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yet AGAIN I am waiting for my next tugboat from my Social before I can even pay a Website to Host me and grant me a better .com domain name than sonichu.com
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| Chris to Miyamoto, complaining about how long his free money is taking
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The monthly tugboat is Chris's euphemism for his Social Security Disability check. Chris receives $750 a month, with $450 going to his parents for room and board. The rest of it goes to video games and sex toys. However $300 was no where near close enough to satisfy Chris's desire to purchase porn and video games as of now he has at least $2000 of Credit card debts.
By the advice of his father, Chris doesn't get a job because the tugboat gives him more money overall. Your tax dollars at work, people.
