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'''Grace Baptist Church''' was [[Chris]]'s church until he got kicked out on 17 [[March 2008]]. | '''Grace Baptist Church''' was [[Chris]]'s church until he got kicked out on 17 [[March 2008]]. | ||
[[Lordsillynipples]] had emailed Chris in September 2008 asking him why he got kicked out of Grace Baptist Church, and Chris responded with the following: "Pastor John Hartless did not like my views I've expressed in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|my video I did on my 25th Birthday]], and he found the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] page."<ref name="ED Talk page">[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Talk:Chris-chan/Archive4#Church_Search The ED Chris-Chan article talk page, Archive 4]</ref> Taking into account the fact that Chris started his "war" with ED on the sixteenth, as well as his constant threats to [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|use his congregation as a personal army]], it's not hard to deduce that he linked Pastor [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|H[e]artless]] to his ED page in the hope that he'd sic his flock on us and wound up getting himself banned. However, it should be obvious | [[Lordsillynipples]] had emailed Chris in September 2008 asking him why he got kicked out of Grace Baptist Church, and Chris responded with the following: "Pastor John Hartless did not like my views I've expressed in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|my video I did on my 25th Birthday]], and he found the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] page."<ref name="ED Talk page">[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Talk:Chris-chan/Archive4#Church_Search The ED Chris-Chan article talk page, Archive 4]</ref> Taking into account the fact that Chris started his "war" with ED on the sixteenth, as well as his constant threats to [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|use his congregation as a personal army]], it's not hard to deduce that he linked Pastor [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|H[e]artless]] to his ED page in the hope that he'd sic his flock on us and wound up getting himself banned. However, it should be obvious to any non-manchild that this plan [[CWC Update 29 July 2009|backfired]], proving that [[godjesus|God]] indeed does exist. | ||
When publicly asked about his old church a little more than a year later, Chris claimed that the pastor "did a background check" and merely found a few images of girls in bikinis on Chris's [[Facebook]] page.<ref name="CWCiki, Mailbag 14">[[Mailbag 14]]</ref> | When publicly asked about his old church a little more than a year later, Chris claimed that the pastor "did a background check" and merely found a few images of girls in bikinis on Chris's [[Facebook]] page.<ref name="CWCiki, Mailbag 14">[[Mailbag 14]]</ref> | ||
Revision as of 08:52, 7 August 2010
Grace Baptist Church was Chris's church until he got kicked out on 17 March 2008.
Lordsillynipples had emailed Chris in September 2008 asking him why he got kicked out of Grace Baptist Church, and Chris responded with the following: "Pastor John Hartless did not like my views I've expressed in my video I did on my 25th Birthday, and he found the ED page."[1] Taking into account the fact that Chris started his "war" with ED on the sixteenth, as well as his constant threats to use his congregation as a personal army, it's not hard to deduce that he linked Pastor H[e]artless to his ED page in the hope that he'd sic his flock on us and wound up getting himself banned. However, it should be obvious to any non-manchild that this plan backfired, proving that God indeed does exist.
When publicly asked about his old church a little more than a year later, Chris claimed that the pastor "did a background check" and merely found a few images of girls in bikinis on Chris's Facebook page.[2]
Chris now attends Wesley Foundation Methodist Church, which seems to tolerate his bullshit more than Grace Baptist Church did.