Jail Call - 10 January 2022
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Delusion disclosure: This article or section takes place during Chris's phase of role-playing as Jesus Christ. He may refer to his Christine Chandler personality and physical body in the third person by using terms such as "soul partner". |
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PROTIP:
The caller of this phone call is attempting to give money to Chris in jail. No matter how good your intentions may be, do not do this.
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On 10 January 2022, Chris got a call from jail from the Onion Farms user Zombo.
Some highlights of this call include:
- Chris briefly talks about global warming, and how it is affecting people during This Viral Event.
- Chris attempts to give parenting advice for the caller regarding how he can help his kids during the COVID-19 pandemic.
- The caller talks about plans to send Chris money.
- In addition, Chris tells him to contact Kenneth Englehardt by making an account on the Onion Farms.
The Call
| Chris's third jail call | |
| Stardate | 10 January 2022 |
| Saga |  Jail
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Transcript
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Recording: Press 1 to receive incoming call.
Zombo: Mm.
Recording: Press 2...
Recording: If you would like to...
Recording: Thank you for using Securus. You may start the conversation now.
Zombo: [coughs] Hey, good afternoon Christine. How you doin' today?
[Chris says something which is extremely faint and unintelligible]
Zombo: Oh yeah, goin' through it?
[Chris says something]
Zombo: Good. I'm doin' OK, um, December was a bit of a rough month. Um... had a few deaths, people I know, just- in rapid succession, so I've kind of been depressed, but... um, y'know I'm just tryin' to, tryin to stay positive.
[Chris speaks. He is faint at first but gradually becomes louder.]
Chris: ...197 on that earth... or otherwise, if that was unavailable, your souls get reincarnated and you're somebody else on [unclear] earth at this point, because we don't have much time left on this one. I mean, I even heard on the radio about more and more children getting inf- infected, so that's an obvious sign right there.
Zombo: Yeah.
Chris: I also heard this on the radio recently, that, apparently, uh, it got so warm up in the Antarctic, not only are the ice caps and bodies of ice melting, but, for the very first time, they recorded regular, not freezing, REGULAR RAIN.
Zombo: You know, I've heard that too, and I'm, um, I've been hearing that for years, there's actually, in like the North Pole there's like warm spots where it's like green grass and stuff.
Chris: Well, that- that does not surprise me too much.
Zombo: It's kinda crazy, ain't it? Everyone knows what's going on, but nobody's willing to, you know, give it any attention.
Chris: Yeah, it makes a lot more- to just, quote, "global warning" is the divine event. Of course, with, uh, Judgment Day on those left behind, and the collective shift and all that.
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