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It is unknown how Mary Lee Walsh and Susan Hannifan currently sit on the Scale of Respect.
It is unknown how Mary Lee Walsh and Susan Hannifan currently sit on the Scale of Respect.
==A reconstruction of the scale of respect==
Although it is unsure what the scale of respect exactly looks like, chances are the following table comes close to representing it.
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!Points
!People who fall into this category
|-
|10. Lots of respect.
|Christian Weston Chandler
|-
|9.
|God; Jesus
|-
|8.
|Barbara Chandler
|-
|7.
|Bob Chandler; The President of the United States
|-
|6.
|Gal-Pals; Family Members; Boyfriend-free girls
|-
|5.
|Buddies; Average Single Men
|-
|4.
|Non-Single Men
|-
|3.
|Jerkops; Manajerks
|-
|2.
|Mary Lee Walsh; Wes Iseli; Jason Kendrick Howell; ScotPallazo
|-
|1. No respect at all.
|Trolls; 4-cent Garbage Employees; Satan
|}





Revision as of 13:25, 24 June 2009

Chris's Scale of Respect is presumably his method of analysing how he views people. It was mentioned in a 2004 e-mail to Mary Lee Walsh:

From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
Sent: Sunday, February 01, 2004 1:22 PM
To: mwalsh@pvcc.edu
Subject: Hi again...

Mary, I've slept on it, and I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:

-I will never hang notes on the wall again.
-I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan.
-I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my scale of Respect each by 2 points (0=No Respect...10=Respect).

Please reply via E-Mail.

Christian C.


It is unknown how Mary Lee Walsh and Susan Hannifan currently sit on the Scale of Respect.


The CWC-tionary

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Sex: China | Comeuppance | Duck | JULAY | Mass debating | Negligent | Pedofork | Pickle | Recycling | Soul Bonding | Virgin with rage | Virginia is for Virgins | Women's rights

Himself: Biological clock | Butt garments | Captain's Log | Christian Love Day | DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS | Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies | Honest Content | I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD | Monthly tugboat | Muscle bra | Random-access humor | Saga | Scale of Respect | Tomgirl |

Stressors: 4-cent_garbage | GOPony | HEXBox | JERKS | Jerkops | Kick the Autistic | Manajerks | Naïve | Niggos | Pmurt | Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens | Slow-in-the-minds | Tobacky

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Comics: Anchuent Prophecy | Da Update | Electric Hedgehog Pokemon | Nombie-zazis | Parody | Rosechu | Sonichu | Sub-Episodes | Sweetbolt


See also: Chris and English | List of phrases Chris copied from media