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I just used it to wash my hands! And I use it in the shower! To [[Mass debating|wash myself vigorously!]] I certainly do not use any animals, my own [[Semen|jizz]], or anything else other than Oil of Olay brand bars of soap. And [[Axe]] body wash. And shampoo, and conditioner. Available in anti-dandruff form! But anyway, Oil of Olay. Softer, smoother skin in a week, and makes you very clean. Have a nice day!
 
I just used it to wash my hands! And I use it in the shower! To [[Mass debating|wash myself vigorously!]] I certainly do not use any animals, my own [[Semen|jizz]], or anything else other than Oil of Olay brand bars of soap. And [[Axe]] body wash. And shampoo, and conditioner. Available in anti-dandruff form! But anyway, Oil of Olay. Softer, smoother skin in a week, and makes you very clean. Have a nice day!
  
[''Chris throws up a [[CWCville|Nazi]] salute and turns off the camera.'']
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==References==
 
==References==

Latest revision as of 18:31, 18 September 2019

Anti Troll Movement Video1 is a video Chris uploaded on 26 September 2010. He "sings" the same song about trolls featured in his heavily plagiarized Flipnote animation Don'tGetTrolled!, apparently in hopes of promoting an "Anti-Troll Cyber Bully Movement". Surprisingly, Chris was able to recite the lyrics with a good deal of accuracy, even though he completely missed the original point of the song--the point of which is advice that Chris could particularly use.

After he sings the song, Chris pads out the video for a minute to, completely contrary to the alleged topic of the video and having nothing to do with anti-trolling, lists the "sponsors" of his video, including ModNation Racers, and a bar of Olay soap. Considering he is wearing the same T-shirt he wore the day before, his promotion of personal hygiene products is rather ironic.

Description

Original song from FlipNote Hatena user 8-BIT.

http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016?in=user

Video

Anti Troll Movement Video1
Stardate 26 September 2010
Subject Matter TrollsTrolls Trolls, RumorsRumors Rumors
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy, SmugSmug Smug
Shirt BrickFest 2000Brickfestshirt.png BrickFest 2000
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
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Oil of Olay brand bar soap... Softer, smoother skin in a week or so! And, not only that, it gets you clean, and it makes you smell good.
Chris on the benefits of washing

Transcript

[Chris turns on the camera and steps a pace back.]

[theatrically] And now, a very, encouraging, song.

[Another step back with a head twitch, and begins singing "You've Been Trolled" to the tune of "Be Our Guest" from Disney's Beauty and the Beast]

Youuuu've beeeen trolled
You've been trolled
You have PROB-ly been told
Don't reply...

Haben Sie einen schönen Tag, mein Führer.

[He turns away and reaches for a crudely-drawn picture of a troll, which he holds up through the song and after.]

...to this guy
He is just getting a rise
Out of you
Yes, it's true
You respond and that's his cue
You start trouble on the double
While he strokes his manly stubble

You've been trolled
You've been trolled
You should probably just fold
When the only winning move is not to plaaaay

Then you keep on trying
Endlessly replying
You've been trolled
You've been trolled
Havenicedaaay!

[Song ends.]

This video, portraying and projecting the Anti-Troll Cyber Bully Movement...

[He puts down the troll picture.]

...has been brought to you by ModNation Racers and...

[He holds up a box of soap.]

...Oil of Olay brand bar soap, and other things. Softer, smoother skin in a week or so! And, not only that, it gets you clean, and it makes you smell good...

[Chris drops the soap.]

I just used it to wash my hands! And I use it in the shower! To wash myself vigorously! I certainly do not use any animals, my own jizz, or anything else other than Oil of Olay brand bars of soap. And Axe body wash. And shampoo, and conditioner. Available in anti-dandruff form! But anyway, Oil of Olay. Softer, smoother skin in a week, and makes you very clean. Have a nice day!

[Chris throws up a Nazi salute and turns off the camera.]

References


Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV Chris's videos New Address
Videos for trolls

Clyde Cash: Plea to Clyde | Chris Comes Out of the Closet | Vibrator destruction video | The proof | BACK THE FUCK OFF | Secret Weapon | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | YouTube Finale | A CWC Audition | Chris Calls Clyde Out | Sign destruction video | Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris loses it | War paint video | Response to Gregg | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | Apology for doing WTC | No More Jokes | To Clyde and Jack | Don't Mess With Me | I am Clyde Cash | Chris has no creativity | Chris "executes" Clyde

Other trolls: We're Being Watched | Naïve YouTubers | A near public apology | Rollin' and Trollin' | CWC Trollin More | It's UGH! | Chris humps his PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE | Forgiveness Blessings | Curse the Trolls | Ultimatum for Vivian | Chris dispels videogame rumors | To Clyde and Jack | Multiple challenge | Asperchu fury | Surfshack Tito | A message to the Trolls | Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | Chris Drops the N-Bomb | I Pimp My Ride | Chris tells the trolls | Sonichu copyrights | Stardate, August 27, 2010 | ItIsFinished | Anti Troll Movement Video1 | Don't make the Grimace sad | I am Alec Benson Leary | Calling Out videos | Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada

Lady Managers: Doxing Jeff/Francine | Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology. | Update 1/17/2016 | Jeff is Beyond Denounced. |

Idea Guys: Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World! | Cherokean Chant | Smashing | Get Out, You D*** Nazis! | All Star | Chris slaps himself | Chris lost Crystal | Tour of Chris's House III | Dick Licker; that is I. | One-Hundred! | I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms