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[[Image:0487-CWC18th18.jpg|thumb|right|200 px|Chris's gal pals at his [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday party]]. From left to right: [[Sarah Hammer]], [[Kellie Andes]], Sarah Bevell , Miranda, Friend Brought Along, [[Tiffany Gowen]].]] | [[Image:0487-CWC18th18.jpg|thumb|right|200 px|Chris's gal pals at his [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday party]]. From left to right: [[Sarah Hammer]], [[Kellie Andes]], Sarah Bevell , Miranda, Friend Brought Along, [[Tiffany Gowen]].]] | ||
A [[gal pal]] is [[Christian Weston Chandler| Christian's]] [[CWC-isms | CWC-ism]] for a female friend who is not a true and honest sweetheart. Chris claims to have had a lot of these in [[Manchester_High_School | high school]]. He has also claimed that [[Megan]] said she loved him, so we know his grip on reality isn't very strong. | A [[gal pal]] is [[Christian Weston Chandler| Christian's]] [[CWC-isms | CWC-ism]] for a female friend who is not a true and honest sweetheart. Chris claims to have had a lot of these in [[Manchester_High_School | high school]]. He has also claimed that [[Megan]] said she loved him, so we know his grip on [[Chris and reality|reality]] isn't very strong. | ||
Chris opted for gal-pals in lieu of having male friends due to the belief that hanging out with other males would turn him [[homos | gay]]. Because Chris blatantly refused to socialize with other males like himself throughout his school years, he has adopted rather feminine traits and mannerisms (Such as assuming the cowgirl sexual position during the sex tape video, or having a collection of My Little Ponies), oblivious to the fact that what might be acceptable for the females would be considered taboo in the eyes of other guys. | Chris opted for gal-pals in lieu of having male friends due to the belief that hanging out with other males would turn him [[homos | gay]]. Because Chris blatantly refused to socialize with other males like himself throughout his school years, he has adopted rather feminine traits and mannerisms (Such as assuming the cowgirl sexual position during the sex tape video, or having a collection of My Little Ponies), oblivious to the fact that what might be acceptable for the females would be considered taboo in the eyes of other guys. |
Revision as of 15:03, 13 August 2009
A gal pal is Christian's CWC-ism for a female friend who is not a true and honest sweetheart. Chris claims to have had a lot of these in high school. He has also claimed that Megan said she loved him, so we know his grip on reality isn't very strong.
Chris opted for gal-pals in lieu of having male friends due to the belief that hanging out with other males would turn him gay. Because Chris blatantly refused to socialize with other males like himself throughout his school years, he has adopted rather feminine traits and mannerisms (Such as assuming the cowgirl sexual position during the sex tape video, or having a collection of My Little Ponies), oblivious to the fact that what might be acceptable for the females would be considered taboo in the eyes of other guys.
In typical Chris style, he has managed to drive every single gal-pal away. Chris believes that due to all his "Gal Pals" he had his pick of the girls to make his sweetheart and that he missed out on the opportunities during high school, oblivious that these girls probably associated with him due to pity rather than desiring a real friendship with Chris.
A complete list of Chris's current gal-pals