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[[Image: | [[Image:Monthly_Tugboat.jpg|thumb|right|What Chris believes a monthly tugboat is. Your tax dollars at work, gentleman.]] | ||
{{quote|yet AGAIN I am waiting for my next tugboat from my Social before I can even pay a Website to Host me and grant me a better .com domain name than sonichu.com|Chris to [[Miyamoto]], complaining about how long his free money is taking}} | {{quote|yet AGAIN I am waiting for my next tugboat from my Social before I can even pay a Website to Host me and grant me a better .com domain name than sonichu.com|Chris to [[Miyamoto]], complaining about how long his free money is taking}} | ||
Revision as of 11:35, 5 November 2009
| “ | yet AGAIN I am waiting for my next tugboat from my Social before I can even pay a Website to Host me and grant me a better .com domain name than sonichu.com | ” |
| Chris to Miyamoto, complaining about how long his free money is taking | ||
The monthly tugboat is Chris's euphemism for his Social Security Disability check. Chris receives $800 a month, with $450 going to his parents for room and board. The rest of it goes to either video games or straight up his ass. However $300 was nowhere near close enough to satisfy Chris's desire to purchase porn and video games. As of July he has at least $2000 of credit card debt, including on cards he stole from his parents.
On the advice of his father, Chris doesn't get a job because the tugboat gives him more money overall. Your tax dollars at work, people.
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