Scale of Respect
Chris's Scale of Respect is presumably his method of analysing how he views people. It was mentioned in a 2004 e-mail to Mary Lee Walsh:
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
Sent: Sunday, February 01, 2004 1:22 PM
To: mwalsh@pvcc.edu
Subject: Hi again...
Mary, I've slept on it, and I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:
-I will never hang notes on the wall again.
-I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan.
-I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my scale of Respect each by 2 points (0=No Respect...10=Respect).
Please reply via E-Mail.
Christian C.
It is unknown how Mary Lee Walsh and Susan Hannifan currently sit on the Scale of Respect.
A reconstruction of the scale of respect
Although it is unsure what the scale of respect exactly looks like, chances are the following table comes close to representing it.
| Points | People who fall into this category |
|---|---|
| 10. Lots of respect. | Christian Weston Chandler |
| 9. | God; Jesus |
| 8. | Barbara Chandler |
| 7. | Bob Chandler; The President of the United States |
| 6. | Gal-Pals; Family Members; Boyfriend-free girls |
| 5. | Buddies; Average Single Men |
| 4. | Non-Single Men |
| 3. | Jerkops; Manajerks |
| 2. | Mary Lee Walsh; Wes Iseli; Jason Kendrick Howell; ScotPallazo |
| 1. No respect at all. | Trolls; 4-cent Garbage Employees; Satan |
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This article, like Chris's pickle, is a bit small. You can help CWCki by expanding it. |