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He also fears "gals" that have boyfriends, which he calls [[noviophobia]]. | He also fears "gals" that have boyfriends, which he calls [[noviophobia]]. | ||
In late October 2009, Chris's standards seem to have lowered yet again. Chris has become [[Rape|infatuated]] with [[Liquid Chris|Liquid Chris's]] girlfriend [[Kacey]], going so far as to say he [[I Love You Kacey|loves her]] in a grainy YouTube video, where he does not sound desperate. Days later, Chris [[10252009 For Kacey|asked her out]] via YouTube, which is a totally mature and appropriate way for a 27-year-old man to ask a woman out on a date. Although Chris has done [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|disturbing things]] in the name of [[Megan Schroeder|unrequited love]] before, and has previously been infatuated with a [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|woman]] in a committed relationship, this is Chris's first serious attempt to break up a couple for his own personal gain. To this end, he has also [[Addressing Liquid|created yet another video]] where he describes himself as <s>an abject [[Fail|failure]], a [[List of Chris's games|lifeless]] [[Monthly tugboat|sponge]], a [[The Creepy Stare|leering pervert]], and a [[Chris and reality|delusional]] manchild lacking ambition or any realistic life plan</s> a popular, attractive, even-tempered individual who makes good choices and has a strong moral compass. | |||
tl;dr: Chris now believes he can steal people's girlfriends by making crappy YouTube videos full of lies and sexual innuendo. | |||
==This Chris sounds like a stud, where do I sign up?== | ==This Chris sounds like a stud, where do I sign up?== | ||
Revision as of 16:52, 27 October 2009
Boyfriend-free girl is a peculiar turn of phrase meaning girl who is single. This is what Chris calls single white women. He wants one to make into a "Sweetheart from the Ground-Up."
Chris emphasizes the "boyfriend free" part as nearly every girl he asks out has a boyfriend for some bizarre reason. One possible explanation is that a gal pal, hoping to kindly but firmly deter Chris from hitting on her, would claim she had a boyfriend, even if she doesn't. It seems that the very presence of Chris can cause a woman to spontaneously grow a boyfriend, or jerk. Also, the fact that "boy" is the first part of what he seeks may be perpetually thwarting his attempts to stay straight.
He also fears "gals" that have boyfriends, which he calls noviophobia.
In late October 2009, Chris's standards seem to have lowered yet again. Chris has become infatuated with Liquid Chris's girlfriend Kacey, going so far as to say he loves her in a grainy YouTube video, where he does not sound desperate. Days later, Chris asked her out via YouTube, which is a totally mature and appropriate way for a 27-year-old man to ask a woman out on a date. Although Chris has done disturbing things in the name of unrequited love before, and has previously been infatuated with a woman in a committed relationship, this is Chris's first serious attempt to break up a couple for his own personal gain. To this end, he has also created yet another video where he describes himself as an abject failure, a lifeless sponge, a leering pervert, and a delusional manchild lacking ambition or any realistic life plan a popular, attractive, even-tempered individual who makes good choices and has a strong moral compass.
tl;dr: Chris now believes he can steal people's girlfriends by making crappy YouTube videos full of lies and sexual innuendo.
This Chris sounds like a stud, where do I sign up?
Click here if you wish to pursue becoming a girlfriend of Christian.