100 2188
100_2188 is a video uploaded on 27 May 2010. Chris complains about the trolls vandalizing the CWCipedia and then tries to defend himself, saying that he is active in his community and that the trolls are losers who sit at their computers all day. He also asserts that he is STRAIGHT for the millionth time.
Chris claims that hacking someone else's "crap and stuff" is something he would never do, either forgetting or ignoring the fact that he invaded Liquid Chris's e-mail account in his pursuit of Kacey and Samantha Thaddeus's e-mail account in order to converse with Jack. He levels all manner of rage at computers and the internet, but apparently, telephones are exempt. He also decides to shut out everyone who isn't part of his "world" and from his state, which is a very Chris thing to do; as a racist manchild, he wants the world to be smaller.
His outfit in this video is a new variation on the "Trucker" costume from Some Favored Comedians and his Hook Cafe profile pictures, this time featuring a dark blue t-shirt and a black vest. Whether this represents a sea change in his fashion choices remains to be seen.
Video
| 100_2188 | |
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| Stardate | 27 May 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  CWCipedia,  Homos
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| Performance Style |  Rage
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| Shirt |  Blue with Logo,  The Trucker
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Transcript
[Chris opens the video with a sigh.]
May 27, 2010. Look. All you people who dare, who are, all you people who mock me and torment me, you trolls. I'm sick and tired of having to deal with you. You do not need to be gettin', hacking into my crap and stuff, you do not need to be doing that. And you should never do that! I would never even do that.
I am trying to improve myself. I am working on myself in real life. I am not lazy! I am no, I am not so much a manchild as I was before! And I am act-, and I am active within my community looking for new, looking for new friends to talk, to hang out with and talk to. Especially the women. I do not need to repeat myself!
[Chris dramatically removes his glasses.]
I am STRAIGHT. I love women!
[After a long pause, Chris puts his glasses on.]
And I am not going to be on the internet much because I have been turned off of the internet, because of what, because of them damn tr-, because of you damn trolls. Give me so many bad essperiences of the internet. Real life is so much beardier now, you know, you glue yourselves to your computers...
[The glasses come back off.]
...every last one of you! And y'all are becoming autistic, like! Stuck within your computers! Nobody, not, not too many people are socializing in real life anymore, they're just glued to their computers. That is not a world, that we do not need to live in. Technology is suppo-, is supposedly, supposed to improve our lives, make things easier for us. I'll tell you one thing that it is not making easier. Being sociable in real life. You need to glue, you need to get yourselves away from your computers. And your sheltered lives. And go out and socialize in real life! Talk to people! Go find yourself, go find your own sweethearts, or if you already found 'em, go t-, go talk to them and h-, and, and hang out with them, and... everything.
I do not need to have to update myself on the internet. My good name is my own good name. And nothing on the internet will change that for fact. Everything on the internet may as well be considered false. If you really want to know the truth, you have to, seem, you have to talk to me in person! In real life! Because I am not going to be pushed around anymore by anybody on the internet. Anybody outside of this state, outside of my own com-, outside of my own world. On the, on the internet, through the computer. The only ones that I will associate with and possibly entrust are those closest to me in real life. Computer-heads, go get your own life! Away from the computer!
People meeting people on the internet supposedly is an improvement in relationships, but you know what?
[Chris shakes his head vigorously.]
[After another long pause, the glasses go back on.]
Improvement on what, socially? Nothing! We're best socializing in real life, talking on the telephone! We do not need the internet and e-mails! We've become, y'all have become slaves to your own damn thing. Think about it!
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