Rental House

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The rental house in June 2014.

After the infamous house fire incident at 14 Branchland Court in January 2014, Christian Weston Chandler, his mom, Clover and Snoopy, and the surviving Chandler Cats have moved to a temporary rental house. The rent is being paid by their insurance company while the damage to 14BC is assessed.

An eBay listing photo of the violin, posted on 22 Jun 2014, shows boxes of Lego and what appears to be rodent feces on the carpet in the background.

Based on GPS coordinates that diligent Christorians found in the EXIF data of a photo which Chris submitted to the Lego Awesome Alliance competition page[1], the house appears to be located in Barboursville, VA, a small unincorporated community on the outskirts of Charlottesville. However, Chris still seems to be receiving mail at his old address, as shown in his gifts and giftcard begging on Facebook, and on shipping labels on boxes seen in photos taken within the rental house[2].

It's not known exactly what the Chandlers managed to save of their hoarded possessions, but Chris seems to have brought with him his PS3, at least one of his 3DS, and the melted ruins of his Lego "replica" of Manchester High. Since settling in, Chris has gone on a Lego spending spree, rebuilt the high school, and cluttered the house with dozens of new Lego sets for ongoing projects. Photos of the interior depict an accumulation of boxes and a filthy carpet. The house also has internet access and a computer, which Chris will no doubt use to post incriminating info on Facebook with moronic glee.

As of June 2014 the signs of Chandler habitation are already setting in, as Chris has been posting pictures of his merchandise on eBay... with rodent droppings clearly visible on the carpet. Chris denies this, of course. And, as anyone who's been observing him for any length of time knows, Chris would argue black was white if it meant saving face, although it's also possible that after years of living in his own filth, a carpet covered in rat shit and toy boxes is Chris's standard for cleanliness. This might also suggest that some, if not all, of the Chandler cats may have died before, since or in the house fire, as they would easily solve the rat problem. Or, they may be just as lazy as Chris, so take your pick.

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