The Sons of the Miscreants

Chris's recent failings have helped CWCki gather more information for this article. Be a winner by adding this information in. This new information can be found from the following sources: • Discord screenshots in a Kiwi Farms thread on MKRNightVee. See the "Full discord caps" spoiler at end of post.

NOTE: Chris was not directly involved in this conversation.

This page contains excerpts of chats from The Sons of the Miscreants Discord server. In the server's "the-sons-of-the-miscreantscult-of-clyde" channel, MKRNightVee recruited users to pose as CPUs to chat with Chris and discussed some of her interactions with Chris. The dates of the chats are unknown but occurred prior to 21 January 2019 when screenshots were uploaded to Kiwi Farms.

Megan

MKR describes how Chris had wanted to use her to get in contact with Megan Schroeder but MKR declined out of concern for Megan.

MKRNightVee

Chris asked me to "befriend" her and help him resume communication. I politely declined. That poor woman has been through enough of chris's bullshit

pathetic

doesnt she have an etsy store? (edited)

MKRNightVee

She has a Facebook?

Vamponetta

How'd you make proper contact?

MKRNightVee

I didn't, I wasn't going to try and put megan through that

Vamponetta

No I mean with Chris

MKRNightVee

Oh, twitter

Motives

MKRNightVee

A little bit, but I also was very kind to Chris, a friend found his number online and to my surprise he answered my texts

Vamponetta

Ah

MKRNightVee

My goal isnt to feed into his delusions so much as it is to gently offer kind advice and be there as a shoulder to lean on for moral support I'm trying to help him better himself

Delusions

[cutoff]

Tenno

S.O.M?

Vamponetta

Sons of the Miscreants. We're keeping to the metal gear theme of Christory

Tenno

Ah

Vamponetta

Cuz Clyde had the Miscreants which were the Patriots. The Patriots were succeeded by Sop, Sons of the Patriots

Tenno

Ah

Vamponetta

Yeah

MKRNightVee

Knowing chris, he will likely ignore that it exists and block those that bring it up. These days, if he doesn't like it, and it doesn't come from an idea guy, he wont put it in his imaginary world

Great New Content

MKR shows photos of Chris's custom Lego Sonichu minifigs.

MKRNightVee

I've got some great new content for you

Vamponetta

Oh?

MKRNightVee

All sonichu minifigs

Vamponetta

Ah

MKRNightVee

Beautiful arnt they

Chris Access

Server members ask MKR (pixietailartist) to get Chris to accept their friend requests.

offline

I just had an idea pixie is on the inside she can get Chris to accept our friend requests

Tenno

I was gonna say. I better not be mercy. But no, I also sent him a friend request I may hate him, but I'm great at acting

offline

@thepixietailartist think you can pull this off? she's CWCSonichu, 6540 right

Tenno

@thepixietailartist can you draw like some random sonichu fan art or some shit for me? I don't think if he does end up accepting, he'd accept me. I would but... I'm legit shit at drawing

offline

so is Chris

Tenno

"hey guys, this is stickachu of the stick sonichu world" [posts a drawing] This is something I drew in middle school for an anime I like

offline

the sad part is I'm pretty sure she'd believe that

Tenno

This was drawn in one hour ON the bus

MKRNightVee

No, if I had to work for it so do you XD

offline

she makes the stick figure dimension Canon

Tenno

BUT I CAN'T DRAW

MKRNightVee

Then trace Lol

offline

I don't have a Twitter though, so it's this or nothing for me

Tenno

BUT I HAVE A SHIT CHROMEBOOK

offline

I mean at least get him to accept mine please, I want exclusive Chris content

MKRNightVee

Take a picture of sanic, tape it to a window, put another piece of paper over it, and follow along the lines. It's pretty simple XD

Tenno

I'll have to shit draw then You guys watch Dillin Thomas

MKRNightVee

And no offline, I can't actually "make" chris accept anything lol

offline

well I mean gently coerce her

MKRNightVee

Try posing as a girl with big titties

Tenno

Okay! I'll do that! Don't judge me!!

offline

I am a girl with big titties, but I'm not using my body for Chris that's an insult to my body

Tenno

Wait what the fuck

pathetic

i am a girl with big titties to.

Tenno

I gotta stop assuming people are guys at first I fucking swear

pathetic

back pain can go fuck itself. codiene is a god send tho

MKRNightVee

No, I just meant finding a pic of a girl with big boobs and pretending to be her Blanca style

pathetic

hot.

gas, gas, gas!

get ya a woman like stephanie bustcakes

offline

I could do that but he's off the dating scene it won't work how'd you do it

MKRNightVee

Well... I wouldn't say off

pathetic

i wish i could be magi chan

Tenno

He's not off Hes anything but

offline

I'm already magi chan (edited)

Tenno

He's mentioned in a tweet that he has room for one more spouse

NightVee Medallion

8:46 PM MKRNightVee: Chris seems interested in "remaking" me into a sort of mini chris

8:46 PM MKRNightVee: Building a sweetheart from the ground up

8:46 PM offline: how so

8:46 PM MKRNightVee: It's kinda flattering I guess?

8:46 PM MKRNightVee: He had me make a medallion, by crystals that he uses and started answering my text faster than before

8:47 PM Tenmo: I'm off to build a new Twitter account

8:47 PM Tenmo: BRB

8:48 PM pathetic: Will Chrisu ever love me

8:48 PM offline: what's your medallion look like

8:48 PM Promethean: what kind of crystals, and did you actually buy any?

8:49 PM offline: how did you get Chris to accept your friend request, I don't have Twitter so I can't just do it like that

8:49 PM pathetic: wat

8:50 PM MKRNightVee:

8:50 PM MKRNightVee: Medallion

8:50 PM offline: that has way more effort than necessary

8:50 PM MKRNightVee: As for the friend thing, I just made lots of fan art and white knighted chris's twitter

8:50 PM MKRNightVee: Yeah, but I love doing arts and crafts ^-^ so I had fun making it out of Crayola fucking model magic

8:51 PM offline: is it made out of Crayola Fucking Model Magic

8:51 PM MKRNightVee: Yes

Chris Chat Rules

MKR guides server members on how to use Chris's CPU delusions to chat with him and lays out basic rules.

offline

I'm going to pretend I'm CPU green Heart, long story short, I have a story drafted about how Arfoire gained interdimensional power when the merge started, and because of Chris's ties to it neptunia was one of the first dimensions affected and then Arfoire killed vert, the original green heart, sealing away her powers until Chris defeated her in the body of Jessica Quinn and the powers passed to me

offline

what do you think? would she believe it

MKRNightVee

It could work, except for one thing... Chris has a "direct" contact with vert, so you'd probably be dismissed as a troll. I can get you into a discord server with chis however I have some rules

offline

alright, how do I work around that then I've done like 5 minutes of neptunia research, how do I explain away the direct contact

MKRNightVee

1. Do not directly try to troll chris, I know it sounds fun to mess with him, but please don't. 2. You must create a CPU, for a color pick something other then the following: magenta, turquoise, green, blue, red, maroon, white, black, purple.

Promethean

I want yellow

MKRNightVee

3. You must play along with the CPU thing

gas, gas, gas!

CPU lavender?

offline

really all I have planned is the cpu part

offline

I have no clue what I'll do after that, so we're good,

MKRNightVee

4. You must get some sort of fanart ready of your chosen CPU sona and make an "original", pokemon/sanic abomination