Pedofork
| “ | I am not a Pedofork, YOU DORKS!!! | ” |
| Christian Weston Chandler | ||
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A "pedofork" (pronounced "PEDD-oh-fork"), a portmanteau for "pedophile" and "dork", is Chris's term for a pedophile (paedophile to non-Americans) and other general conceptions of a child molester and sexual deviant towards under-age intercourse.
This term was initially coined in his Madman Rising video in response to trolls comparing Chris to "that senile old man in Family Guy", known to the rest of the world as "Herbert the Pervert".
Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first over-reactions to trolls and the first step to becoming a LOLcow.
Evidence of Chris's pedofork tendencies
Despite his perpetual denial, Chris has let his pedophilic tendencies slip more than once during his Internet escapades. As the Sonichu comics are portals into Chris's subconscious, it can be argued that, subconsciously, Chris does indeed have pedophilic urges. The first example from Sonichu is found when Sonichu and Rosechu have a graphic furry yiff-fest in one of the early comics. The decision to draw such a horrific creation is a double entendre; on the one hand Sonichu and Rosechu were just recently hatched, meaning they were well under the age of consent at the time the sexual intercourse was depicted by Chris (he later justifies it by saying Sonichu and Rosechu were hatched over the age of 18). On the other, Chris is drawing a comic about Sonic the friggin' Hedgehog characters. I.e, a comic probably aimed toward an audience of children; he drew graphic sex in a comic whose audience is primarily children. And it's not just an isolated incident- some form of graphic sex occurs in nearly every episode of Sonichu.
Exhibit B of Chris's pedofork tendencies comes in the form of a character in the Sonichu world known as Zapina. In an attempt to show that he wasn't a pedophile, Chris, hilariously, revealed that he thinks of child protective laws as 'dumb.' What happens in the drawing is all of the Rosechus are 'stripping for women's rights' and the '14 years cute' Zapina wants to strip too. Rosechu takes young Zapina aside and informs her that because of "those dumb laws", she must not... not to worry, though, as Chris lets Zapina view all of the stripping action, and they use her ass as a spotlight for the whole terrifying ordeal (because Zapina is some sort of lightning bug or something).
Also, he named a character Lolisa Sonichu, which sounds an awful lot like "Lolita".
See also
- Chris and sex
- Sailor Moon Poster of Fail
- Chris's first use of the term pedofork
- the disturbing Zapina page
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