Virgin with rage

WHY?

“	Tell me why/ I'm stuck as a virgin with rage / Tell me why / I so need a cute girl my age	”
So Need a Cute Girl

Virgin with rage is Chris's self-description of his state as a virgin. Some sort of a catch phrase that CWC has now made his own. Its origins stem from the fact that this retard is indeed (and will forever be) a virgin, and such condition renders him helpless, thus utilizing the "rage" adjective to describe the feeling that this evokes.

Chris is very self-conscious about being a virgin, and will frequently bring up this subject even when in casual conversation.

Hormonal rage

Chris is probably semi-conscious of the fact he will be a virgin forever. Obviously, this much repressed sexual energy, when combined with autism, means that Chris is ready to snap at any point. Only mass debating keeps him from playing Counter Strike IRL.

“	Sometimes I would want to touch her shoulder or back, feel her hair or give her a hug. I hold those urges back, because I care about her. And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself.	”
Chris, on how he could fly off the handle

Despite his claims that he was "holding back", the emails with Megan disagree, and describe instances of him doing exactly what he says: touching her hair, touching her shoulder, giving her random and unwanted hugs, etc. Even going so far as to cornering her and trying to kiss her. All of these constitute as sexual harassment by law. She must have had the patience of a saint to not report him.

Likewise, in a Facebook message between Chris and a young man named Joshua Alba:

“	I've thought of a funny message for a Valentine's Day card. On the outside, "Please Be Mine", and on the inside, "My hormones are slam-banging, and I do not have a woman to put them in." I am not a sex freak; I'm just lonesome and sometimes horny.	”
Chris, Facebook messages, January 10 at 12:28 a.m

See also

• Chris and sex
• Chris and anger