CWCville
| “ | I'm still the mayor of CWCville. There is no elections. | ” |
| Chris-chan Discusses... | ||
CWCville (pronounced: [kwɪkvɪɫ], "quick-ville") is Chris's imaginary world, a refuge from harsh reality where all his wishes, ideas and fantasies become true.
| CWCville | |
|---|---|
| Flag (Ceremonial) | 
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| Flag (National) | The national flag of CWCville. |
| Location | Virginia, U.S. |
| Coordinates | Unknown, possibly the same as Charlottesville in a parallel universe |
| Date established | Fictional: 1982 Real world: 2000 |
| Population | Large. Mixed population of humans, Pokémon, and ripoffs |
| Political Ideology | Chandlerian Fascism/National Socialism |
| Area code | N/A, communication system relies on classified Nintendo DS link |
| Website | None (formerly cwcville.com) |
| Also known as | Chris's mind, Soviet CWCistan, The People's Democratic Republic of CWCville, Hell, etc.. |
| Exports | Excessive undeveloped characters, blatant ripoffs, autistic manchildren, semen, nuclear weapons |
| Current relevance | Main location of events in the Sonichu universe |
Overview
CWCville is the setting of Sonichu, a city in Virginia of which Chris is Mayor for life. CWCville is where Chris portrays friends and enemies from his real life in scenarios altered to reflect his bias toward himself. As his ideal metropolitan community, CWCville illustrates Chris's poor understanding of how a city actually functions. Like everything else that appears in his comic, Chris believes CWCville to actually exist in a parallel universe.[1] Chris has claimed to be mayor of CWCville "IN REAL LIFE."[2] As an entity Chris believes to be real, CWCville is a coping mechanism used to compensate for his unsatisfying actual life.
Chris is greatly concerned by people who are misinformed about any detail of CWCville or conclude that it is anything but "a clean, secure, orderly and safe city."[3] After being coerced into declaring Billy Mays the new Mayor of CWCville,[4] Chris repeatedly stated that this was not true.[5][6][7] In his willingness to educate, and his confusion at negative reactions to his answers, Chris seems to think that anyone who understands what CWCville is like will love it.
The seeds of CWCville were planted early into Chris's life. At some point, Chris put all of his completed LEGO kits, original LEGO creations, and various handmade Sonichu items together on one table in his room. The first official CWCville media was made in 2001.[8] After toying with more phonetic spellings "Cwicville" and "Cwickville," Chris settled on "CWCville"[9] in 2003. This spelling consecutively features the initials of his full name and its pronunciation must be explained to others, indicative of CWCville's nature as a self-serving and insular fantasy.
Chris has repeatedly associated CWCville with Charlottesville, VA, likely the largest and most familiar urban environment in his life. Chris has presented footage of Charlottesville as footage of CWCville.[10] He has stated that CWCville is as important and worthy of respect as every American city that begins with "C," but mentioned only Charlottesville by name, calling it "the most important one" of these "C-Villes."[11] CWCville is said to have an annual Dogwood Festival,[12] also an annual Charlottesville tradition. This association further illustrates Chris's narrow perception of the outside world.
Government
Chris has repeatedly revised and clarified the nature of CWCville's government in an effort to avoid it being criticized as dysfunctional or unfair by trolls without forfeiting the power he feels entitled to.
After his forced declaration of Billy Mays becoming the new Mayor of CWCville was properly reversed, Chris's policy became that there "is no elections" in CWCville.[13] Following backlash from that comment, Chris claimed CWCville could not be a dictatorship because Chris inherited the town from its founder, his father. Chris went on to add that other government positions, including a Town Council that advises the Mayor, were elected by popular vote. Chris decided that this made CWCville democratic enough to be neither a dictatorship nor a monarchy.[14]
The laws of CWCville fully represent Chris's fickle desires. Possession of alcohol or tobacco was banned in CWCville[15] until June 2009.[16] Chris declared "NO GAY SEX" was allowed in CWCville and that this law was enforced by Magi-Chan psychically monitoring all of CWCville's citizens for homosexual thoughts.[17] Chris backpedaled on the idea only when Mailbag responses on the issue made it more trouble than it was worth to him.[18] All of CWCville's Sonichus and Rosechus are immune to prosecution.[19] In Sonichu 10, Chris is not charged for the destruction of the 4 Cent Garbage building and killing and injuring hundreds. Sean, Mao, Alec and Evan are unfairly tried, and personally executed by their victims and their families. Mary Lee Walsh is imprisoned indefinitely without a trial, while all of the Jerkops and Manajerks she psychically controlled were freed without a trial.
Chris's social services are generous to impractical extremes. All of CWCville's Sonichus and Rosechus earn an average of $3,500 a month from a government salary.[20] CWCville's police force has its own tanks and a division of the U.S. Army.[21] CWCville homeless shelters are "hotels WITH soup kitchens" known as "Soup Hotels," offering food and a room with a bed, bathroom and cable television to every visitor, free of charge.[22] [23]
See also
Sauces
- ↑ Chris and reality#Fantasy and fiction
- ↑ ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)
- ↑ Mailbag 35#Except when half of it gets destroyed by giant robots
- ↑ March 2009
- ↑ Mumble 11
- ↑ CWC Update 1 July 2009
- ↑ [1]
- ↑ The City of Cwicville Tour!
- ↑ Animal Crossing Documentary
- ↑ Rollin' and Trollin'
- ↑ Do Not Dis C Ville
- ↑ [2]
- ↑ Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Billy Mays
- ↑ Mailbag 34#The government totally sucks.
- ↑ Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008
- ↑ Rollin' and Trollin'
- ↑ Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck
- ↑ Mailbag 37#Backpedaling
- ↑ Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3
- ↑ Mailbag 21#Home economics
- ↑ Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3
- ↑ Mailbag 18#Chris on the homeless
- ↑ Mailbag 20#This still implies that CWCville has a massive homeless problem
