Son-Chu

This "man" has a license to drive a 3-ton murder weapon on public roads. Note the Handicapped parking tag in the wind-shield. I suppose they do give those out to people that are mentally retarded or it's for his parents.

The plate reads "SONICHU", thusly ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. Ever.

The vanity plate, as seen from the comic

Much like James Bond, Chris also has a license to kill (though through his ineptitude in operating a 3-ton mobile weapon)

The Department of Motor Vehicles has yet to release an apology for the grievous lapse in judgment that constituted actually giving Christian a license.