100 2267
100 2267 is one of three videos Chris uploaded on 7 October 2010. In this video, Chris decides to insult Clyde Cash by making an overblown impression of him and imitating his fake tan by dressing up in blackface, as well as Clyde's characteristic hairstyle by slicking his hair back. Chris probably used copious amounts of AXE hair gel along with the natural grease that's already soaked into his hair.
And in yet another display of racism, throughout the video he imitates the stereotypical "kissy-face" of a guido. Though this is correct for who he's trying to portray, when the hell is he gonna learn?
Then, all of a sudden, he starts rambling about how he deserves to die and about how he raped Panda.
Video
| 100 2267 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 7 October 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Trolls,  Rumors
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| Performance Style |  Crazy,  Rage
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| Saga |  Clyde Cash
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| Shirt |  Pity Shirt
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Transcription
[Off camera]-eep.
[Jumps into view, face covered in brown paint and wearing a white t-shirt with "I GOT WHAT I DESERVE" on it]
[Strange, relatively low-pitched voice] Heeeeey, folks! It's me, Clyde Cash. I am the ruler of the internet and the internet trolls. I am an adulterous foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot who spends his time wallowing and trolling the one Christian Weston Chandler, and making up a whole bunch of dadgum rumors all over the internet! [Raises arms angrily] I am a phenomenon! And you know what, I am a spawn of spatan so I got what I deserve! Nothing! Nothing very good, nothing good, nothing decent, I have no... sense of pride for myself, because I got everything handed to me on a silver platter, I raped his Australian girlfriend! And then married her! And now I have a one cent daughter. I am AN IDIOT!!
[Voice changes suddenly, gets harsher] Rule over me, watch over me! Seriously, take me down! I want you to kill me, Clyde Cash! Kill me now! Kill me now, I don't want to live this life of being a spawn of Satan anymore! Aaaaah!
See also
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