NOTE: Chris was not directly involved in this conversation.
This page contains excerpts of chats from The Sons of the Miscreants Discord server. In the server's "the-sons-of-the-miscreantscult-of-clyde" channel, MKRNightVee (using a Discord account named thepixietailartist) recruited users to pose as CPUs to chat with Chris and discussed some of her interactions with Chris. The dates of the chats are unknown but occurred prior to 21 January 2019 when screenshots were uploaded to Kiwi Farms.[1]
Megan
MKR describes how Chris had wanted to use her to get in contact with Megan Schroeder but MKR declined out of concern for Megan.
MKRNightVee
| Chris asked me to "befriend" her and help him resume communication. I politely declined. That poor woman has been through enough of chris's bullshit
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pathetic
| doesnt she have an etsy store? (edited)
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MKRNightVee
| She has a Facebook?
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Vamponetta
| How'd you make proper contact?
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MKRNightVee
| I didn't, I wasn't going to try and put megan through that
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Vamponetta
| No I mean with Chris
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Motives
MKRNightVee
| A little bit, but I also was very kind to Chris, a friend found his number online and to my surprise he answered my texts
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MKRNightVee
| My goal isnt to feed into his delusions so much as it is to gently offer kind advice and be there as a shoulder to lean on for moral support
I'm trying to help him better himself
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Delusions
[cutoff]
Vamponetta
| Sons of the Miscreants. We're keeping to the metal gear theme of Christory
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Vamponetta
| Cuz Clyde had the Miscreants which were the Patriots. The Patriots were succeeded by Sop, Sons of the Patriots
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MKRNightVee
| Knowing chris, he will likely ignore that it exists and block those that bring it up. These days, if he doesn't like it, and it doesn't come from an idea guy, he wont put it in his imaginary world
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Great New Content
MKR shows photos of Chris's custom Lego Sonichu minifigs.
MKRNightVee
| I've got some great new content for you
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MKRNightVee
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All sonichu minifigs
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MKRNightVee
| Beautiful arnt they
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Chris Access
Server members ask MKR (pixietailartist) to get Chris to accept their friend requests.
offline
| I just had an idea
pixie is on the inside
she can get Chris to accept our friend requests
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Tenno
| I was gonna say. I better not be mercy.
But no, I also sent him a friend request
I may hate him, but I'm great at acting
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offline
| @thepixietailartist think you can pull this off?
she's CWCSonichu, 6540 right
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Tenno
| @thepixietailartist can you draw like some random sonichu fan art or some shit for me? I don't think if he does end up accepting, he'd accept me.
I would but...
I'm legit shit at drawing
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Tenno
| "hey guys, this is stickachu of the stick sonichu world"
[posts a drawing]
This is something I drew in middle school for an anime I like
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offline
| the sad part is I'm pretty sure she'd believe that
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Tenno
| This was drawn in one hour ON the bus
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MKRNightVee
| No, if I had to work for it so do you XD
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offline
| she makes the stick figure dimension Canon
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MKRNightVee
| Then trace
Lol
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offline
| I don't have a Twitter though, so it's this or nothing for me
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Tenno
| BUT I HAVE A SHIT CHROMEBOOK
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offline
| I mean at least get him to accept mine please, I want exclusive Chris content
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MKRNightVee
| Take a picture of sanic, tape it to a window, put another piece of paper over it, and follow along the lines.
It's pretty simple XD
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MKRNightVee
| And no offline, I can't actually "make" chris accept anything lol
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offline
| well I mean gently coerce her
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MKRNightVee
| Try posing as a girl with big titties
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Tenno
| Okay!
I'll do that!
Don't judge me!!
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offline
| I am a girl with big titties, but I'm not using my body for Chris
that's an insult to my body
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pathetic
| i am a girl with big titties to.
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Tenno
| I gotta stop assuming people are guys at first I fucking swear
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pathetic
| back pain can go fuck itself.
codiene is a god send tho
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MKRNightVee
| No, I just meant finding a pic of a girl with big boobs and pretending to be her
Blanca style
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offline
| I could do that but he's off the dating scene
it won't work
how'd you do it
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MKRNightVee
| Well... I wouldn't say off
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pathetic
| i wish i could be magi chan
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Tenno
| He's not off
Hes anything but
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offline
| I'm already magi chan (edited)
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Tenno
| He's mentioned in a tweet that he has room for one more spouse
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NightVee Medallion
MKRNightVee
| It's kinda flattering I guess?
He had me make a medallion, by crystals that he uses and started answering my text faster than before
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Tenno
| I'm off to build a new Twitter account
BRB
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pathetic
| Will Chrisu ever love me
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offline
| what's your medallion look like
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Promethean
| what kind of crystals, and did you actually buy any?
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offline
| how did you get Chris to accept your friend request, I don't have Twitter so I can't just do it like that
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MKRNightVee
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Medallion
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offline
| that has way more effort than necessary
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MKRNightVee
| As for the friend thing, I just made lots of fan art and white knighted chris's twitter
Yeah, but I love doing arts and crafts ^-^ so I had fun making it out of Crayola fucking model magic
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offline
| is it made out of Crayola Fucking Model Magic
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gas, gas, gas!
| chris hasn't mentioned the treadmill in a while
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MKRNightVee
| He called me when he gave me his new number
Bragged about doing three whole minutes on the 300 setting
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Chris Chat Rules
MKR guides server members on how to use Chris's CPU delusions to chat with him and lays out basic rules.
offline
| ok I'm gonna run my plan by you
as someone who knows Chris better than anyone here tell me if we can put this in action
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offline
| I'm going to pretend I'm CPU green Heart, long story short, I have a story drafted about how Arfoire gained interdimensional power when the merge started, and because of Chris's ties to it neptunia was one of the first dimensions affected and then Arfoire killed vert, the original green heart, sealing away her powers until Chris defeated her in the body of Jessica Quinn and the powers passed to me
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offline
| what do you think? would she believe it
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MKRNightVee
| It could work, except for one thing... Chris has a "direct" contact with vert, so you'd probably be dismissed as a troll. I can get you into a discord server with chis however I have some rules
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offline
| alright, how do I work around that then I've done like 5 minutes of neptunia research, how do I explain away the direct contact
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MKRNightVee
| 1. Do not directly try to troll chris, I know it sounds fun to mess with him, but please don't.
2. You must create a CPU, for a color pick something other then the following: magenta, turquoise, green, blue, red, maroon, white, black, purple.
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MKRNightVee
| 3. You must play along with the CPU thing
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gas, gas, gas!
| CPU lavender?
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offline
| really all I have planned is the cpu part
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offline
| I have no clue what I'll do after that, so we're good,
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Tenno
| Add my troll Twitter: @DarekaScott
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MKRNightVee
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gas, gas, gas!
| i'll just use weebfriend's shitty blake belladonna ripoff oc or create something else
gremlin knows who i'm talking about
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MKRNightVee
| This is my discord, verify here with me before I will add you to the Chris server
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offline
| can the fanart come later? I don't have any means to draw at the moment
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Tenno
| I'll look for a sonichu fanart online...
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MKRNightVee
| Yeah, just get at least a general description going for it
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