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'''Grace [[Wikipedia:Baptists|Baptist]] Church''' (now '''New Hope Community Church'''), located in Woodbrook Shopping Center, [[Charlottesville]]<ref>[http://cvilletomorrow.typepad.com/charlottesville_tomorrow_/2007/12/grace_baptist.html]</ref>, was [[Chris]]'s church until he was kicked out on 17 [[March 2008]].  
'''Grace [[Wikipedia:Baptists|Baptist]] Church''' (now '''New Hope Community Church'''), located in Woodbrook Shopping Center, [[Charlottesville]]<ref>[http://cvilletomorrow.typepad.com/charlottesville_tomorrow_/2007/12/grace_baptist.html]</ref>, was [[Chris]]'s church until he was kicked out on 17 [[March 2008]].  


In September [[2008]], Chris claimed that "Pastor John Hartless did not like my views I've expressed in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|my video I did on my 25th Birthday]], and he found the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] page."<ref name="ED Talk page">[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Talk:Chris-chan/Archive4#Church_Search The ED Chris-Chan article talk page, Archive 4]</ref> Taking into account the fact that Chris started his "war" with ED on 16 September 2008, as well as his constant threats to [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|use his congregation as a personal army]], it's not hard to deduce that he linked Pastor [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean‎|H[e]artless]] to his ED page in the hope that he'd sic his flock on us and wound up getting himself banned. However, it should be obvious to any non-manchild that this plan [[CWC Update 29 July 2009|backfired]], proving that [[godjesus|God]] indeed does exist.
In September [[2008]], Chris claimed that "Pastor John Hartless did not like my views I've expressed in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|my video I did on my 25th Birthday]], and he found the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] page."<ref name="ED Talk page">[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Talk:Chris-chan/Archive4#Church_Search The ED Chris-Chan article talk page, Archive 4]</ref> Taking into account the fact that Chris started his "war" with ED on 16 September 2008, as well as his constant threats to [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|use his congregation as a personal army]], it's not hard to deduce that he linked Pastor [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean‎|H[e]artless]] to his ED page in the hope that he'd sic his flock on the website. However, it should be obvious to any non-manchild that this plan [[CWC Update 29 July 2009|backfired]], proving that [[godjesus|God]] indeed does exist.


When publicly asked about his old church a little more than a year later, Chris claimed that the pastor "did a background check" and merely found a few images of girls in bikinis on Chris's [[Facebook]] page.<ref name="CWCiki, Mailbag 14">[[Mailbag 14]]</ref>
When publicly asked about his old church a little more than a year later, Chris claimed that the pastor "did a background check" and merely found a few images of girls in bikinis on Chris's [[Facebook]] page.<ref name="CWCiki, Mailbag 14">[[Mailbag 14]]</ref>

Revision as of 11:38, 15 February 2011

Grace Baptist Church, Charlottesville

Grace Baptist Church (now New Hope Community Church), located in Woodbrook Shopping Center, Charlottesville[1], was Chris's church until he was kicked out on 17 March 2008.

In September 2008, Chris claimed that "Pastor John Hartless did not like my views I've expressed in my video I did on my 25th Birthday, and he found the ED page."[2] Taking into account the fact that Chris started his "war" with ED on 16 September 2008, as well as his constant threats to use his congregation as a personal army, it's not hard to deduce that he linked Pastor H[e]artless to his ED page in the hope that he'd sic his flock on the website. However, it should be obvious to any non-manchild that this plan backfired, proving that God indeed does exist.

When publicly asked about his old church a little more than a year later, Chris claimed that the pastor "did a background check" and merely found a few images of girls in bikinis on Chris's Facebook page.[3]

Chris now attends Wesley Foundation Methodist Church, which seems to tolerate his bullshit more than Grace Baptist Church did.

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See also:

The places of Chris's life

Chris's homes: 14 Branchland Court (Chris's room | Chris's kitchen | Yard | 2014 house fire) | Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments | Surreywood Subdivision | Newberry Towne Subdivision | Rental House | Regency Inn Richmond | Central Virginia Regional Jail | Western State Hospital | Big Island house

Chris's education: Greene County Primary School | James Madison University | Providence Middle School | Nathanael Greene Elementary School | Manchester High School | Piedmont Virginia Community College (not to be confused with Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens)

Chris's churches: Grace Baptist Church | Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church

Chris's jobs: Cutco Cutlery | Wendy's | Books-a-million | Toys “R” Us | Sonichu Entertainment of America

Other attraction locations: University of Virginia | Charlottesville Fashion Square (Abercrombie & Fitch | Chick-fil-A | Pac Sun | Starbucks) | Wal-Mart (McDonald's) | Target | The GAMe PLACe | Impulse Gay Social-Club | Fridays After Five

Conventions: Animate! Raleigh | Anime Mid-Atlantic | BronyCon (2017 • 2018 • 2019) | MAGfest | OmegaCon | TooManyGames

Other places Chris has visited: Anytime Fitness | Best Buy | Burger King | Country Cookin | "Create-a-Crear Workshop" | Cville Pride | The End Games | GameStop | Golden Corral | McIntire Park | Region Ten | Snooky's Pawn Shop | Taco Bell


Cities of the World: Albemarle County (Advance Mills) | Bedford County (Big Island) | Charlottesville | Chesterfield County (Midlothian) | Greene County (Barboursville | Ruckersville | Stanardsville) | Harrisonburg | Lynchburg | Richmond

Countries of the World: Australia | Australatina | China | Confederate States | England | Finland | Germany | Italy | Iraq | Japan | Mexico | Molvanîa | Niger | Spain | Russia | United States (California | District of Columbia | Maryland | North Carolina | Ohio | Pennsylvania | Texas | Virginia | Washington)

Extra-terrestrial locations: Dimensions | The Moon | The Sun


Map of Chris's World