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[[Sonichu 1]]: While this is the smallest amount of screen time he's ever had in the comics, he generally steals the scene to himself, Sonichu tries to make a point about how "[[lie|creative]]" the comics are if that, and generally trying to make it seem like he deserves a girlfriend for drawing this retarded piece of [[fail]]. | *[[Sonichu 1]]: While this is the smallest amount of screen time he's ever had in the comics, he generally steals the scene to himself, Sonichu tries to make a point about how "[[lie|creative]]" the comics are if that, and generally trying to make it seem like he deserves a girlfriend for drawing this retarded piece of [[fail]]. | ||
[[Sonichu 2]]: His portrayal of [[Wes-Li Sonichu|Wes-Li]] counts, despite not really knowing Chris in [[Chris and Reality|Real life]] he still gets portrayed as a villain. He also openly admitted he didn't want Sarah to see anyone else in a text-walling portion of the comic, yet still calls Wes-Li greedy for not wanting to be a part in CWC's retarded conversations. He also draws [[Sarah]] pinning Wes-Li to a tree & breaking up with him, [[Fail|just she thought Chris being jealous of her was sweet]]. He is also drawn whining about how he lost Sarah, and essential tells Wes to "buck up", even though he's the first one to make a scream [[Hannah|when he lost a one-time date]]. [[Mary Lee Walsh]] also appears as a villain. | *[[Sonichu 2]]: His portrayal of [[Wes-Li Sonichu|Wes-Li]] counts, despite not really knowing Chris in [[Chris and Reality|Real life]] he still gets portrayed as a villain. He also openly admitted he didn't want Sarah to see anyone else in a text-walling portion of the comic, yet still calls Wes-Li greedy for not wanting to be a part in CWC's retarded conversations. He also draws [[Sarah]] pinning Wes-Li to a tree & breaking up with him, [[Fail|just she thought Chris being jealous of her was sweet]]. He is also drawn whining about how he lost Sarah, and essential tells Wes to "buck up", even though he's the first one to make a scream [[Hannah|when he lost a one-time date]]. [[Mary Lee Walsh]] also appears as a villain. | ||
[[Sonichu Special 4]]: He, generally steals [[Kacey]] from [[Liquid]], for "not treating her right", busts into the house (note that Kacey doesn't seem to be in any real danger), and friggin' shoots a disarmed Liquid with a [[Megatron pistol|gun]], and draws Kacey's military family telling [[lies|praises]] about Chris, and generally negative comments towards Liquid. | *[[Sonichu Special 4]]: He, generally steals [[Kacey]] from [[Liquid]], for "not treating her right", busts into the house (note that Kacey doesn't seem to be in any real danger), and friggin' shoots a disarmed Liquid with a [[Megatron pistol|gun]], and draws Kacey's military family telling [[lies|praises]] about Chris, and generally negative comments towards Liquid. | ||
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Revision as of 00:05, 26 November 2009
Of everything that makes Chris Chris, his ego is one of the most dangerous traits. His ego has gotten so big that he outright refuses to surrender to anything, believe that potential sweethearts are actually trolls and that his comics are actually shitty. It's this ego that may one day lead to someone playing Kick the Autistic.
Origins of the ego
As pointed out in the Chris and Fame page, Chris's ego has been formed and tempered by many things: coddling by his mother, Barbara, his victory in the Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes and the fact that he uses his autism as a crutch. Because of his mother, he believes that everything bad that happens to him is the fault of someone else--be it Mary Lee Walsh and the villainous jerkops, slanderous trolls, the school board, or whomever else the Chandler parents told him was bad and wrong. Because of his stroke of dumb luck in the Sonic contest, he feels that he is destined to win everything with the most minimal of efforts. He believes he can get away with winning these contests because he has autism and deserves special treatment.
Additionally, he has taken his frequent mentions in the press, largely about his obsession with video games, to mean he has become famous.
His interactions with people have also formed his ego. After being kicked out of class at PVCC, he decided he needed a girlfriend, but because of a dream and women not liking a man that smells of sweat and Axe, he set a ridiculously high goal in life for himself. In the process, he refused to interact with men of any type, because they're all JERKS who have taken all the girls and left none for him. He feels that security guards are nothing more than jerkops because they interfere with his Love Quest when they're actually doing their job and that trolls have nothing better to do than to torture him and need to GET A LIFE, when Chris is the one staying at home, drawing shitty comics in an attempt to get china.
War against the ego
A major foe against Chris's ego are white knights. These waste of time and breath brave heroes have attempted to get through to Chris's head and get him to understand that what he's doing is ridiculous and that he needs to grow up. Instead, he brushed them all aside, ignoring their calls. One of the more popular white knights, Vivian Gee, became a troll because she couldn't get through Chris's stupid head.
When asked to get real, psychiatric help, Chris has told others that his church counselor, Rocky Shoemaker, is enough for him, that she could do so much more than someone with, oh, we don't know, someone with an actual degree in that field?
Whenever trolls do something that make him crash into slumber, Chris always finds a way to spring back up. When he left PandaHalo, he immediately came back with "another" gal-pal, Chloe, who was quickly replaced with Julie not more than 24 hours later. When Kacey cut off all contact from Chris and married Liquid, Chris whimpered and whined about wanting her back, until the papers for his copyright came in and he was proudly showing them off to the rest of the world and gloating, not a tear in sight.
People may find a way to knock Chris down, but he'll always find a way to stand back up.
As far as the Comic goes
See also: Sub-Episodes
While Issue 0 and Issue 1 do focus on Sonichu, Chris-Chan takes over as the main character throughout Issue 2, Issue 5, Issue 6 and Issue 7, which Sonichu as a supporting character, and even when he does appear, he's shouting some retarded praises about Chris. Issue 8 and Issue 9 sees Sonichu taking back his major role as the main character, but he's basically just a Mary-Sue analogy for Chris. He also portrays himself as skinny and handsome (although this doesn't happen till said Issue 2). and will pull powers out of his ass if he has too. He even makes several episodes that dramatize events he had in real-life, with the extreme self indulging fantasies that are described below:
The various ways Chris-Chan shows his ego in the comics:
- Sonichu 1: While this is the smallest amount of screen time he's ever had in the comics, he generally steals the scene to himself, Sonichu tries to make a point about how "creative" the comics are if that, and generally trying to make it seem like he deserves a girlfriend for drawing this retarded piece of fail.
- Sonichu 2: His portrayal of Wes-Li counts, despite not really knowing Chris in Real life he still gets portrayed as a villain. He also openly admitted he didn't want Sarah to see anyone else in a text-walling portion of the comic, yet still calls Wes-Li greedy for not wanting to be a part in CWC's retarded conversations. He also draws Sarah pinning Wes-Li to a tree & breaking up with him, just she thought Chris being jealous of her was sweet. He is also drawn whining about how he lost Sarah, and essential tells Wes to "buck up", even though he's the first one to make a scream when he lost a one-time date. Mary Lee Walsh also appears as a villain.
- Sonichu Special 4: He, generally steals Kacey from Liquid, for "not treating her right", busts into the house (note that Kacey doesn't seem to be in any real danger), and friggin' shoots a disarmed Liquid with a gun, and draws Kacey's military family telling praises about Chris, and generally negative comments towards Liquid.
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