totalitarian state to [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha Thaddeus]].}}
[[Image:CWCvilleArea.jpg|thumb|300px|Map of CWCville area. Notice how [[Sonic]]'s house is bigger than the entirety of Pallet Town. Also, if you look at Station Square, you'll notice Chris's obsession with the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]].]]
[[Image:CWCvilleArea.jpg|thumb|300px|Map of CWCville area. Notice how [[Sonic]]'s house is bigger than the entirety of Pallet Town. Also, if you look at Station Square, you'll notice Chris's obsession with the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]].]]
Chris has repeatedly revised and clarified the nature of CWCville's government in an effort to avoid it being criticized as dysfunctional or unfair by trolls without forfeiting the power he feels entitled to.


CWCville is like many contemporary third world countries. Its government, likely unbeknownst to Chris, eerily parallels [[Wikipedia:Turkmenistan|Turkmenistan]] under [[Wikipedia:Saparmurat Niyazov|Saparmurat Niyazov]], who was also known for governing with an iron fist, enacting ridiculous bans and possessing a titanic ego. Nonetheless, even Niyazov was a much better leader and much smarter person than Chris. Chris also mirrors Norsefire leader [[Wikipedia:Adam Susan|Adam Susan]] from Alan Moore's graphic novel ''V For Vendetta'': both Chris and Susan are homophobic, racist, fascist adult virgins who spend all day isolated, trying to find love in their computer, only to be trolled.
After his forced declaration of Billy Mays becoming the new Mayor of CWCville was properly reversed, Chris's policy became that there "is no elections" in CWCville.<ref>[[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Billy Mays]]</ref> Following backlash from that comment, Chris claimed CWCville could not be a dictatorship because Chris inherited the town from its founder, his father. Chris went on to add that other government positions, including a Town Council that advises the Mayor, were elected by popular vote. Chris decided that this made CWCville democratic enough to be neither a dictatorship nor a monarchy.<ref>[[Mailbag 34#The government totally sucks.]]</ref>
 
According to the [[Samantha Thaddeus]] e-mails, the government is a "King/Queen thing" with no elections. There's a non-elected leader who does what he pleases, "advised" by an elected Town Council. Exactly how CWCville's government operates is unknown. Chandler is mayor-for-life with supreme power, and has insisted that there are no elections, but he has also insisted that the vote has "even" been extended to [[Niggos|those of African descent]]. Voting is strictly for the Town Council, which holds no authority, existing as a purely advisory committee which the mayor is not obligated to listen to. The mayor attempts to dissuade accusations of dictatorship, citing that dictatorships are never hereditary, whereas he [[Mailbag 34#The government totally sucks|inherited the town from his father]] (even though many dictatorships are hereditary, e.g. Kim Jong-il succeeded his father Kim Il-sung, and "Baby Doc" succeeded "Papa Doc" in Haiti). However, he refuses to acknowledge that this obviously makes his town a ''monarchy'', by explaining that all other government positions are voted on (even though such a practice is found in many modern monarchies, even absolute ones). It's also revealed that the name of the town was changed when it was passed from father to son, though whether or not the town was originally known as "RFCville", or something marginally less retarded is unknown, as all records of Mayor Bob's mayorship &mdash; in fact, all symbols of the old regime &mdash; have been erased (like the Roman practice of ''[[Wikipedia:damnatio memoriae|damnatio memoriae]]'', where all records of a traitor: statues, etc., are erased after his death). It is theorized that one day Christian will hand over the reins of governance to his daughter, [[Crystal]] Weston Chandler, in which case the town's name will not go through another change.
 
[[Wikipedia:Communism|Business owners and managers who try to stand up for themselves are ruthlessly crushed]]. The police don't take orders from the civil authorities and lock people up at random, [[Mary Lee Walsh|the dean]] of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|the only college]] is leading a hopeless resistance and is vilified in the [[Comic|mayoral-controlled press]]. [[Attraction Sign|Soliciting sex]] is legal in CWCville, whereas possession of [[tobacky|tobacco]] is a very serious offense. [[Alcohol]] was illegal until 2009, when the ban was rescinded. The [[KCWC|radio station]] and [[CWC Cola|soft drink company]] are also named after the mayor, which indicates either nationalization of normally private businesses or rampant cronyism. CWCville mints its own money, which comes in confusing denominations - there are two coins: the C-Quarter and W-Quarter, which are mutually exclusive to the point where vending machines will take only one or the other, and the exchange rate between the two is uncertain (usually 10 C's = 1 W).
 
Laws have been enacted to persecute homosexuals, and [[Mailbag 31|psychic surveillance is used to monitor sexual purity]]; in a predictable display of bureaucratic cluelessness, this important task has been somehow handed to [[Magi-Chan|an obvious closet case]]. This constant Orwellian surveillance, which is obviously done under the guise of "protecting" the citizens, flies completely against the basic human right to privacy. Since there is no plausible way to have any oversight over a super-powered official or question or contest his findings (and [[Mailbag|disputing the authority has been futile in general]]), it also effectively elevates the official above law. The Mayor has also hinted &mdash; though sensibly, he has not written it into actual ''law'', otherwise all international observers would condemn his actions at once &mdash; that the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, a group of civilian defense contractors, have [[Chris and the Law#In the Comics|immunity from prosecution]]. This goes against the concept of supremacy of law that is the very foundation of modern societies; some sociologists have pointed out that this is in fact the hallmark of all police states.


[[Image:Chris Jong-Il.jpg|thumb|250px|Artist's depiction of CWCville's beloved [[Chris|Mayor.]]]]
[[Image:Chris Jong-Il.jpg|thumb|250px|Artist's depiction of CWCville's beloved [[Chris|Mayor.]]]]


CWCville has a [[Jack thaddeus phone call 3|large police force equipped with weapons and TANKS, and even an entire division of the U.S. Army]]; all these units, as said before, are above law. These groups appear frequently all around the city enforcing the laws, giving grim reminders of their existence to the common public every day, dragging the morale down. For a normal townsperson, hardly a day passes without a tank rolling past their home, military helicopters buzzing over the shopping centers, or seeing a group of heavily armed mercenaries bullying a hapless youngster on the other side of the street for simply ''looking'' a little bit "trollish", whatever that means. Any attempts at humor are prosecuted swiftly and severely under the draconian laws that are based on [[Chris and copyright|curious misinterpretations]] of international copyright laws. Dissident comedians who flee the city are hunted down and gruesomely executed (with the emphasis on "cute") by [[Sandy Rosechu|underage assassins]]. Despite all this perceived military and law enforcement might, the police and mercenaries demonstrably offer little real protection or competence: troublemakers like [[Wes Iseli]] ruin weddings with near impunity, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|dissident leaders]] remain at large [[Sonichu 10|until recently]].
The laws of CWCville fully represent Chris's fickle desires. Possession of alcohol or tobacco was banned in CWCville<ref>[[Chris Chan Q%26A 27 October 2008]]</ref> until June 2009.<ref>[[Rollin%27 and Trollin%27]]</ref> Chris declared "NO GAY SEX" was allowed in CWCville and that this law was enforced by Magi-Chan psychically monitoring all of CWCville's citizens for homosexual thoughts.<ref>[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck]]</ref> Chris backpedaled on the idea only when Mailbag responses on the issue made it more trouble than it was worth to him.<ref>[[Mailbag 37#Backpedaling]]</ref> All of CWCville's Sonichus and Rosechus are immune to prosecution.<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris is not charged for the destruction of the 4 Cent Garbage building and killing and injuring hundreds. Sean, Mao, Alec and Evan are unfairly tried, and personally executed by their victims and their families. Mary Lee Walsh is imprisoned indefinitely without a trial, while all of the Jerkops and Manajerks she psychically controlled were freed without a trial.  
 
The court system is a joke. Walsh was captured, depowered and sent to a maximum security prison without a trial. The [[jerkops]] and [[manajerks]] are depowered, yet are allowed to go scot-free. However, when [[Simonla Rosechu]] is murdered by a Voltorb, four people - [[Evan]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], [[Fan:Moon-Pals|Sean]] and Mao are arrested and put on trial not even a week after, despite earlier receiving a public pardon from the mayor. The judge is biased in Chris's favor, when all judges should be impartial. Sean is permitted to defend himself and his fellow co-defendants, despite being clearly under the influence of drugs. Nobody suggests appointing a public defender for the four. The prosecutor adds on to the charges, considering slander via the Asperpedia (which was destroyed by Chris) punishable by death, when it is a mild offense in most jurisdictions. Evidence gathered using Magi-Chan's psychic powers is considered admissible in court. When the four are found guilty by a clearly biased jury, they are immediately executed in ''cruel and inhumane ways''.
 
[[File:GrandWizards4Sonichu.jpg|thumb|left|Chris and his men weilding the CWCville ceremonial flag while on parade in Town Square.]]
 
The basic services are lacking: [[Blake]] wasn't sent to a hospital E.R. after being attacked by [[Silvana]], but was sent to a wholly inadequate [[Pokémon]] Center instead. (although [[Reldnahc]] was sent to a hospital in ''[[Sonichu 6]]''). Packs of wild Pokémon roam the streets, uncontrolled. The [[CWCville Shopping Center|rare buildings of CWCville]] are sad, lopsided affairs, betraying [[CADD|a lack of architectural and engineering skills]] brought on by a national brain drain, as the educated classes seek asylum in the U.S., Canada, or Europe (the map shows many buildings, but they tend not to appear in [[Comic|pictures]] — we can assume they were simply never built. As the poor citizens of CWCville suffer in the squalor of refugee camps, the mayor wastes precious UN [[Monthly tugboat|aid money]] on [[Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|oversize novelty drinking straws]] and [[Patti-chan|credit cards for dogs]]. As of [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas 2009]], there were 10 homeless shelters set up: [[Mailbag 20|Chris himself]] claims that these ten-story "soup hotels" house an indigent population of 900-1,800 individuals, and come equipped with free cable TV. They are almost certainly havens for junkies, crack dealers and whores openly plying their trade in the hallways and elevators, while the mayor's personal friends, such as Sonichu, live in state-sponsored, suburban housing. It is not clear how CWCville finances such a ludicrously generous welfare system, given that the city's economy (and thus its tax take) appears to be almost non-existent.
 
Conditions in CWCville are worsening daily. As mayoral forces clash with [[Jerkop|rebel police]] in the streets of the capital, aid organizations have been forced to withdraw. While his people starve, mayor Chandler has funneled government money into illegal arms trades, probably with rogue nations, with the stated goal of building a rocket to "send all the [[tobacky]] to the moon". The lavish living conditions and the [[Mailbag 21|salary of his squad of Pokémon goons]] are fully supported by the city's budget.
 
'''tl;dr''' CWCville is a banana republic that makes most African countries look like the world's best places to live.
 
==Flora and fauna==
[[Image:zapbud.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Zapbud]]
CWCville, like the rest of Virginia, has a temperate climate and is suitable for large-scale agriculture. Years of economic decline, however, have seen CWCville's environs diverge greatly from those of its neighboring cities. Its forests growing thicker, and its fields returning to nature, CWCville is an excellent laboratory for the avid naturalist. Pokémon roam in the forests; zapbuds fill the fields. 
 
===Zapbud===
 
'''Zapbuds''' are a horrible new invasive species imported from the hell-hole of Chris's mind. They have quickly established themselves in the surrounding ecosystems, killing off native species such as [[pickle]]s with their weedy tendencies. While some claim zapbuds have [[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu|narcotic properties]] similar to opium poppies, little attempt has been made to market or cultivate them outside of CWCville due to intervention from environmental groups from letting this horrific weed from spreading. Aside "healing woes", relatively little is known of them. They have four petals, possibly resembling buds of some sort in their normal state, and the "zap" and electrical hazard symbol suggest that it might not be the brightest idea to pee in the middle of a zapbud field. Zapbuds reproduce asexually as they have no pistils or stamens for sexual flower reproduction.
 
In the comics, Sonichu is fond of calling Rosechu his "zapbud," or even "blossoming zapbud" if he's ''in the mood.'' Chris has, as frequently demonstrated, failed to develop his characters through his stories. The fact that he fails to demonstrate some character for ''plants'' is just plain ''tragic''. For crying out loud, just how hard can it be to make readers give a damn about a fictitious weed that looks like something from a children's television show?


==Anomalies==
Chris's social services are generous to impractical extremes. All of CWCville's Sonichus and Rosechus earn an average of $3,500 a month from a government salary.<ref>[[Mailbag 21#Home economics]]</ref> CWCville's police force has its own tanks and a division of the U.S. Army.<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> CWCville homeless shelters are "hotels WITH soup kitchens" known as "Soup Hotels," offering food and a room with a bed, bathroom and cable television to every visitor, free of charge.<ref>[[Mailbag 18#Chris on the homeless]]</ref> <ref>[[Mailbag 20#This still implies that CWCville has a massive homeless problem]]</ref>
 
It is curious to note that while Chris reigns supreme over his imaginary town, it is still subject to the will of other people (as evidenced by BILLY MAYS' election). This gives a small insight into the workings of Chris's mind, as it implies a belief in the non-physical reality of the realm in his own mind. Any sane person could agree to "proclaim" BILLY MAYS the mayor of their fictional city with an offhand shrug, since it doesn't actually ''mean'' anything. They certainly wouldn't take it seriously enough to feel the need to clarify that they didn't mean it. The long and short of this is that Chris's creations are, to him, [[Chris and Reality#Fantasy and fiction|subject to certain metaphysical laws and structures]] which IRL he is unable or unwilling to comprehend. This suggests that if efforts were made to convince Chris that, for example, Sonichu had terminal cancer, Chris would either vehemently insist this is not the case, or accept it and claim that he has, in the comic, discovered a cure for [[Homos|cancer]].


==See also==
==See also==
* [[CWCville Shopping Center]]
* [[CWCville Shopping Center]]
* [[CWCville Mayoral Office]]
* [[CWCville Mayoral Office]]
==Sauces==
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==Links==
==Links==

Revision as of 23:04, 25 May 2010

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“ I'm still the mayor of CWCville. There is no elections. ”
Chris-chan Discusses...

CWCville (pronounced: [kwɪkvɪɫ], "quick-ville") is Chris's imaginary world, a refuge from harsh reality where all his wishes, ideas and fantasies become true.

Overview

This is what a typical city looks like after being nuked. (Note the "SS" runes.)

CWCville is the setting of Sonichu, a city in Virginia of which Chris is Mayor for life. CWCville is where Chris portrays friends and enemies from his real life in scenarios altered to reflect his bias toward himself. As his ideal metropolitan community, CWCville illustrates Chris's poor understanding of how a city actually functions. Like everything else that appears in his comic, Chris believes CWCville to actually exist in a parallel universe.[1] Chris has claimed to be mayor of CWCville "IN REAL LIFE."[2] As an entity Chris believes to be real, CWCville is a coping mechanism used to compensate his unsatisfying actual life.

Chris is greatly concerned by people who are misinformed about any detail of CWCville or conclude that it is anything but "a clean, secure, orderly and safe city."[3] After being coerced into declaring Billy Mays the new Mayor of CWCville,[4] Chris repeatedly stated that this was not true.[5][6][7] In his willingness to educate, and his confusion at negative reactions to his answers, Chris seems to think that anyone who understands what CWCville is like will love it.

The toys that started it all.

The seeds of CWCville were planted early into Chris's life. At some point, Chris put all of his completed LEGO kits, original LEGO creations, and various handmade Sonichu items together on one table in his room. The first official CWCville media was made in 2001. After toying with more phonetic spellings "Cwicville" and "Cwickville,"[8] Chris settled on "CWCville"[9] in 2003. This spelling consecutively features the initials of his full name and its pronunciation must be explained to others, indicative of CWCville's nature as a self-serving and insular fantasy.

Chris has repeatedly associated CWCville with Charlottesville, VA, likely the largest and most familiar urban environment in his life. Chris has presented footage of Charlottesville as footage of CWCville.[10] He has stated that CWCville is as important and worthy of respect as every American city that begins with "C," but mentioned only Charlottesville by name, calling it "the most important one" of these "C-Villes."[11] CWCville is said to have an annual Dogwood Festival,[12] also an annual Charlottesville tradition. This association further illustrates Chris's narrow perception of the outside world.

Government

Map of CWCville area. Notice how Sonic's house is bigger than the entirety of Pallet Town. Also, if you look at Station Square, you'll notice Chris's obsession with the World Trade Center.

Chris has repeatedly revised and clarified the nature of CWCville's government in an effort to avoid it being criticized as dysfunctional or unfair by trolls without forfeiting the power he feels entitled to.

After his forced declaration of Billy Mays becoming the new Mayor of CWCville was properly reversed, Chris's policy became that there "is no elections" in CWCville.[13] Following backlash from that comment, Chris claimed CWCville could not be a dictatorship because Chris inherited the town from its founder, his father. Chris went on to add that other government positions, including a Town Council that advises the Mayor, were elected by popular vote. Chris decided that this made CWCville democratic enough to be neither a dictatorship nor a monarchy.[14]

Artist's depiction of CWCville's beloved Mayor.

The laws of CWCville fully represent Chris's fickle desires. Possession of alcohol or tobacco was banned in CWCville[15] until June 2009.[16] Chris declared "NO GAY SEX" was allowed in CWCville and that this law was enforced by Magi-Chan psychically monitoring all of CWCville's citizens for homosexual thoughts.[17] Chris backpedaled on the idea only when Mailbag responses on the issue made it more trouble than it was worth to him.[18] All of CWCville's Sonichus and Rosechus are immune to prosecution.[19] In Sonichu 10, Chris is not charged for the destruction of the 4 Cent Garbage building and killing and injuring hundreds. Sean, Mao, Alec and Evan are unfairly tried, and personally executed by their victims and their families. Mary Lee Walsh is imprisoned indefinitely without a trial, while all of the Jerkops and Manajerks she psychically controlled were freed without a trial.

Chris's social services are generous to impractical extremes. All of CWCville's Sonichus and Rosechus earn an average of $3,500 a month from a government salary.[20] CWCville's police force has its own tanks and a division of the U.S. Army.[21] CWCville homeless shelters are "hotels WITH soup kitchens" known as "Soup Hotels," offering food and a room with a bed, bathroom and cable television to every visitor, free of charge.[22] [23]

See also

Sauces

  1. ↑ Chris and reality#Fantasy and fiction
  2. ↑ ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)
  3. ↑ Mailbag 35#Except when half of it gets destroyed by giant robots
  4. ↑ March 2009
  5. ↑ Mumble 11
  6. ↑ CWC Update 1 July 2009
  7. ↑ [1]
  8. ↑ The City of Cwicville Tour!
  9. ↑ Animal Crossing Documentary
  10. ↑ Rollin' and Trollin'
  11. ↑ Do Not Dis C Ville
  12. ↑ [2]
  13. ↑ Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Billy Mays
  14. ↑ Mailbag 34#The government totally sucks.
  15. ↑ Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008
  16. ↑ Rollin' and Trollin'
  17. ↑ Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck
  18. ↑ Mailbag 37#Backpedaling
  19. ↑ Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3
  20. ↑ Mailbag 21#Home economics
  21. ↑ Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3
  22. ↑ Mailbag 18#Chris on the homeless
  23. ↑ Mailbag 20#This still implies that CWCville has a massive homeless problem

Links

Locations in the CWCverse

CWCville:

Main sights (map): CWCville City | CWCville Park | CWCville Mall (CWCville Mayoral Office | Full list of stores) | Jungle/Mountain Areas (Chameleon Cult Jungle Dojo | Wild Sonichu's Treehouse) | Subdivision Areas (14 Brunchville Lane) | Target Mini-Marts | Walmart Mini-Marts

Other places of note: Billy Mays Tower | Bolyn High | CWC-Cola Bottling Company | CWCee Dees | CWCville Beach (Pier 969) | CWCville Baptist Church | CWCville General Hospital | CWCville Studios | CWCville University | Cwick-Circuit City | Cwick City Gym | Double-CWC Hotel | KCWC | Layla's Apartment | Local Coffee Shop | Pokemon Center | Samuel Memorial United Christian Church | Sarah's Apartment Complex | Simonla Rosechu's Rabbit Hole | True Blue St. (CWCville Police Dept. 11th Precinct)

Environs (map): Giovanni's Gym/Base | Kel's House | Pallet Town | Sonic's House | Station Square | Zapbud Fields

The Axis of Slaweel: Clarksville, Tennessee (4-cent_garbage.com HQ) | Cly's Mansion | Dark Mirror Hole | Doctor Robotnik's Base | Get-Tar Region | Giovanni's Gym/Base | Mal-Wart Region (M-C-Dville) | The Moon | Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (High School District) | Sho-Mall Region (Fa-Square) | Viridian City

Other places: Destiny Cave | Mysterious Rainbow Island | Mysterious Mountain | Nabe's Dojo-Shin | New Island | The Ocean | Parodyse Isle | RuleCWC | Time Void

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