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(Based on Urban Dictionary, there is nothing suggesting that "gal pal" is synonymous with "fag hag." But nice try.)
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[[Image:0487-CWC18th18.jpg|thumb|right|200 px|Chris's gal pals at his [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday party]]. From left to right: [[Sarah Hammer]], [[Kellie Andes]], ? , Miranda, Friend Brought Along, Tiffany.]]
[[Image:0487-CWC18th18.jpg|thumb|right|200 px|Chris's gal pals at his [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday party]]. From left to right: [[Sarah Hammer]], [[Kellie Andes]], ? , Miranda, Friend Brought Along, Tiffany.]]
A friend who is not a true and honest sweetheart. Chris claims to have a lot of these in [[Manchester_High_School | high school]]. He has also claimed that [[Megan]] said she loved him so we know his grip on reality isn't very strong.  
 
A [[gal pal]] is a friend who is not a true and honest sweetheart. Chris claims to have a lot of these in [[Manchester_High_School | high school]]. He has also claimed that [[Megan]] said she loved him so we know his grip on reality isn't very strong.  


In typical Chris style, he has managed to drive every single gal-pal away. Chris believes that due to all his "Gal Pals" he had his pick of the girls to make his sweetheart and that he missed out on the [[Sweetheart|oppurtunities]] during [[high school]], oblivious that these girls probably associated with him due to pity rather than desiring a real friendship with Chris.  
In typical Chris style, he has managed to drive every single gal-pal away. Chris believes that due to all his "Gal Pals" he had his pick of the girls to make his sweetheart and that he missed out on the [[Sweetheart|oppurtunities]] during [[high school]], oblivious that these girls probably associated with him due to pity rather than desiring a real friendship with Chris.  

Revision as of 14:54, 23 June 2009

Chris's gal pals at his 18th birthday party. From left to right: Sarah Hammer, Kellie Andes, ? , Miranda, Friend Brought Along, Tiffany.

A gal pal is a friend who is not a true and honest sweetheart. Chris claims to have a lot of these in high school. He has also claimed that Megan said she loved him so we know his grip on reality isn't very strong.

In typical Chris style, he has managed to drive every single gal-pal away. Chris believes that due to all his "Gal Pals" he had his pick of the girls to make his sweetheart and that he missed out on the oppurtunities during high school, oblivious that these girls probably associated with him due to pity rather than desiring a real friendship with Chris.


A complete list of Chris's current gal-pals

THERE ARE NONE, LOL



The CWC-tionary

Relationships: Attraction Location | Boyfriend-free girl | Darling | Dating education | Friend Zone | Gal-pal | Heart Level | Homos | Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor | Love Quest | Noviophobia | SLGBTQ | Sweetheart | Sweetheart from the Ground-Up

Sex: China | Comeuppance | Duck | JULAY | Mass debating | Negligent | Pedofork | Pickle | Recycling | Soul Bonding | Virgin with rage | Virginia is for Virgins | Women's rights

Himself: Biological clock | Butt garments | Captain's Log | Christian Love Day | DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS | Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies | Honest Content | I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD | Monthly tugboat | Muscle bra | Random-access humor | Saga | Scale of Respect | Tomgirl |

Stressors: 4-cent_garbage | GOPony | HEXBox | JERKS | Jerkops | Kick the Autistic | Manajerks | Naïve | Niggos | Pmurt | Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens | Slow-in-the-minds | Tobacky

Fantasies: Curse-ye-ha-me-ha | Dimension | Fangs | Godjesus | Iron Curtain | OC | Un-clit

Comics: Anchuent Prophecy | Da Update | Electric Hedgehog Pokemon | Nombie-zazis | Parody | Rosechu | Sonichu | Sub-Episodes | Sweetbolt


See also: Chris and English | List of phrases Chris copied from media