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[[Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|thumb|left|The toys that started it all.]]
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The seeds of CWCville were planted early into Chris's life. At some point, Chris put all of his completed LEGO kits, original LEGO creations, and various handmade Sonichu items together on one table in his room. The first official CWCville media was made in 2001.<ref>[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]</ref> After toying with more phonetic spellings "Cwicville" and "Cwickville," Chris settled on "CWCville"<ref>[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]</ref> in 2003. This spelling consecutively features the initials of his full name and its pronunciation must be explained to others, indicative of CWCville's nature as a self-serving and insular fantasy.  
The seeds of CWCville were planted early into Chris's life. At some point, Chris put all of his completed [[LEGO]] kits, original LEGO creations, and various handmade Sonichu items together on one table in his room. The first official CWCville media was made in 2001.<ref>[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]</ref> After toying with more phonetic spellings "Cwicville" and "Cwickville," Chris settled on "CWCville"<ref>[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]</ref> in 2003. This spelling consecutively features the initials of his full name and its pronunciation must be explained to others, indicative of CWCville's nature as a self-serving and insular fantasy.  


Chris has repeatedly associated CWCville with Charlottesville, VA, likely the largest and most familiar urban environment in his life. Chris has presented footage of Charlottesville as footage of CWCville.<ref>[[Rollin' and Trollin']]</ref> He has stated that CWCville is as important and worthy of respect as every American city that begins with "C," but mentioned only Charlottesville by name, calling it "the most important one" of these "C-Villes."<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref> CWCville is said to have an annual Dogwood Festival,<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_32]</ref> also an annual Charlottesville tradition. This association further illustrates Chris's narrow perception of the outside world.
Chris has repeatedly associated CWCville with Charlottesville, VA, likely the largest and most familiar urban environment in his life. Chris has presented footage of Charlottesville as footage of CWCville.<ref>[[Rollin' and Trollin']]</ref> He has stated that CWCville is as important and worthy of respect as every American city that begins with "C," but mentioned only Charlottesville by name, calling it "the most important one" of these "C-Villes."<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref> CWCville is said to have an annual Dogwood Festival,<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_32]</ref> also an annual Charlottesville tradition. This association further illustrates Chris's narrow perception of the outside world.

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“ I'm still the mayor of CWCville. There is no elections. ”
Chris-chan Discusses...

CWCville (pronounced: [kwɪkvɪɫ], "quick-ville") is Chris's imaginary world, a refuge from harsh reality where all his wishes, ideas and fantasies become true.

Overview

This is what a typical city looks like after being nuked. (Note the "SS" runes.)

CWCville is the setting of Sonichu, a city in Virginia of which Chris is Mayor for life. CWCville is where Chris portrays friends and enemies from his real life in scenarios altered to reflect his bias toward himself. As his ideal metropolitan community, CWCville illustrates Chris's poor understanding of how a city actually functions. Like everything else that appears in his comic, Chris believes CWCville to actually exist in a parallel universe.[1] Chris has claimed to be mayor of CWCville "IN REAL LIFE."[2] As an entity Chris believes to be real, CWCville is a coping mechanism used to compensate for his unsatisfying actual life.

Chris is greatly concerned by people who are misinformed about any detail of CWCville or conclude that it is anything but "a clean, secure, orderly and safe city."[3] After being coerced into declaring Billy Mays the new Mayor of CWCville,[4] Chris repeatedly stated that this was not true.[5][6][7] In his willingness to educate, and his confusion at negative reactions to his answers, Chris seems to think that anyone who understands what CWCville is like will love it.

The toys that started it all.

The seeds of CWCville were planted early into Chris's life. At some point, Chris put all of his completed LEGO kits, original LEGO creations, and various handmade Sonichu items together on one table in his room. The first official CWCville media was made in 2001.[8] After toying with more phonetic spellings "Cwicville" and "Cwickville," Chris settled on "CWCville"[9] in 2003. This spelling consecutively features the initials of his full name and its pronunciation must be explained to others, indicative of CWCville's nature as a self-serving and insular fantasy.

Chris has repeatedly associated CWCville with Charlottesville, VA, likely the largest and most familiar urban environment in his life. Chris has presented footage of Charlottesville as footage of CWCville.[10] He has stated that CWCville is as important and worthy of respect as every American city that begins with "C," but mentioned only Charlottesville by name, calling it "the most important one" of these "C-Villes."[11] CWCville is said to have an annual Dogwood Festival,[12] also an annual Charlottesville tradition. This association further illustrates Chris's narrow perception of the outside world.

Government

Map of CWCville area. Notice how Sonic's house is bigger than the entirety of Pallet Town. Also, if you look at Station Square, you'll notice Chris's obsession with the World Trade Center.

Chris has repeatedly revised and clarified the nature of CWCville's government in an effort to avoid it being criticized as dysfunctional or unfair by trolls without forfeiting the power he feels entitled to.

After his forced declaration of Billy Mays becoming the new Mayor of CWCville was properly reversed, Chris's policy became that there "is no elections" in CWCville.[13] Following backlash from that comment, Chris claimed CWCville could not be a dictatorship because Chris inherited the town from its founder, his father. Chris went on to add that other government positions, including a Town Council that advises the Mayor, were elected by popular vote. Chris decided that this made CWCville democratic enough to be neither a dictatorship nor a monarchy.[14]

Artist's depiction of CWCville's beloved Mayor.

The laws of CWCville fully represent Chris's fickle desires. Possession of alcohol or tobacco was banned in CWCville[15] until June 2009.[16] Chris declared "NO GAY SEX" was allowed in CWCville and that this law was enforced by Magi-Chan psychically monitoring all of CWCville's citizens for homosexual thoughts.[17] Chris backpedaled on the idea only when Mailbag responses on the issue made it more trouble than it was worth to him.[18] All of CWCville's Sonichus and Rosechus are immune to prosecution.[19] In Sonichu 10, Chris is not charged for the destruction of the 4 Cent Garbage building and killing and injuring hundreds. Sean, Mao, Alec and Evan are unfairly tried, and personally executed by their victims and their families. Mary Lee Walsh is imprisoned indefinitely without a trial, while all of the Jerkops and Manajerks she psychically controlled were freed without a trial.

Chris's social services are generous to impractical extremes. All of CWCville's Sonichus and Rosechus earn an average of $3,500 a month from a government salary.[20] CWCville's police force has its own tanks and a division of the U.S. Army.[21] CWCville homeless shelters are "hotels WITH soup kitchens" known as "Soup Hotels," offering food and a room with a bed, bathroom and cable television to every visitor, free of charge.[22] [23]

See also

Sauces

  1. ↑ Chris and reality#Fantasy and fiction
  2. ↑ ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)
  3. ↑ Mailbag 35#Except when half of it gets destroyed by giant robots
  4. ↑ March 2009
  5. ↑ Mumble 11
  6. ↑ CWC Update 1 July 2009
  7. ↑ [1]
  8. ↑ The City of Cwicville Tour!
  9. ↑ Animal Crossing Documentary
  10. ↑ Rollin' and Trollin'
  11. ↑ Do Not Dis C Ville
  12. ↑ [2]
  13. ↑ Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Billy Mays
  14. ↑ Mailbag 34#The government totally sucks.
  15. ↑ Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008
  16. ↑ Rollin' and Trollin'
  17. ↑ Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck
  18. ↑ Mailbag 37#Backpedaling
  19. ↑ Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3
  20. ↑ Mailbag 21#Home economics
  21. ↑ Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3
  22. ↑ Mailbag 18#Chris on the homeless
  23. ↑ Mailbag 20#This still implies that CWCville has a massive homeless problem

Links

Locations in the CWCverse

CWCville:

Main sights (map): CWCville City | CWCville Park | CWCville Mall (CWCville Mayoral Office | Full list of stores) | Jungle/Mountain Areas (Chameleon Cult Jungle Dojo | Wild Sonichu's Treehouse) | Subdivision Areas (14 Brunchville Lane) | Target Mini-Marts | Walmart Mini-Marts

Other places of note: Billy Mays Tower | Bolyn High | CWC-Cola Bottling Company | CWCee Dees | CWCville Beach (Pier 969) | CWCville Baptist Church | CWCville General Hospital | CWCville Studios | CWCville University | Cwick-Circuit City | Cwick City Gym | Double-CWC Hotel | KCWC | Layla's Apartment | Local Coffee Shop | Pokemon Center | Samuel Memorial United Christian Church | Sarah's Apartment Complex | Simonla Rosechu's Rabbit Hole | True Blue St. (CWCville Police Dept. 11th Precinct)

Environs (map): Giovanni's Gym/Base | Kel's House | Pallet Town | Sonic's House | Station Square | Zapbud Fields

The Axis of Slaweel: Clarksville, Tennessee (4-cent_garbage.com HQ) | Cly's Mansion | Dark Mirror Hole | Doctor Robotnik's Base | Get-Tar Region | Giovanni's Gym/Base | Mal-Wart Region (M-C-Dville) | The Moon | Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (High School District) | Sho-Mall Region (Fa-Square) | Viridian City

Other places: Destiny Cave | Mysterious Rainbow Island | Mysterious Mountain | Nabe's Dojo-Shin | New Island | The Ocean | Parodyse Isle | RuleCWC | Time Void

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