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{{Protip|"Ian Brandon Anderson", like "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAAAAAAAAAY]]", is an ancient, discredited meme which only weens use. If you need to disambiguate Christian Chandler from Christopher Duckworth in the context of the Liquid saga, use "Solid Chris" instead.}}
{{quote|I NAME IS NOT IAN! BRANNAN! SOMETHING!!! AGH!!|Chris<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref>}}
[[Image:JAELou2.jpg|thumb|An IBA Chandler sniper rifle.]]


[[Image:JAELou2.jpg|thumb|IBA Chandler sniper rifle.]]
'''Ian Brandon Anderson''' was a name given to [[Chris]] in late [[2009]] as part of an in-joke during the [[Liquid Chris]] saga. When Liquid first showed up, his gimmick was that he was supposedly the ''real'' Christian Weston Chandler, and that the CChanSonichu account on [[YouTube]] had been hacked by an impostor a short while ago, and it was the impostor who was now operating the '''IBAChandler''' account and pretending to be the real Chris. In this narrative, Ian Brandon Anderson was supposedly the real name of the impostor.
 
'''Ian Brandon Anderson''' was a name given to [[Chris]] in late [[2009]] as part of an in-joke with regards to the [[Liquid Chris]] saga. When Liquid first showed up, his gimmick was that he was supposedly the "real" Christian Weston Chandler, and that the CChanSonichu account on [[Youtube]] had been hacked by an impostor a short while ago, and it was the impostor who was now operating the IBAChandler account and pretending to be the real Chris. In this narrative, Ian Brandon Anderson was supposedly the real name of the impostor.


==The name==
==The name==
The name originated from the first three initials in Chris's new Youtube screen name. As Chris later explained, the real meaning of IBAChandler was really that it was a magnificently retarded wordplay joke, meaning "I Be A Chandler", as in "I, Christian, am one of the Chandlers". However, when Chris later uploaded [[Rollin' and Trollin']], he gave the real [[trolls]] ammunition to use against him, as they were able to support Liquid's claims of being the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Chris-Chan, whilst claiming that the actual Chris was really a troll, and using the video as proof of their claims. During this, one of the many Youtube trolls involved came up with the idea that IBA was actually an acronym for the impostor's real name, deciding that it meant Ian Brandon Anderson. Liquid himself later picked up on this and began accusing Chris of being Ian as well, leading directly into the rest of the Liquid Saga, such as the [[Singstar Challenge]] and the conflict over [[Kacey]].
[[Image:Solid Chris by Epinephrine.png|IBA, AKA "Solid Chris" as illustrated by Epinephrine on the CWCki Discord|thumb]]
The name originated from the first 3 initials in Chris's new YouTube screen name. As Chris later explained, the real meaning of IBAChandler was that it was a magnificently stupid wordplay joke, meaning "I Be a Chandler", as in "I, Christian, am one of the Chandlers" (inspired by [[Bob]]'s old license plate, which read "IBMRC" [I Be Mr. C]). However, when Chris later uploaded [[Rollin' and Trollin']], he gave the real [[trolls]] ammunition to use against him, as they were able to support Liquid's claims of being the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Chris-Chan, whilst claiming that the actual Chris was really a troll, and using the video as proof of their claims. During this, one of the many YouTube trolls involved came up with the idea that IBA was actually an acronym for the impostor's real name, deciding that it meant Ian Brandon Anderson. Liquid himself later picked up on this and began accusing Chris of being Ian as well, leading directly into the rest of the Liquid Saga, such as the [[SingStar Challenge]] and the conflict over [[Kacey]].


==Chris's reaction==
==Chris's reaction==
Of course, suggesting that Chris was anything other than the true and honest Christian Weston Chandler was a serious insult to him. Every instance of Liquid calling him Ian in [[Kacey and Liquid Call|phone calls]] or in a video would cause Chris to rage and scream about how he was the real Christian, resulting in such humorous videos as [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]] in which he screamed the infamous words "MY NAME IS NOT IAN...BRANNAN...SOMETHING!!!".
Of course, suggesting that Chris was anything other than the true and honest Christian Weston Chandler was a serious insult to him. Every instance of Liquid calling him Ian in [[Kacey and Liquid Call|phone calls]] or in a video would cause Chris to rage and scream about how he was the real Christian, resulting in such humorous videos as [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]] in which he infamously screamed about the name
 
{{quote|I NAME IS NOT IAN...[[Speech impediment|BRANNAN]]...SOMETHING! I am Christian. Weston. CHANDLER! SO IT GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL, AND CALL ME THE REAL NAME THAT HAVE GOD HAS BEEN GIVEN TO ME! And the bear at Regency Square Shopping Center during 1989...you DAMN! MOCKING! BASTARD!}}


When Chris later included Liquid as a character in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], his character's name was [[IBAChandler]], just like the Youtube screen name.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_79</ref>
Ironically, Chris's over-the-top reactions over being called Ian Brandon Anderson only helped the nickname stick even further among trolls.


Though Chris did [[tard rage]] over being called Ian several times during the Liquid saga, it should be noted that he only ever reacted to Liquid calling him as such. In spite of what they may think, [http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePCassassins faggots] commenting on Chris's Youtube channle and calling his [[14 Branchland Court|house]] to [[Prank calls|scream into his phone]] did nothing to Chris, because Chris never gave a shit about them either way. If you are one of these faggots, keep in mind;
When Chris later included Liquid as a character in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], his character's name was [[Liquid Chris|IBAChandler]], just like the YouTube screen name.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20160806063224/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_79</ref>


'''You are not important'''.
Though Chris did [[tard rage]] over being called Ian several times during the Liquid Saga, it should be noted that he only ever reacted to Liquid calling him as such. In spite of what you may think, [[weens]] commenting on Chris's YouTube channels and calling his [[14 Branchland Court|house]] to [[Prank calls|scream into his phone]] haven't done anything to Chris, because even he is aware of how childish their attempts at getting under his skin are.


==Ian Brandon Anderson today==
A [[Jail Letter - 21 October 2021|letter]] to Chris by a fan dated 21 October 2021 included the name transliterated into Perso-Arabic script at the bottom.
Today, Ian Brandon Anderson is only ever used to insult Chris with any effect by professional trolls, such as [[Alec Benson Leary]], the mastermind behind the [[Asperchu]] saga, who managed to provoke Chris's anger by including Chris as a character in the ''Asperchu'' comic, and naming the character Ian Brandon Anderson, though even this has only minimal sucess, with Chris focusing more on [[Gun Comic|violent actions]] directed towards the character, or the the inproper use of his [[Asperchu parodies|original ''Sonichu'' characters]].<ref>[[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]</ref> Any other cases of people trying to insult Chris by calling him Ian is just newfaggotry.


In conclusion, this joke is bad, and you should feel bad for using it.
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Denial: The Ian Brandon Anderson Story (trailer)
| ytid          = iS42GGu2f2o
| Stardate      = 29 [[November 2009]]
| Maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/GodAndTheBearFilms GodAndTheBearFilms]
| Subject        = Ian Brandon Anderson
| Video Type    = Moch-Trailer
}}</center>


==References==
==References==
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*[[Asperchu]] - Which used Ian jokes on occasion
*[[Asperchu]] - Which used Ian jokes on occasion
*[[Singstar Challenge]] - In which Liquid called Chris Ian several times
*[[Singstar Challenge]] - In which Liquid called Chris Ian several times
*[[Rollin' and Trollin']] - The catalyst for the originial Ian meme
*[[Rollin' and Trollin']] - The catalyst for the original Ian meme
*[[2009]] - The last time Ian jokes were relevant
*[[CWC Trollin More]] - Chris's attempt to die the Ian name down, which failed


{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}
{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}

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"Ian Brandon Anderson", like "JULAAAAAAAAAAAY", is an ancient, discredited meme which only weens use. If you need to disambiguate Christian Chandler from Christopher Duckworth in the context of the Liquid saga, use "Solid Chris" instead.
I NAME IS NOT IAN! BRANNAN! SOMETHING!!! AGH!!
Chris[1]
An IBA Chandler sniper rifle.

Ian Brandon Anderson was a name given to Chris in late 2009 as part of an in-joke during the Liquid Chris saga. When Liquid first showed up, his gimmick was that he was supposedly the real Christian Weston Chandler, and that the CChanSonichu account on YouTube had been hacked by an impostor a short while ago, and it was the impostor who was now operating the IBAChandler account and pretending to be the real Chris. In this narrative, Ian Brandon Anderson was supposedly the real name of the impostor.

The name

IBA, AKA "Solid Chris" as illustrated by Epinephrine on the CWCki Discord

The name originated from the first 3 initials in Chris's new YouTube screen name. As Chris later explained, the real meaning of IBAChandler was that it was a magnificently stupid wordplay joke, meaning "I Be a Chandler", as in "I, Christian, am one of the Chandlers" (inspired by Bob's old license plate, which read "IBMRC" [I Be Mr. C]). However, when Chris later uploaded Rollin' and Trollin', he gave the real trolls ammunition to use against him, as they were able to support Liquid's claims of being the TRUE and HONEST Chris-Chan, whilst claiming that the actual Chris was really a troll, and using the video as proof of their claims. During this, one of the many YouTube trolls involved came up with the idea that IBA was actually an acronym for the impostor's real name, deciding that it meant Ian Brandon Anderson. Liquid himself later picked up on this and began accusing Chris of being Ian as well, leading directly into the rest of the Liquid Saga, such as the SingStar Challenge and the conflict over Kacey.

Chris's reaction

Of course, suggesting that Chris was anything other than the true and honest Christian Weston Chandler was a serious insult to him. Every instance of Liquid calling him Ian in phone calls or in a video would cause Chris to rage and scream about how he was the real Christian, resulting in such humorous videos as CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!! in which he infamously screamed about the name

I NAME IS NOT IAN...BRANNAN...SOMETHING! I am Christian. Weston. CHANDLER! SO IT GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL, AND CALL ME THE REAL NAME THAT HAVE GOD HAS BEEN GIVEN TO ME! And the bear at Regency Square Shopping Center during 1989...you DAMN! MOCKING! BASTARD!

Ironically, Chris's over-the-top reactions over being called Ian Brandon Anderson only helped the nickname stick even further among trolls.

When Chris later included Liquid as a character in the Sonichu comic, his character's name was IBAChandler, just like the YouTube screen name.[2]

Though Chris did tard rage over being called Ian several times during the Liquid Saga, it should be noted that he only ever reacted to Liquid calling him as such. In spite of what you may think, weens commenting on Chris's YouTube channels and calling his house to scream into his phone haven't done anything to Chris, because even he is aware of how childish their attempts at getting under his skin are.

A letter to Chris by a fan dated 21 October 2021 included the name transliterated into Perso-Arabic script at the bottom.

Denial: The Ian Brandon Anderson Story (trailer)
Direct link Youtube, archive
Stardate 29 November 2009
Made By GodAndTheBearFilms
Subject Matter Ian Brandon Anderson
Video Type Moch-Trailer
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

References

See also