Jail Letter - 10 December 2021

On 10 December 2021, Chris sent his third letter to Eels and the Egg-man from jail. Eels would not reveal the letter until 9 July 2022, and had only provided a summary of its contents.

Eels's Summary

Marked deceml*r 10th 2021 Most of the letter is just Chris' typical "I'M JESUS!!!"' nonsense with nothing "juicy', The letter is boring and nothing in regards to his imprisonment, his "affair with nwther", Bella, his arrest, or anything like that gets mentioned -Year O refers to the year original real jesus was bom and has nothing to do with fre ghost -he denounces Israers unjust treatment of the palestinians -Chris denounces the conspiracy theories regarding the COVID-19 Vaccine, he says it won't hurt you and to get your shot. -chris ignores all of my funny questions deeming them -trivial and nmt-. -chris attempts to start drama with a youtuber, whom he has never rrpt or heard of (l attempted to coyly ask in a previous letter if chris knew if dillian thomas sold him out without asking him directly as that would be telling him that info he might not have known, chris took a massive leap in thinking all of the youtulxs I had rnentioned were somehow responsible for his impriØnrnent and made threats against them saying they're down' and will •pay for what they have done') -chris I*gins using the -slue -neurotypicals' to insult and disparage non-autistic (apparently autistic people are better than non-autistic -clairns that meditation is code for masterbating -wants me to prsonally deliver a drawing (a picture of chris chan sonichu meditating with a 3rd eye in outer space, which i honestly wanna keep for myself and maybe get framed 101) to this youtut*r as a way to "humble them' and or 'bring them down' Chris was upset üut my trolly bullshit questions and I ultimately learned the lesson to only ask sorta serious questions to Chris about Chris if i want legit respnses.