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Revision as of 17:36, 4 March 2010
Charlottesville, VA is, for most Americans, the home of Thomas Jefferson's home Monticello and the University of Virginia. For Christian Weston Chandler, C-ville (as he calls it) is home to Charlottesville Fashion Square, The GAMe PLACe, and various other stores he is banned from.
The town is so quaint that they drew a interactive map of the place so that it looks like a low budget 80's theme park. According to the map the entrance of the town is guarded by the world's biggest knight.
Ride the racist roller-coaster Y'all!
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| Location: | Charlottesville, VA |
| Coordinates: | 38°1′48″N 78°28′44″W |
| Classification: | Independent city |
| Date established: | 1762 |
| Population: | 45,049 |
| Zip/post code: | 22901-22908 |
| Area code: | 434 |
| Website: | http://www.charlottesville.org/ |
| Also known as: | C-ville |
| Produces: | Political discord, indie music and somewhere for people in Ruckersville to go |
| Current relevance: | Chris stalks people at various retail locations. |
Map
Charlottesville and the outside world
Look up Charlottesville on a map of Virginia or the eastern seaboard at large and its isolation becomes clear. The next largest city nearby is Richmond, 75 miles to the southeast. The Washington, DC area is more than 100 miles to the northeast. To the north, south, and west lie wide expanses of not very much at all, unless you count the strip of small towns along the I-81 corridor that runs up Virginia's western border.
Chris's accounts of his life to date show no evidence that he's ever seen much of the world outside the Charlottesville area. When he was a teenager, his family temporarily relocated to Chesterfield county, a semi-rural region south of Richmond, but that hardly counts as a change of scenery compared to his home suburb of Ruckersville, as the two areas are practically indistinguishable. His trip to Ohio in search of Julie, and a brief visit with his brother Cole Smithey in California, are the longest journeys he's ever taken away from his birthplace.
C-ville
| “ | And when you diss CWCville you disf—you diss every "C-ville" within these United States. | ” |
| Chris, Do Not Dis C Ville | ||
C-ville is a CWC-ism referring to every town in the United States that begins with a 'C' but more specifically Charlottesville, VA as well as his fictional town CWCville. From how he originally (surprise, surprise! He picked up on the term when teenage hipsters decided that saying "C-ville" instead of Charlottesville sounded "cool") uses C-ville it is clear that he wished to use the term to link him defending his fictional town to his supposed patriotism. Essentially insulting Sonichu means you are insulting CWCville which means you are insulting C-ville which means you hate America.
People from Seville, Spain are rumored to be currently wondering what to do with Ricardo's dastardly comparison.