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{{quote|yet AGAIN I am waiting for my next tugboat from my Social before I can even pay a Website to Host me and grant me a better .com domain name than sonichu.com|Chris to [[Miyamoto]]}} | {{quote|yet AGAIN I am waiting for my next tugboat from my Social before I can even pay a Website to Host me and grant me a better .com domain name than sonichu.com|Chris to [[Miyamoto]]}} | ||
The '''monthly tugboat''' is [[Chris]]'s euphemism for his Social Security Disability check. Chris receives $750 a month, with $450 going to his parents for room and board. The rest of it goes to [[LittleBigPlanet|video games]] and [[sex toys]]. However $300 | The '''monthly tugboat''' is [[Chris]]'s euphemism for his Social Security Disability check. Chris receives $750 a month, with $450 going to his parents for room and board. The rest of it goes to [[LittleBigPlanet|video games]] and [[sex toys]]. However $300 was no where near close enough to satisfy Chris's desire to purchase porn and video games as of now he has at least $2000 of Credit card debts. | ||
By the advice of his [[Bob Chandler|father]], Chris doesn't get a job because the tugboat gives him more money overall. This is explained in the audio below. Your tax dollars at work, people. | By the advice of his [[Bob Chandler|father]], Chris doesn't get a job because the tugboat gives him more money overall. This is explained in the audio below. Your tax dollars at work, people. | ||
Revision as of 21:19, 17 June 2009
| “ | yet AGAIN I am waiting for my next tugboat from my Social before I can even pay a Website to Host me and grant me a better .com domain name than sonichu.com | ” |
| Chris to Miyamoto | ||
The monthly tugboat is Chris's euphemism for his Social Security Disability check. Chris receives $750 a month, with $450 going to his parents for room and board. The rest of it goes to video games and sex toys. However $300 was no where near close enough to satisfy Chris's desire to purchase porn and video games as of now he has at least $2000 of Credit card debts.
By the advice of his father, Chris doesn't get a job because the tugboat gives him more money overall. This is explained in the audio below. Your tax dollars at work, people.
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