The Oversized Drinking Straw

'Nuff said.

Gentlemen.

v • d • e Relics of Fail

Identity	Business card • Classic Shirt • Medallions • Amnyfest Ring • "CWC on TV" DVD • Son-Chu • Christine Doll • Skylanders avatar • Love is Love comic • Magic stones • Goddess Log • Jail Letter Gifts

Love Quest	Attraction Sign ♥️ Red String of Fate ♥️ Heart Torch ♥️ Plush boobs ♥️ Sailor Moon poster ♥️ Naru

Transgender	Muscle bra • Un-clit • Frozen semen samples • Negligee

Toys	Commodore 64 • PlayStation consoles (PS Move • PSEye) • Wii Remote of Fail • Pokéwalker • Li'l Chris • Gitar • Z-Ring

Art	Sonic Totem • Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares • Drinking Straw • Scrapbook • Hand-drawn Nintendo Power • iDea Book Case • Autographed Photos • Sonichu Amiibo • Schooldesk

Rage	Megatron pistol • Pocket knife • Clown Doll • Lego Voodoo torture chamber • Pepper spray • Apology Letters • Unban contracts • Pmurt effigy • Baseball bat

Fashion	$400 gold necklace • Anime Wings • Belt buckle • Pedo-Glasses • I'm Done Adulting t-shirt • Hair • Unicorn cosplay

Other	Apple products‎‎ • Treadmill

Shrines of Fail	The Wall of Originals (list) • The Megan Shrine

The Holy Fails	Autism papers • Crumple-Lope • Transcripts and report cards • Manchester High Leaks

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