Twin Falling Towers
Twin Falling Towers is a video uploaded on 1 November 2009. In this video, Chris proves he's an insensitive bastard by mocking the fucking 9/11 terror attacks on the World Trade Center in his plan to blackmail Clyde. Sick, bizarre and completely unexpected - in other words, classic Chris-chan.
This proves to us not only that Clyde Cash remains unfazed by Chris's previous intimidation attempts, but also that Chris himself is a morally corrupt loon. No-one in their right mind would DARE use the tragedy linked to the twin towers to advance a personal vendetta, and it has been speculated that this video might even lead to him becoming the star player in a real-life game of Kick the Autistic, featuring an allstar opposition drawn from the ranks of the "Semper Fi" Brotherhood.
The reaction from trolls and CWC-viewers has been staggering, unable to believe Chris could reach so low as to mock a national tragedy. The video has even infuriated at least one CWC-viewer who had actually lost someone in the attacks.[1]
Video
This video was put in the Comedy category. Good job, Chris.
Transcript
[Close up on an image of the World Trade Center before its destruction. Fragments of another image, too indistinct to recognize, are visible through the silhouette of the towers. Laid over the image is a pointing cursor -- we are looking at a picture displayed on a computer screen.]
Well now, Mister Clyde...your toime and rutches...your fame and fortune shall fall just like these twin towers! They go crumbling down, with an airplane!
[Chris moves the cursor towards the "towers."]
Nyerrrrrrr! Pffff!
[Chris wiggles the cursor around the "towers" to give the impression that they have exploded. He then does a horrible imitation of Strong Bad from Homestar Runner.]
You are weeeeeeeak! I'm the strong wunnnnnn! You are going down Mister Clyde Cash! Gnrrrrrr!
CChanSonichuCWC responds
Liquid Chris spotted the video not long after it was posted and offered a brief response reflecting the feelings of many observers.
| “ | HOW could You MOCK the ALMOST THREE THOUSAND PEOPLE who DIED in the Nine-Eleven Plane Attacks!? I WILL SHOW THIS TO KACEY, AND SHE WILL KICK YOUR ASS AND I WILL HELP.
Please Die, CWC |
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| YouTube comment from CChanSonichuCWC | ||
He made another comment a few minutes later.
| “ | And Another Thing, KACEY is from a MILITARY FAMILY. Now you are Doomed.
CWC |
” |
| CChanSonichuCWC, on how Ian further ruined any chances of getting to Kacey's china | ||
It's safe to assume that we can expect a bunch of Marines to be waiting outside of 14 Branchland Court any day now...
The public responds
Responses from youtube users were surprisingly mixed. Haha, just kidding, they all think Chris is even more of a fucking maniac than they did before:
| “ | I suggest associating Clyde with the Khmer Rouge next time. At least no Cambodians will bother to watch your videos. | ” |
| MacraStraba | ||
| “ | (Achievement Unlocked: Ran out of hands when facepalming)
This is not going to end well. Chris, there's a not-so-slight difference between joking about 9/11... and comparing yourself to bin Laden in order to intimidate people with criminal intent. Oh, who am I kidding. I hope Obama will let Chris re-paint the rooms with bright colours at GTMO while they're shutting the facility down. |
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| wwwwolf | ||
| “ | I wonder how your dad (who's a war veteran) would feel about this , I think he's gonna do more than cut your internet down this time . Lets give him a call | ” |
| demonclaw2 | ||
| “ | This is unimaginable, even for you.
I know you make a very big point about isolating yourself from any supporters you ever (inexplicably) manage to gain, but god damn this takes the cake. Just an hero already, you can't get worse. |
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| Lizard27411 | ||
| “ | LOL i always knew chris did 9/11 | ” |
| Garlannd | ||
| “ | Making fun of WTC? Wow, that's harsh, Ian. KNOWING THAT YOU CAUSED IT! | ” |
| EdTheHedgehog1894 | ||
| “ | Mr. Clyde or Mr. Mays shoulbahsae. Much like much like da women in da Rape of Namkeen you will also be esposed and humilated. And I am da Japanese army wholby feelin soooo good at yu-yur expense. Whadya habtosay to dat?
He then goes on to sing eighties power ballad Sister Christian for a minute and a half. |
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| LinkonaTrain | ||
| “ | WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! | ” |
| danicapayton | ||
What indeed.