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'''''God of War''''' is a [[video game]] series for the various [[Sony]] consoles. [[Chris]] is a huge fan, especially of '''''God of War III''''' for the [[PS3]]. As of [[2010]] it is one of his most favorite games, along with ''[[LittleBiGPlanet]]''.
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[[Image:KratosBra.png|thumb|The hero of the series, Kratos. His ugly pecs are [[muscle bra|covered per Chris's standards of decency]].]]


In stark contrast to the [[LittleBigPlanet|casual]] and [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|more]] [[Sonic_the_Hedgehog|kid]]-[[Pokemon|friendly]] [[Animal_Crossing|titles]] Chris has been known to enjoy, the ''God of War'' series is known for its [[Sonichu_10#Forgiveness....3F|violence]], [[Sandy_Rosechu|gore]], and [[Honest_content|mature]] storylines based on elements of [[Homo|Greek]] mythology. When taking this into account, along with his recent endorsement of ''[[Brutal Legend]]'' and love of the ''Saw'' series of movies,<ref>From [[Mumble_6#Movies|Mumble Chat 6]].</ref> one could assume that Chris has a wider variety of tastes than [[Trolls|most]] give him credit for; however, it is more likely that he plays for the [[Hanky_panky|sex]]-themed quicktime event in the early stages of the game, where mashing buttons elicits [[Bob_Walks_In|moans]], [[Stress_sigh|groans]], and a [[Camerawork#Focus|shaking screen]].  
'''''[[Wikipedia:God of War (series)|God of War]]''''' is a popular [[Sony]] [[video game]] series. [[Chris]] is a huge fan, especially of ''God of War III'' for the [[PS3]]. It was one of his favorite games of [[2010]], along with ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' and ''[[LittleBiGPlanet]]''.  


It can also be reasoned that playing the game is yet another way for him to verify his masculinity and the fact that he is a big grown-up man. Indeed; many children plays violent, overly masculine game meant for a mature audience, in order to prove that they are a member of the vaguely defined group known as "cool guys", which mostly consists of people older than them, and if the "cool guys" thinks something is awesome, like, say, a game wherein you - in graphic and gory detail - brutally mutilate creatures from Greek mythology and have sex with hot chicks in the process, the kids will think it is awesome too, and go buy it without any questions being asked. Chris, being essentially a 7-year old, trapped in a obese, smelly man's body, is no different.
==''God of War'' and Chris==
In stark contrast to the [[LittleBigPlanet|casual]] and [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|more]] [[Sonic_the_Hedgehog|kid]]-[[Pokémon|friendly]] [[Animal Crossing|titles]] Chris has been known to enjoy, the ''God of War'' series is known for its [[Sonichu_10#Forgiveness....3F|violence]], [[Sandy_Rosechu|gore]], and [[Honest_Content|mature]] storylines based on elements of Greek and Norse mythology.  


The games greatly "[[plagiarism|inspired]]" [[Collosal Chan]]'s final battle against [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in the [[comic]].<ref>From [[Sonichu_10#The_Final_Countdown|Sonichu 10]]</ref>
There are two likely conclusions that can be reached from Chris's enjoyment of the ''God of War'' series:
*The first takes his enjoyment of the game, endorsement of ''[[Brutal Legend]]'', and love of the ''[[Saw]]'' franchise<ref>From [[Mumble_6#Movies|Mumble 6]]</ref> to assume that Chris has a wider variety of tastes than [[Trolls|most]] give him credit for.
*The more likely conclusion, however, is that he plays to [[Mass_debating|see]] the [[Chris and sex|sex]]-themed quicktime event in the early stages of the game (where mashing buttons elicits [[Bob_Walks_In|moans]], [[Stress_sigh|groans]], and a [[Chris and cinematography#Focus|shaking screen]]), as well as to verify his [[Homos#Defenses_against_becoming_a_homo|masculinity]] and [[Chris and remorse|maturity]]. Many children play violent and overly masculine games for mature audiences, thinking this proves that they are "one of the cool (older) kids." They often mimic/parrot whatever the "cool kids" think is awesome – for example, playing a game where the main character brutally mutilates creatures from Greek mythology, while bedding hot chicks in the process. Chris, being essentially a 7-year old trapped in an obese, smelly man's body, is no different.
 
Chris discussed ''God of War'' on [[Chris's Big Night Out|his Big Night Out]].
 
[[Collosal Chan]]'s final battle against [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in the [[comic]] was directly "[[plagiarism|inspired]]" by the ''God of War'' games (ditto the Collosal Chan character in general).<ref>From [[Sonichu_10#The_Final_Countdown|''Sonichu'' #10]]</ref> That battle was surprisingly non-violent, especially considering the gory murder-execution of the [[Asperpedia]] Four later in the [[Sonichu 10|same issue]].
 
Chris signed on to vandalize the [[CWCki]] around the height of his interest in ''God of War'', as his chosen account name was [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|GodofThunderGodofWar]]. Amusingly, this somewhat predicted the eventual direction of the series to go from exclusively covering Greek Mythology to Norse Mythology, as depicted in ''{{w|God of War (2018 video game)|God of War}}'' (2018) and ''{{w|God of War: Ragnarok}}'' (the latter of which features Thor, the Norse God of Thunder, as an antagonist to Kratos).
 
Bananasauros asks to play ''God of War'' in [[Sonichu_11|''Sonichu'' #11]].
 
Chris has yet to fully try out the later ''God of War'' games released on the [[PS4]] onward; his PSN history shows he owns the 2018 installment, but has barely even touched it compared to other games. Whether this is due to his tastes changing, or the sex minigames no longer being included is unknown.
 
==See also==
*[[GodJesus]]
*[[Collosal Chan]]
*[[Video games]]


==References==
==References==
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==External links==
==External links==
*''[[wikipedia:God of War (series)|God of War]]'' series on [[Wikipedia]]
*''[[wikipedia:God of War (series)|God of War]]'' series at [[Wikipedia]]
 
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The hero of the series, Kratos. His ugly pecs are covered per Chris's standards of decency.

God of War is a popular Sony video game series. Chris is a huge fan, especially of God of War III for the PS3. It was one of his favorite games of 2010, along with ModNation Racers and LittleBiGPlanet.

God of War and Chris

In stark contrast to the casual and more kid-friendly titles Chris has been known to enjoy, the God of War series is known for its violence, gore, and mature storylines based on elements of Greek and Norse mythology.

There are two likely conclusions that can be reached from Chris's enjoyment of the God of War series:

  • The first takes his enjoyment of the game, endorsement of Brutal Legend, and love of the Saw franchise[1] to assume that Chris has a wider variety of tastes than most give him credit for.
  • The more likely conclusion, however, is that he plays to see the sex-themed quicktime event in the early stages of the game (where mashing buttons elicits moans, groans, and a shaking screen), as well as to verify his masculinity and maturity. Many children play violent and overly masculine games for mature audiences, thinking this proves that they are "one of the cool (older) kids." They often mimic/parrot whatever the "cool kids" think is awesome – for example, playing a game where the main character brutally mutilates creatures from Greek mythology, while bedding hot chicks in the process. Chris, being essentially a 7-year old trapped in an obese, smelly man's body, is no different.

Chris discussed God of War on his Big Night Out.

Collosal Chan's final battle against Mary Lee Walsh in the comic was directly "inspired" by the God of War games (ditto the Collosal Chan character in general).[2] That battle was surprisingly non-violent, especially considering the gory murder-execution of the Asperpedia Four later in the same issue.

Chris signed on to vandalize the CWCki around the height of his interest in God of War, as his chosen account name was GodofThunderGodofWar. Amusingly, this somewhat predicted the eventual direction of the series to go from exclusively covering Greek Mythology to Norse Mythology, as depicted in God of War (2018) and God of War: Ragnarok (the latter of which features Thor, the Norse God of Thunder, as an antagonist to Kratos).

Bananasauros asks to play God of War in Sonichu #11.

Chris has yet to fully try out the later God of War games released on the PS4 onward; his PSN history shows he owns the 2018 installment, but has barely even touched it compared to other games. Whether this is due to his tastes changing, or the sex minigames no longer being included is unknown.

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References

  1. ↑ From Mumble 6
  2. ↑ From Sonichu #10

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