Kacey
Kacey (full name Kacey Yulia "Dee" Devoria) (born 30 June 1983) is a sweetheart to CChanSonichuCWC (Liquid Chris) who became embroiled in the conflict between her lover and Ian Brandon Anderson (Solid Chris). She has a "fun", "caring" personality, as he believes all women do. As the real Chris is oft to note, she really cares for him, mayunn!
Background
Basically, Ian became enraged with jealousy that CChanSonichuCWC could have a girlfriend while he couldn't, so he conspired to steal her away in a series of devious phonecalls in which he pretended to be Liquid, and told her that he would put his penis in between her breasts and come all over her. He also planned to follow this act by licking his comeuppance off of her and recycling it with her. For a straight man it's interesting that his first time would still involve recycling his own semen, thus putting his orientation into question once again. Happily, he never got his chance as she quickly "realized" that Ian was trying to trick her.
Of note, this is probably one of the most blatant and irrefutable lies the false Chris has perpetrated. In his utter hatred of Liquid, it is he himself that becomes remains the imposter in a desperate and misguided attempt to steal Liquid's girlfriend. Also of note, Solid does a piss-poor job impersonating Liquid, and Kacey has to literally correct him half the time to keep him from breaking his own charade. The worst is when his infamous narcissism kicks in, and he ends up defending "Solid" Chris' clothing, weight, and stupid fucking haircut. For her part Kacey actually flubs her lines quite a bit, forgetting that she's not supposed to know it's not the "real" Chris. Fat Chris, of course, never notices.
As revealed by Ian in the video Greetings to Kaceys folks, Kacey's parents are Mr and Mrs D. (Devoria).
Kacey is the middle child of her parents, a military couple. Her father is retired military, her mother works in government affairs. She has an older brother, Kale, also military, and a younger sister, Kara, who is a freshman in college. Kacey is rumored to be attending university in Washington D.C., living nearby in an apartment with male roommates. Her family lives in the suburbs of Virginia. She is majoring in Nursing and Biology.
Contact with Ian
On 03 August 2009, Ian sent Kacey For Kacey from CWC to prove that he is the real Chris.
On 04 August 2009, Ian created CWC - Hand Drawn Original to reveal his true, fat self.
Kacey was very hurt by the fact that Ian tried to trick her into going to his house. What he was planning to do if she did show up on his door is anyone's guess. In all likelihood he expected her to actually dump her longtime boyfriend for him once he proves he's the One, True and Honest creator of Sonichu and Rosechu. That, or put on a brown shirt and paper medallion and hope she never notices the glaring differences while he eats his own navy off of her.
On 15 August 2009, she posted a video announcing ChanSonichuCWC's disappearance and felt distraught and heartbroken over the event, calling the police and going as far as to withdraw herself from their marriage.
On 20 August 2009, she posted another video announcing that the police believed the kidnapping was a hoax, and asked for peace while hoping for the real Chris's return.
No word from Kacey since the return of her beloved husband, but it's safe to assume they're catching up with the hours upon hours of sexing he's been forced to miss out on due to Ian's abduction and rape of Chris. In Ian's Adressing Liquid video he suggests that Kacey is his close "gal-pal", and implies that he still pines for her. Liquid himself has said that Kacey had apparently forgiven Ian for his earlier deceit, and was in fact well on her way to falling in love with Ian. Ian officially proclaimed his love for her in the creatively titled video, "I Love You Kacey" where, if Ian is to be believed, apparently Kacey has stayed in contact with Ian this whole time and the two became rather close. He also says that he saw her "In Person." It has been confirmed they met twice at the Fashion Square Mall.
With his video, 10252009 For Kacey, Ian has graduated to an official Love Quest in his desperate attempt to steal Kacey from her husband. With For Chris No 2, Ian has either moved on to the full delusion that Kacey is trying to leave Chris for him, or she's actually dissatisfied with her current relationship and longs for the strong, doughy arms of the red-shirted imposter. Since she's totally not a troll, there's a serious risk that the True Chris will soon lose his lady love to the deceitful Ian. It's possible Kacey just has a thing for striped shirts, which the true and original Chris has stopped wearing since he got a real job and moved out of his parents' house.
UPDATE: Ian has convinced himself that she's in love with him, not Chris. He also believes Kacey's rendition of A Whole New World was for him, when it was vaguely titled "For Chris." Their relationship seemed to be going swimmingly, until Chris got into some kind of argument with Kacey's father, putting his chances at true, honest love in peril and sending Kacey back to Liquid.
Marriage
Liquid and Kacey will be getting married November 11, 2009, at 2 pm EST. It will be a very small wedding ceremony with their families and a few select friends.
See also
External links
- MidnightKissable, Kacey's YouTube channel
- The complete phone call between Chris and Kacey