GameStop

A typical GameStop store.

What typically happens outside of a GameStop store.

GameStop is a large American video game store chain, where Chris buys his consoles and video games from.

In 2008 Chris won $400 in the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes GameStop Guitar Hero contest after an uncoordinated troll attack backfired. He spent most of the money on himself and his church congregation (buying a copy of Animal Crossing City Folk, two copies of Wii Music with a Wii Speak accessory).

Chris also supposedly met Chloe there while the two of them were preordering LittleBigPlanet.

He encourages patrons to "tip their waitresses" there.

Summer 2009 Sighting

On 23 November 2009, a post was made on a gaming forum by a GameStop employee named Angel. The post documented a real life encounter with Chris, and contained 4 attached images of the encounter.

Angel had some knowledge of who Chris was prior to this meeting, thanks to Chris's ED page. Angel also made a wager with a gal pal that if he was to ever get his picture taken with the manchild, she would have to marry him. The gal pal accepted this challenge.

Although Angel did not provide a date for when this shit went down, trolls have estimated it to have occurred around June/July 2009 due to the prominence of Chris's goatee and his Ferrari polo shirt.

Angel's forum post:


Pic 1: Don't the teen affectations, I hadda do the duck lips and peace sign as part of the wedding bet, oh, I had to touch him also. Pic 2: Sonichu Shrinkey Dinks, bitches, copywritten and all. Pic 3: Siggy, I need to get an extra for my fiance, but it needs to be personalized and say "love" at least once. Pic 4: His card. Basically, I've known this girl since she was 12, we discovered him sometime earlier this year and after some creative googling, I discovered he was a local. Then I started to remember him from The Game Place on Fridays, Pokemon night--easier to find an unattached girl when she's only 9, I guess. I told my friend and she accused me of lying, so we made a bet, her idea, her hand, for my pic with him. Everyone at the store, hell the whole GameStop corporation, knows this guy, he's a bottomless pit of lulz for us, which I'll share soon. Oddly they didn't know about the orange soda and semen drinking. Anyhow, Once the deal was made, I swore everyone in the store to calling me once he shows. A month or so back, he showed up at the GH5 contest blood drive and I was working. I motion to Kyle to stop him from walking out the door because I was busy and Kyle pussied out, so I yelled out "I-is that... Sonichu?" he did a 180 so fast there was a sonic boom and immediately made for me. He started talking to me about that shitty comic of his, and I hadda pretend to be into it. But I got my pic and my wife. I'll post pics of her at some point, if she says yes to it.