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This "man" has a license to drive a 3-ton murder weapon on public roads. Note the Handicapped parking tag in the wind-shield. I suppose they do give those out to people that are mentally retarded or it's for his parents.
This "man" has a license to drive a 3-ton murder weapon on public roads. Note the Handicapped parking tag in the wind-shield. I suppose they do give those out to people that are mentally retarded or it's for his parents.
The plate reads "SONICHU", thusly ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. Ever.


[[Image:VanityPlateComic.jpg|thumb|right|The vanity plate, as seen from the comic]]
[[Image:VanityPlateComic.jpg|thumb|right|The vanity plate, as seen from the comic]]
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[[Image:License.jpg|thumb|right|Much like James Bond, Chris also has a license to kill (though through his ineptitude in operating a 3-ton mobile weapon)]]
[[Image:License.jpg|thumb|right|Much like James Bond, Chris also has a license to kill (though through his ineptitude in operating a 3-ton mobile weapon)]]


Whoever the fuck gave him a driver's license needs firing!!!
The Department of Motor Vehicles has yet to release an apology for the grievous lapse in judgment that constituted actually giving Christian a license.


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Revision as of 17:33, 23 March 2009

Chrischanscar.jpg

This "man" has a license to drive a 3-ton murder weapon on public roads. Note the Handicapped parking tag in the wind-shield. I suppose they do give those out to people that are mentally retarded or it's for his parents.

The plate reads "SONICHU", thusly ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. Ever.

The vanity plate, as seen from the comic
Much like James Bond, Chris also has a license to kill (though through his ineptitude in operating a 3-ton mobile weapon)

The Department of Motor Vehicles has yet to release an apology for the grievous lapse in judgment that constituted actually giving Christian a license.